How to meet or become a vampire?

>>18638011
Rh null blood, they like it.

vampires arent real you role playing faggot!

>>18638020
Why are you on /x/? Let me guess; tulpas, werewolves, aliens, succubi, bigfoot, and ghosts are real though, right? Fuck off to a different board.
>>18638011
And there's already a vampire thread going. Learn how to use the catalog.

>>18638020
this

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>>18638011
you have to mingle blood with a vampire to become one if you weren't born one.

>>18638147
Oh no. It's the tool that thinks you can be born a vampire.

get raped by dracula

>>18638011
Ritual. But there's a % chance you may die even if you prepare for it. You'll be a shapeshifting glowing nigga who can't die.

theres already a vampire thread >>18624727 use the fucking catalog

>>18638011
Fill for welfare. You'll be grade A leech.
Aside from that, if you want real vampirism - several diseases offer problems with processing food leading to nutritious deficiency and with being oversensitive to sunlight.

If you want things associated with vampires like longevity and powers, you're out of luck, those are either bullshit people just accused always same sickly-and-old looking vampires of (reminder that originally vampires even in popular culture weren't considered beautiful - compare traditional old-school Nosferatu vs Anne Rice's works) or possibly results of some occult practices that involved blood - thus making occultists playing with that shit seemingly vampires.

>>18638011
Not real

>>18639264
yes real

>>18638011
sniff amphetamin or smoke meth long enough

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>>18638011
And this is boys and girls how you get AIDS.

>>18638011
If vampires exist, they live either in isolated rural enclaves with a captive food supply (it would look like a cult) or in cities (where they can be anonymous in the crowd). So go to the nearest big city and walk around places where you'd be a tempting victim. If you're quality material and you're lucky enough to catch them recruiting, you're in.

Look up thalassemia. My girlfriend has it. She needs blood transfusions every four to five weeks or she will die. After receiving new blood she is strong, smart and energetic. Toward the end of the cycle she is co Stan,y tired, weak and forgetful. She literally needs the blood of other people or she will die.

>>18638020
This

>>18638023
>Why are you on /x/?

Used to be a paranormal board, not twilight or /r9k/ summon/make a girlfriend shit.

>>18639582
You mean the fake disease?

be autistic

>>18638011
According to all the European folklore, you need to An Hero, be hanged for murder, die unbaptized, have a cat walk over your dead body, or various combinations of these things. I'd recommend the first one.

>>18638011
Give BJ to bat