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how accurate is this?
http://www.theonion.com/article/worldwide-jewish-conspiracy-worried-it-came-down-t-34815
>Saying that they never intended to behave quite so mercilessly, several prominent architects of the global Jewish conspiracy aired their concerns Thursday that they perhaps came down a little too hard on local man Jeff Crawford yesterday.
>The Zionist leaders within the international political, banking, and entertainment spheres who together dictate the world’s economy, media, and political structures told reporters that they regretted wielding their enormous influence in order to hinder the unemployed 42-year-old roofer at every turn throughout Wednesday, agreeing that their combined efforts to systematically impede the non-Jewish man’s financial stability, happiness, and general well-being were “a bit much.”
>“While it is generally in our best interest to frustrate hardworking Anglo-Saxon Protestants like Jeff at every turn with our extreme wealth and power, I think we definitely went a little overboard on the guy yesterday,” financier Julian Rothschild told reporters from deep within the Semitic cabal’s secret underground headquarters five miles beneath Jerusalem. “Sometimes you just get so caught up in the fervor of working with every Jewish man, woman, and child to prevent the world’s gentiles from ever achieving success that you take things a little too far, and that’s exactly what happened with Jeff yesterday.”
>“Everyone feels just awful about it,” Rothschild added.
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>As characterized by numerous organizers of the massive conspiracy—including Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, banker Paul Warburg III, and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke—Wednesday’s attacks on Crawford were “a bit unfair” to the father of three and lifelong Methodist. Specifically, the conspirators pointed to instances yesterday in which Crawford was fired from a contracting job, had the interest rate on his mortgage raised, and was given false traffic updates by a Jewish-owned radio station, calling these episodes gratuitous and “way over the top, even for us.”
>Moreover, members expressed contrition over having ensured that Crawford’s recent loan application with Citibank was rejected yesterday, saying that, other than not being born of the Chosen People, Crawford had done nothing to deserve such harsh persecution.
>“We were originally just going to raise the cost of his health care premiums and maybe mess with his credit score a little, but things quickly spiraled out of control,” said noted Elder of Zion Abraham Meyersicht, 102, saying that yesterday’s abuses were all the more excessive in light of the fact that Hollywood’s Jewish overseers had canceled Crawford’s favorite television show earlier this year. “And that thing where we had the police pull him over and give him a huge ticket after we sent a guy to knock out one of his taillights was just adding insult to injury.”
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>“Jeff is basically a good guy who is just trying to make it in a world being viciously controlled by money-hungry Jews such as myself,” Meyersicht continued. “He didn’t deserve that.”
>Given the inordinate trials and tribulations suffered by Crawford over the course of the past 24 hours, several of the global conspirators said that the outright viciousness of their behavior has forced them to reconsider their future plans of adding bogus arrests to the goy’s criminal record, having the city seize his home through eminent domain, and ensuring that his children are denied admission into college.
>Indeed, many members of the international Jewish syndicate confirmed that their excessive mistreatment of Crawford has caused them to rethink their overall approach to stymieing the progress of the world’s non-Jews at every opportunity.
>“Sure, we control all the wealth and politicians and media outlets and motion picture production studios and courts of law and military arsenals and weather patterns in the world, but that doesn’t mean we need to be so completely cruel in our efforts to ensure that the Jewish people remain atop the social ladder for all eternity,” said Rothschild. “Just mainly cruel should suffice.”
>Rothschild added that he and his fellow Jewish collaborators would do their best to make it up to Crawford in the future, but added that they were all going to be pretty busy perpetuating the myth of the Holocaust over the course of the next few months.
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The onion is a satire sight you moron
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I'm at work in a really old pub, parts are circa 1500s. What do? Go look for spooks? Seen some weird shit shit in here over the years
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>be me
>just turned 18
>work at shitty brewery as line cook to earn money to pay for college shit
>every night while cleaning and breaking down kitchen after closing a pot or something falls off of shelves
>done me spook after a while always ended blamed it on somethings
>one day have to come in on a Sunday
> place empty cause we closed on Sunday's
>doing some inventory and breaking down and cleaning the flat top to earn some extra hours.
My boss leaves me around none and gives me a key to lock up
>I say okay and get back to work
>about an hour later I hear noises coming from the dining room. Sounds like chairs and stuff moving. Go out to check on it. All the tables are out of place and chairs are up against wall
>I blame it on shitty waitresses not doing job to keep tables in place
>I leave a note on bosses desk about tables being screwed up.
>get back to work cause I hate this job and want to go home.
>hear this unsettling laughter come from the brew house
>go and check it out. See nothing. Blame it on the beer fermentation tanks and causing weird noises when gas is expelled from the lines.
>turn to go back to work and get touched on my shoulder
>lose my freaking shit
>run to kitchen finish working and got the fuck out.
Pic related kitchen that I used to work in quit about a month after that happened cause the bosses were asshats
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>>18635111
Seen stuff fly off shelves here. Not just fall to the floor but land about 6 feet away.
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>>18635062
Is that in Witney?
And 16th C is nothing massively special I'm afraid. Still, oubs can be interesting, pls post some stories.
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What have I drawn?
It sort of just kept on going.
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>>18635045
a 3d cube with 2 improper angles.
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>>18635045
You do realise i had to search and download this just for the sake of a meme right?
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>>18635056
Naw, why?
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Have you guys ever had any dreams that somehow predicted large events in your life, or in the world?
Pic unrelated
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Nothing really like large events, Just usual small things like going to a place you've dreamed about.
Like one time I dreamt of a place and a couple of months later I was driving with some friends to their House I have never been to, while in the car, realize this place Looks familiar, I Look back in the Rear View window and I See the landscape and Road excatly how I dreamed it
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>>18634932
I've only dreamed of my own personal future. Though I didn't know what I was looking at until I actually lived the dream "sequence".
Sometime my dreams are right on the dot, you know from the sights, sounds, time, and location its kinda freaky sometimes man. Most of the time its just symbolism or a sign of someone coming or something about to happen.
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>>18634932
Yes, they often come to me as deja vu but much "stronger".
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His manifesto (43 pages, unedited): https://www.docdroid.net/Nu3OkY2/odom-manifesto.pdf.html
>The truth is out there, it's just submerged in a sea of disinformation!
>If our perception occurs due to electrical impulses, it follows that it can be manipulated with the right technology.
>Energy, frequency, and vibration allow us to control the world around us.
>Martians are responsible for the God myth. There is no God. There is no Heaven. There is no Hell. Earth is as close to Heaven as we'll ever get.
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Didn't he shoot a supposed alien that ended up surviving?
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>>18634937
He was shot six times.
He also gave Ted Cruz's invocation during his presidential run.
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Honestly it was as suppressed as as Pizzagate. The press just treated it jokey and faggot mods kept deleting threafs
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Doing biblomancy
Pictures are always welcome.
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>>18636581
J hates me?
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>>18636581
how will my visit to see him go ches?
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"Kateri Amman or "Vampire Amman" is a dangerous entity related to the darkest and most filthy things, thus propitiated for serious black magic purposes. Interesting enough when summoned there are two different entities that may appear - a certain goddess (Kateri Amman) or a second entity called simply Kateri. The second deity, Kateri, is an insane and evil witch in aethereal form, trapped in the vortex between the subtle and material planes."
- Jatayu Dasa
Kateri accepts tamasic and sattwic offerings that you can choose depending on your general spiritual practice.
For tamasic offerings, you can use rum, cigars, cigarettes, sacrifice of chickens (preferably black cocks).
For sattvic offerings suitable sweet rice dishes.
You can also offer any black items, for example black clothes, and then accept this as prasad.
Better to perform puja for Kateri Amman on the black moon and full moon, or only on the black moon.
Om Namah Kateri Amman!
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"About worshipping Ravana.
According to the Srimad Bhagavatam - a sacred scripture of vaishnavism, we should understand Ravana and Kumbhakarna as Jaya and Vijaya which were originally the gatekeepers of Vaikuntha and devotees servants of the Lord Vishnu.
In order to please the Lord Visnu and due to the curse of four Kumaras, they have appeared in several yugas as demons, including Hiranyaksha-Hiranyakashipu, Ravana-Kumbhakarna and Shishupala-Dantavakra.
However, if we reject the Christian understanding of the term "demon", then we can see that many of demonic personalities have become great devotees and have reached a high position, even higher then devas. Bali Maharaja and Prahlada Maharaja are these ones.
Moreover, Ravana was a great devotee of the Lord Shiva and was belonging to the Brahmin varna, was the grandson of the sage Pulastya, who was one of the Prajapati, human ancestors, and the great-grandson of Brahma. Ravana did all Vedic requirements and severe austerities in order to satisfy the Lord Siva.
Undoubtedly, personality of Ravana had negative characters (like any other creature which was born in the material world does), which eventually had led to his ruin. But it s important to remember that his death was not an accident. Ravana had to die by the hand of the Lord Rama for getting liberation."
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>>18634861
I hate how the britbongs retards imported that fake puritanism in India. Kali dressed? kek
Anyways, cool idol.
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Hello, I am a long time lurker know the story. Does anyone have any stories to share or post about people you see or may have even been close to disappearing completely? Perhaps vanishing from reality? I am investigating it, as it is something of growing concern and which must be resolved.
I'll start with my experience that I had last week
>Be me
>Heading to the elevator to eat my lunch
>Get to elevator, woman shows up to to wait for the elevator
>Elevator arrives I expect the girl to walk in with me (as you would expect).
>Girl is no where to be seen I look around the corners (keep in mind this is seconds after she disappeared).
Another thing to note is her only “escape” routes from my view would be to open a loud screeching door to the library or walk down a pretty long hallway in which I looked.
So, knowing this even if she thought I was an ugly fuck and wanted to escape or get away I would have noticed. However I am not ugly and it's odd for someone to want to go use the stairs (which is also a loud door) when the elevator had already arrived. I also don't drink or do any drugs.
If you have any similar experiences or any stories you've found please post.
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People get killed/kidnapped. This isn't paranormal.
You don't notice someone walking away, this isn't paranormal.
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>>18634655
She was right next to me and I was aware of my surroundings.
Love the bait though m8
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>>18634664
Its not even b8 at this point
AEIUO.
Bliss
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Could I go somewhere in the astral planes and fight demons and other low frequency entities just like in dark souls
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Yes, no, maybe.
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>>18636390
lol?
what maeks u think u would have to leave? just go to ur vaccine
those be ayylmaos
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Go to vaccination center and challenge the nurses there. They will act confused but as soon as your sword hits them they'll reveal themselves. They are quite powerful once they change so you better hit hard while they are vulnerable.
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What /x/ know about soviet/russian creepy storyes?
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>>18634614
They lost a war with Finland.
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>storyes
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>>18634630
and they fucked france, what's your point?
Hey.. I don't know where to post this, and it's struck me as very odd.. Recently I came very close to death. It's honestly pretty surprising that I'm not dead. I've regained all my motor skills, can walk fine, and everything is back to normal. Here's the thing though, I was happy before. Very happy. Now, I've a terrible depression overtake me. All I can think about is ending my life. When I woke up out of my coma, I initially felt amazing (even though I couldn't walk yet), but things have gotten worse. I am coming closer, and closer to suicide; and I feel pretty sure if I don't, then I will be murdered. Is somthing after me? It's been 3 months, nearly to the day now. If some force is out to get me, what do I do?
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I feel like the people that are close to me want to harm my aswell. I wake up in cold sweats, being murdered every night now. Have dreams of evil spirits/demons/ghost or whatever you want to call them hurting me.. Scaring me.. Playing with me. I'm fucking scared, all the time now.
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>>18633544
hey i dont giv a shit but the pic is funny
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Basically, don't be a bitch.
If you let those thoughts take up your mind, ofc you'll go crazy.
Get a hobby, go out with friends.
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The US has been at constant war for the past fifteen years. People are sick of it. With the reports of Russia breaking a thirty year old nuclear treaty and positioning a spy ship near US waters, people are afraid that another war will happen.
They keep lying to get us into wars. Just a few examples:
U.S.S. Maine - Spanish American War
Gulf of Tonkin - Vietnam War
Soldiers killing incubator babies - Desert Storm
Moreover, they keep stealing power from the people when they wage war (ex. Patriot Act). We are now very suspicious of them.
What if this time has a different twist, though? They know we don't trust them. A lot of us remember all the lies and rhetoric that led to the Iraq war. They need to use a different strategy. Instead of lying to wage war, they're lying to "prevent" war. Their argument would go something like this:
>We know you don't want war. Give us more power so we can stop it.
Ask yourself some questions.
What problems do the US and Russia have with each other?
Do the actions we have been seeing seem like rational responses to these problems?
Why are all the news outlets using the same rhetoric to describe events? (They also did this with Iraq)
>Inb4 Trump, Hilary, blah, blah, blah
It didn't matter who we elected. Remember just before the election. Stories circulated that voting Hilary = inevitable war. Trump won. Now stories circulate about blackmail, spy ships, and cruise missles. Spooky language. This would be happening either way.
Of course I don't know if this theory is true. I want to put it out there so people will be on their guard. Does anyone else feel like this is the beginning of a new cold war? Blacklists, McCarthyism, Military-industrial complex. If there are Russian anons reading this please tell us how things are going on your side.
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>>18633519
Not a conspiracy. Not paranormal.
>>>/pol/
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>>18633983
But it is a conspiracy.
But I agree, all of this needs to fuck right off of /x/. If it's a /pol/ conspiracy, it belongs there.
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>>18633519
This is just common knowledge If you do just a shred of research.
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>Moon Landing
>Hologram
>Hollow Moon
All theories discussed here
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inb4 argument watch this please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_loUDS4c3Cs
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Hologram tho? Why.
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>>18636387
http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/607938/WATCH-Lunar-wave-which-cameraman-claims-proves-Moon-is-actually-a-HOLOGRAM
Why is the earth 'flat'? There's never a reason why
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Anyone have interesting research notes on DB copper. He must of had powers.
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>>18633215
not knowing in english we say "must HAVE"
kys
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>>18633286
What are you 12? You understood him faggot
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he had the power to fall out of an airplane and hit the ground
Fresh OC for you guys.
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>>18635728
>Maddie McCann near the bottom
If you live here in bongland there's countless front page headlines about the case and nearly everyone thinks the parents did it. Casual af.
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>>18635748
The Podesta-Portugal human trafficking ring it's very obscure.
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>>18635728
What could extraterrestrials possibly have to do with the so-called man in the iron mask?