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yeah. it's not real.

>>18744864
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>>18744863
Beware the Bull headed one.
He brings with him naught but death and deceit.
True power is born in the chaos.

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The next morning we had brunch at the all-you-can-eat buffet. It was really good! But as I was in line to get pancakes, an old gypsy woman grabbed me and looked deep into my eyes. “You! Who are you!” I told her my name. “Have you been having bad luck?” I said no “Believe me, you will! I can sense it!”. I don’t believe in that crazy gyspy stuff so I went back to our table to enjoy my pancakes with my friend Foster. We both ate our pancakes and talked about the crazy old gypsy women.

The next morning we hit the road again, eager to get to Portland, Oregon! The day before we drove for 12 hours so today we just had to drove 8 hours. It was fun, we bought some old Weird “Al” Yankovich CD’s. Our favorite! We listened to them in the car and laughed the whole way there. When we crossed the state line into Oregon, we knew our journey was almost over. When we got to Portland, we pulled into a gas station parking lot where we read a map and decided where we should go. I went into the FoodMart and bought Red Vines and a Judas Priest live album I hadn’t heard before so we could rock out in the car. As we were sitting in the car, my friend Foster said “remeber that old haunted house that we used to live by that all the kids said it was haunted?” I said yes “well haven’t you ever wondered what is inside of that place?” I was hesitant but I said yes “I think we should spend the night there, just to prove that we can do it. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!” I said “no way!”, but he convinced me.

We drove to the haunted house, I was so nervous the whole way there I forgot to even listen to the Judas Priest live album I bought or eat the Red Vines I got. When we got to the haunted house I remembered how scary it was to us when we were kids. But you know what? It wasn’t so bad now that I was an adult. Just dirty with broken things on the lawn. We hopped the fence with our sleeping bags and luggage bags over our backs. We walked to the front door and then I rung the doorbell and knocked the door. “What are you doing?” said Foster “There’s no one home we can just walk right in!” We opened the door. It was unlocked. Inside it was pretty dark, and any light that did shine through the window made big beams of light because there was so much dust in the air. We walked around in the house for a little bit to get familiar with it. There were a lot of rooms, most of them completely empty. Except for some chairs but they weren’t interesting. We got tired and decided to get some sleep.

>>18743788
sit in the forest and do nothing but eat dirt and masterbate for 2 years. You'll never die.

>>18743788
Be good, get rewarded.

>>18743804
works for me

>>18743352
1-intent of sigil in pic related seems beyond what is reasonable to expect, especially if its creator works at McDonalds and expects to get a raise of that kind, rather than going out and obtaining the skills needed and finding a job with that salary.
2-if you tell others your sigil's intent, or especially its creation process. you're pretty much nullifying it.

>>18743369
In other words, casting a sigil then expecting a series of events to automatically give you that kind of salary while you sit on your ass isn't how it works.

They work, as long as you remember to charge them. Be realistic about probabilities and the amount of energy it takes to bend them. They're a useful bit of "cast and forget", but be very careful with the details.

Two examples: the sigil in >>18743352 won't work. Or rather, it doesn't work, in the present, because it is formulated to act on the future. Sure, it will eventually happen, but maybe it happens five minutes before death of old age.

(Same for "I want to [x]". If that's what you write, that's what you'll get. A yearning.)

Example two: A teacher of mine wanted to "manage [her] money better". That's what she wrote. She had just cashed in her salary check and lost most of it to a sudden fire, thus she had to learn how to budget, borrow and scrounge together like never before. It worked, but at the cost of material possesions and financial safety.

So yeah, they work. They always work. You might find you didn't want them to lol

Yeah they are descendents of Atlantean survivors. https://youtu.be/ls_ZtM1Itzs

I HAVE A HALF BASQUE FRIEND AND HIS BASQUE MOM USED O HROW ROCKS A POLICE STAIONS IN IMES OF OPRESSION
NOW SHE IS A VET

>>18744612
Veteran
Vegetable
Veterinarian
Was spricht du mein freund?

intredasding

>>18741942
Fuckin spooks

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>>18741942

Quick gestalt.

>>18741111
You colossally dumb fuck. Please leave this board. Seriously? It's shit like this that makes me not want to peruse /x/. There is some cool shit on this board but this ain't it.

>>18743184
It's making fun of the retarded fucking flat earth retards who cannot prove a point that is actually provable (refute explicit evidence to the contrary). You fell for the bait.

>>18741111 (checked)

>>18743206
So you are one of the dumbfucks who really think the Earth is flat? Fuck me kill me now.

>many many white people

Well. Yeah. You are right.

Have you tried BooReview? They are two guys that debunk ghost/cryptid videos. They stay honest too. If they can't explain it, they don't go into full autism mode.

>>18741022
Actually yes, they are my second source. I love boo review but they haven't been very active lately

thanks for linking and promoting his channel directly
I'm going to donate to his patreon that he linked in the description

>>18740358
Bampu

>>18740358
had this feeling around places, not necessarily people though.

tl:dr

OP is a pussy

The other night I dreamt that I was on a spaceship apart of a crew who had saved the galaxy and became held as heros who were able to retire as rich celebrities but after a few years another crew member and I decided we didn't want to live our own lives anymore so we went to our old ship in attempts to use virtual reality pods to live a fantasy until we died from old age but instead we somehow went into light speed and ended up near a black hole and our ship lost power and we were forced wait until we were sucked into the black hole and die a horrible death. I don't really know what this dream meant but it fucked me up.

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I had a dream last night where I was hanging out with this girl I like, and some random guy just came into the room and made her kinda ignore me so I left the room as she was about to get fucked.

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>>18740161
>>18689942

Welcome to the family.

*and we are going through is stuff
my bad

*were
sorry didn't sleep last night lol

Bug on lens.

>>18737807
Death by aging

>>18737807
correct me if I'm wrong, but are we talking about the supposed killer(s) who target young men at bars, isolate them from any nearby friends/help, abduct them, keep them captive for a time doing god knows what, and finally kills them and dumps their freshly dead body into a body of water? Or am I thinking of a different serial murder MO and I don't know what the smiley Face Killers are all about. I'm assuming there's a smiley face involved at the dump site?

>>18736513
>tower falling down around you
>death imminent
>I know! I'll whip out my phone and take some video

And how do you propose they get that video? Dig somebody's Nokia out of the wreckage?

Conspiracyfags lack common sense

>>18736513
Bro, people werent just filming the tower that morning for the lawls. There is a lack of video bevause people had better things to do that morning than film a boring sky scraper

>>18736526
I get that, and I know video at the ready wasn't as common as it is today, I just figured with the amount of people and tourists in the city, more than three pieces of footage would have been acquired. But I suppose three is a normal amount considering the time period

>>18727213
Probably just some sick fetishist fantasizing all this for his own rickets.

Also, why is it very worth it in the end? I've already read a bunch of shit like this while researching Monarch mind-control, so I'm unfazed, but I'd bet it'll just depress and horrify other people.

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Damn where can I buy one

A couple summers ago when I first discovered the deep web, I went into a chat room (I cannot remember which one sadly). I matched with some random people and made small talk until I matched with a guy who said he was part of a nationwide cult that would pay me 1,000,000 to take part in one of their rituals (not making this up). He said he wanted to meet in person, so I told him I'd meet him at a nearby park next weekend, which I never did. I wish I had the text log saved but I recently formatted my computer

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What are the signs that i succesfuly put myself into a trance? How do i know i'm not just bamboozling myself?