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Bury a box of graveyard dirt cat bones and a picture of yourself at a cross roads and the rest will happen naturally

>>18737198

Join the Masons.

I can guide you down the right path for the right price.

>>18735666
I made Tulpa for cool times and hang out stuff. Now Tulpa wants me to be pretty and proper.

>>18735666
I tried to make a tulpa and even voiced her in my head for a couple months while visualizing her throughout my day to day life, but I was never able to get to the point where I could actually see or hear her unconsciously, so I kind of gave up. I feel bad because if she was even close to being real, I basically killed her, even though I specifically promised never to do that. I actually feel really fucking terrible about it. What do?

>>18736249
SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIPFAG

Something happened on the day he died.

>>18735629
:'(

>>18735609

each point is a black dick you must filate to gain ever increasing power, with each dick you filate you become more powerful until you filate the 5th and final dick at which point you become a grand wizard. Ask anyone who actually knows anything and they'll confirm this.

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>>18734997
Kinda anectdotal, but I went out camping when I was little, had a nightmare that pic related was trying to pull off my leg. Had a calcified bit of muscle above my kneecap from that day onward

>>18737289
>Tfw a wendigo daddy will never feel up your leg as you sleep

Why even live

>>18734997
I think a Goatman in the U.S. did, in fact, chop up a bunch of people with an axe. Can't remember where though.

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>>18743997
LOL. You poor bastard.

Quite the troll

>>18744026
that is true, a water bear is my spirit animal

>>18743997
I don't recall much, I fought only for them and alone. Loved every second of it even if it was for unrequited love. I was left alone eventually as they ascended to rot like trash.

What is this? It doesn't even look like an alien...

>>18744094
I know but it has been popping up so I figured I'd post it

That's definitely a DeepDream generated image

>>18743872
>same mythological creature

Yes, they're called "other animals".

(see: Bears, Cats, Dogs, Apes, Lizards, Reptiles.. etc)

Imagine being a caveman going for a 2am piss and seeing a bear for the first time.

>it was huge
>looked like a man
>sharp teethy
>big claws

..Then days later the bear comes and eats your kid for the lols. You'd be telling everyone about the hairy man thing, especially your next kid.

It's also an adults way of keeping kids from being naughty little cunts.

>be jumping on the bed
>hears mum coming
>.."get to sleep or the boogie man will come"
>yes mum

mythology = fairytales

I heard that one time, these teens went out to the lake to drink beer and have premarital sex, and they all got killed by You Lost The Game

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>>18743836
Oops

The CAL got those files. The Central Ayy motherfuckin' LMAO.

>>18743843
what the fuck is that supposed to be?

>>18743347
It's not spoopy if you spoil it first, dummy.

>>18743350
I mean, I'm posting anonymously.

>hey guys, here's my arg, pay attention to me
NEVER SHILL YOUR ARG, EVER.

>>18743273
A binding spell is said to inhibit one's magickal abilities

>>>/pol/

>>18743273
I remember someone saying they "bound a demon" onto me. Didn't really feel different and I'm 99% sure they were high. The needle in the arm and studdering gave it away.

I have a mark on my forehead and hatred in my heart.

Last time I walked this earth you fuckers killed me. This time I get my vengeance. You have had plenty of second chances and the day of judgement will commence once myself and my wife are in power. We will be as fair as we can be. Some of you are golden, some of you are silver, and unfortunately some of you are a waste of space. You take more than you produce and your way of life is unsustainable.

So rejoice, we aren't at the end yet but the end of life as you know it is approaching and I'm just going to preach a message of peace until that day comes like I did the last time I reincarnated in this hellish wasteland.

>>18743003
>>18742990
what color am I OP

>>18742990
>>18743003
You do realize the futility and stupidity of life, right? It's wrong to harm others because harm is the only thing that makes life worth less than nothing. We're here for God's entertainment but it's pointless to rebel. I wish for all life in this world to be liberated so no more souls are created just to be lost. Regardless, once again, creating harm is the reason why life is shit and the end does not justify the means, even if the means are constant and have no purpose.

Now, down to Earth, you realize you will never have a real-life waifu, right?

>>18742919
I saw you on /co/.
[spoiler]From your closet.[/spoiler]

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>>18742943
good one, I salute you.

>>18742813
Very negatively. JoS is some troll-tier bullshit friend. They have no concept of history, anthropology, geography, or reality. How much do you suppose they know about magick?

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>>18742813
So you want a spell to sleep with muh daughters...

Satan is a tranny, well the image is anyway.

what

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Fake, Sanatatta isn't evil, you big bully.

>>18742809

SANTA

>>18742771
Bump

>>18742771
Bump

>>18742771
Bump