Whatever happened to Amy Schumer?

I imagine her rampant plagiarism became too known.

>>84964595
Feminists are a bad target audience. They will politicize and promote the fuck out of your film, but they dont pay for shit.

Sony learned their lesson from Ghostbusters.

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>>84964595

>>84964595
I'd schtick my cock inside her cunt if you know what I am talking about.

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>>84964636
What did he meany this?

>>84964595
My dick actually shrinks whenever I see her body.

Is that normal?

>>84964595
thats fucking gross

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>>84964595
Her last movie bombed hard

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>>84964869
Goldie looks like she's got Uruk-hai blood in her.

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>>84964595

>>84964595
honestly if she didn't have such a pig face that'd be a 12/10 woman for me

so fucking thicc

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>>84964595

imagine the smell

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stay salty

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>>84966376

inside amy schumer was actually pretty decent in its first season, she did a good job poking fun at stupid shit both men and women do

>>84964595
>>84964636
>>84965127
High test right. Here. Thicc

>>84964595
I smell a barnyard animal.

>>84964595
Her plagiarism is fairly well known now. Also probably has something to do with how she looks like she is melting in that picture.

/tv/ is full of homos and kiddie fiddlers, no big news here

>>84964941
haha

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>>84964595

>>84967317
Wow, is that real? When she's not fat she has that "Well she might be the ugliest girl in that group, but I bet she'll blow me as soon as we're back at my place" vibe. Just nice and trashy without those love handles ad fat flabs.

>>84964595
The court of public opinion is harsh.

She alienated a lot of people pushing anti gun politics.
Then her special bombed as it was way way too over the top for most casual comedy fans..
Then of course the whole "it was so bad, netflix changed their ratings to cover it up" went into the news and swayed people who never will watch it.
Public then doesnt go and see her movies, makes them bomb.

Once you get into the doghouse, you have to scratch and crawl your way out of it or just give up.
She has given up.

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She BTFO /pol and /tv/ and now 4chan is salty

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>>84964869
Chuckie and Miss Piggy were in a movie together?

>>84964595
She's a joke thief

>>84967510
>im super important and the best that ever was and anyone that doesn't agree is """"trolling"""""
She's been around too many yes mensch for too long

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>>84964635

She'll go back to being "da funniest whoooman ever XD" when she has shitty new special to peddle.

She has her Barbie movie, no?

>>84967692
No one would have even paid any attention if you guys hadn't spergged out about it 24/7

You're still doing it months later even

>>84967510

>be painfully unfunny and a joke stealing piece of shit
>get called out on both things by basically everyone on earth
>lol fuckin trolls :P

how can one person be so unaware

>>84964869
I thought she supported gun control?

>>84968189
Damn she makes that fucking disease ridden trashwhore Bella look like the hottest chick ever in comparison.

>>84967510
>literally dissapeared off the earth after all those shitty ratings and critics
>absolutely irrelevant now

wow she sure btfo'd the trollers!

>>84967640
haha she looks like a pretty shy girl :)
no pictures please mr. paparazzi haha :)

>>84968675
Bella looks like she wasn't as far gone when that was taken. Even The Schum had lower to stoop.

>>84964595

I would unironically fuck the shit out of her.

>>84968968
same here

>>84968975

She has nice tits, too. Oddly enough.

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>>84964941
holy shit stop it

I'd eat her box to be honest. It looks comfortable as fuck down there.

>>84967079
>alcoholic
>staring at the first drink from a new bottle

>>84969285

>alcoholic

>owns glasses

Pfft.

>>84964595
>Why did she drop off the map?
I think it was around the time when she decided to quit her Comedy Central show to supposedly focus on movies... that's where it started to go downhill for her

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>>84967640

>>84964636
huh?

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>>84968968
>Autistic ugly kissless virgin would fuck anything

Jeez who would have thought

>>84969379
Rekt

>>84969689
>projecting

How did she fuck Dolph Ziggler again?

>>84964595

no staying power because no talent. i predicted this years ago btw

>>84969777
Because Dolph has no standards and will fuck anything with a pulse.

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>schtick is about fucking multiple guys
I refuse to believe that a sane man would sleep with that thing

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The problem with Amy Schumer is that she pisses off everyone.

Conservatives hate her because she's an outspoken feminist who spouts the wage gap lie in a fucking beer commercial and tries to publicly humiliate a kid for making a slut joke about her when her entire career is "I'm such a slut lol" and her relation to Chuck Schumer.

Liberals hate her because she makes racist jokes and says racist shit and make rape apologies and the whole Formation music video (which I honestly don't get but I guess she's taking it from black people). And then her latest movie is about two white women who get kidnapped by a bunch of brown guys in a foreign country and of course liberals are going to think that it's racist and xenophobic and making fun of an issue (sex trafficking) and honestly they kind of have a point.

Then there's the joke thief shit that everybody hates her for. It also doesn't help that she's best friends with people like Jennifer Lawrence, who the public also turned against at around the same time. And, to a lesser extent, there's the story that Chuck Schumer helped her get reduced charges on grand larceny.

Essentially, this woman has no audience any more.

>>84969777
>he thought I would help his career

Kek

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>>84970053
I'd pork her. That's not even a joke.

>>84964634

Sony doesn't learn lessons.

It's her face. I just can't stand that face but literally everything else physically I can get behind. Everyone says she looks great and I agree from the neck down... except maybe the vag if her own rumours are true.

>>84964869

Nobody wanted to see a lardass and an elderly woman galavant in an action "comedy" cracking dick jokes and talking about their cunts.

Imagine that.

is love when all you want is to be deep in a woman's vagina no matter how she looks?

>>84970533
Bit more than that but that's the gist of it.

>>84970561
no then fuck you i would be in any vagina no matter how it looked

>>84970412
You just know that deep down all those perfectly fitting Miss Piggy comparison are eating her up. That is why she is such a bitter cunt.

>>84967111
Problem is that most of the jokes were basically ripped off from other better comedians.

She's also just not a good comedic performer. Nearly everyone else around her in the two movies she's done has been better than her.

Even Melissa McCarthy, who plenty hate, has good timing and can come across a sympathetic character. Which may actually be the major problem Schumer has, she can't come across as sympathetic so a movie where you're supposed to care about the main character is pretty much the worst place for her.

>>84967640
The world's a fucked up place.

>>84966411
And shia leKEK is worth 25 million and hes an even bigger train wreck than she is.

OK, do I seriously have to solve the captcha 17 fucking times to post a single response now?

>>84967471
>scratch and crawl your way out of it or just give up.

Or do porn.

>>84967317
Wow, is that real? I remember the first words my daughter said were "I like butter"

>>84970742
To be fair, Miss Piggy is sort of a feminist icon according to the current generation of feminists. She might take it as a compliment and be flattered to be compared to her hero.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biyv8kmKwEE

>>84971586
Go to legacy captcha boi, it'll be the best choice of your life

>>84971586
Shias been acting for like 15 years straight and starred in like 3 transformers movies why would he bee poor?

>>84971741
Dont know if I can. 4chan X/Onii-chan.

>>84964595
I legitimately thought this was a granny before I noticed it was Schumer.

>>84971733
She can rationalise it anyway she wants. But when she looks at those pictures, she can't deny that she almost exactly looks like a pig muppet. No one can lie to themselves.

>>84971798
I used 4chanX for a few years, at this point I think the native extension is better besides the shitty off-site loading page

>>84970942
Just waiting for you to leave so it can be whole once more.

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>>84968189
>stands next to trannies
>still looks ugly

Didn't she just have a movie out not that long ago? That's usually what happens to almost all comedians though. The get huge and seem to appear everywhere, then the just sort of vanish.

Off the top of my head I remember it happening to Mike Myers, Russell Brand, George Lopez, Jimmy Fallon, Jack Black, Adam Sandburg. Some stay more relevant then others, but they always lose some popularity

>>84964595
Her only real succesful movie was Trainwreck, and that is not really saying much.
Her other film roles have been huge bombs and all though her show on comedy central is long running, ever since the exodus of all time greats (though one of them isnt so great anymore) Stephen Colbert and John Stewart, that network literally only has south park to rely on for money to keep their other shows going. Her show will not last much longer and nobody will remember that it happened.
On top of that, her stand up comedy has never really been that big since she was only ever popular as a result of her sketch show. Her comedy frankly is god fucking awful and it became so apparent with her newest netflix special that even most feminists just gave up trying to defend her.
In terms of the general public that remains silent while the alt right and SJW's battle it out on twitter, the general public is extremely wary of those whom they perceive to be inauthentic and Amy Schumer is the god damn poster child for inauthenticity in comedy. All her jokes revolve aroud the same topic: her being gross. Many male comedians also do this, but the thing Schumer missed is that those men often didnt limit themselves to being gross about sex and even then they tend to stray from that subject matter at least ocasionally. Schumer is just a non stop ride of the same joke told 30 different ways. When she does rarely come up with a slightly different type of joke, its literally 100% of the time stolen from someone else and there is at least an hour of footage on youtube, maybe more, that thuroughly documents just how prevalent theft is in Amy Schumers stand up routines. Stand up comedy is lowest common demonator entertainment so the vast majority of general audiences wont take much nudging to wise up if they are being scammed, and they certainly have seen that from Schumer. People dont appreciate theives and they especially dont appreciate theives who arent clever.

>>84964625
>>84964634
these

>>84968189
How old is linetrap now? And did he/she really get a pic with (((Schumer)))?

Netflix payday. She doesn't need to work for the rest of her life and why would you?

>>84967640
how could he do it ;_;

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MY PUSSY.... IT STINKS
*standing ovation