Them Emperor Boys Are At It Again edition
>Top 5 Squigs
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/09/05/celebrate-30-years-of-warhammer-40000-top-5-squigsgw-homepage-post-3/
>Konor Campaign, fucken rigged
https://konor.warhammer40000.com/
>GW FAQs (1.1):
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Rules-Errata
>FW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/15/new-and-updated-forge-world-faqs-july16gw-homepage-post-2/
>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
>Everything 8th edition in properly converted pdf & epub, fully bookmarked and linked with in-line errata annotations
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>Other Megas
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>WIP Math-hammer doc (Thanks Chart-Anon!)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing
>>55279779
First for Necrons!
1st for Space Marines are boring and bland.
So why was everybody assblasted over this guy?
How should I go about role playing a Tech Priest in Dark Heresy? What should my general mannerism and attitude towards my party and the inquisition as a whole be like? Same with any other groups we are likely to encounter.
>this organics are annoying
>except for [insert cute or attractive ones, depending on much of your fleshmind remains in charge]
>Be angry at people doing DIY repairs
>The inquisition's needs come secondary to the Machine god. Unless helping the Inquisition will help the machine god.
Depends how fleshminded you are for mannerism.
Raging from 'Normal but quirky' to 'cold and insulting because you're forced to speak in an inefficent way because none of these fucks know binary'
>>55279736
Read through the forges of mars omnibus.
Or you could act like an aspy fag. Shouldn't be to hard for you op.
>>55279736
Fuck a toaster
Itt we talk about 40k fan factions, wheather it be Vampyr Courts, 40Kaven, the Cosmic Coalition, or others, because let's face it. 40k needs more armies that aren't just more space marines.
>>55279518
How often are you going to make this thread you chode?
>>55279518
If Games Workshop did a third party army release I would want the ADVENT from XCOM 2. Good mix of ranged and melee units for diverse list making. Also plenty of different styles to prevent painting from getting boring.
>>55279518
Eh, I think 40k has hit a good number of armies, and I don't feel like anymore need added. And this is coming from a xenos player.
I have a question. A hypothetical really.
In a long-running campaign your character dies, let's say around level ten. You're rolling up a replacement. How did they get to the point they're at? How do you handle/justify their experience gains? How does a character made at a higher level not end up a Gary Stu?
>>55278491
>How does a character made at a higher level not end up a Gary Stu?
1. Variations on "Mary-Sue" just means that you made a donut steel in an established setting and wrote into your backstory that important NPCs uncharacteristically looked up to you
2. A high-level character got there from doing stuff of equivalent coolness as the other PCs, just offscreen
>>55278491
The idea would be that there's more to the setting than just to pc's and there's other stuff pig in the background. The new character would be a part of whatever the fuck else is going on in the world
>>55278530
But don't all the cool offscreen feats of daring-do end up feeling cheap and unearned.
why are you so into undead girls, /tg/?
>>55278437
Well normally I'd say I'd fuck anything with a pulse but that doesn't really apply here.
>>55278437
mmmm projection of the fetish variety
>>55278437
>she doesn't age
>don't have to worry about her getting pregnant
>really kinky because of centuries of boredom
>probably has magic powers or something
Sounds great to me.
The Mystery Machine breaks down on Holy Terra! How long does it take the gang to figure out the Dark Angels are actually a traitor legion?
>>55278316
>Talking dog companion
Recognized as either heretics or Xeno sympathizers and promptly executed. The Dark Angels continue their closet heresy unopposed.
>>55278334
Dogs are heretical?
>>55278489
If they talk.
Alright /tg/, I've been running a Jojo campaign for a about 3 months now with a close group of friends.
They are nearing a critical point, and I had a tough stand in mind for them to fight. The trouble is, it's a bit tough to figure out how it would work practically in-game.
The idea of the stand is that it would have the power to send it's user both backward and forward in time. The ability only lets them move a few seconds forward/backward in time, when they activate the ability, it leaves an exact freeze frame image of the user at the point in time they activated the ability For me, trouble arises when the user would travel back in time, because it is something I would have to plan ahead for. Any ideas on how to handles this, or perhaps tweak the stand?
Other questions welcome.
>>55278093
>JoJo rpg
Jesus fucking Christ
>>55278121
It's not like it hasn't been done. How you'd do it mechanically I have no idea, since JoJo is 99% asspulls, so I guess it'd have to be a rules-lite system. OP's idea sounds very difficult to pull off, since it's king crimson but even more bullshit.
If you're trying to make it make sense, be logical, or intelligent, you're going against everything that is Jojo.
Just make it work however you want whenever you want, and cover up any contradictions by just saying "What's the matter? Don't understand how it works yet? Are you stupid or something?"
Then break one of your arms and your hips by striking an unnatural pose, and you're done.
A typical adventure in what system would make the best movie?
>>55277778
Shadowrun for heist movie.
WoD would be either fantastic or downright garbage.
Delta Green perhaps?Car Lesbians?
>>55277967
>Shadowrun movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GPGQoR6f6w
>>55277967
Seconding a Shadowrun heist movie. Preferably directed by Guy Ritchie for maximum lulz.
Do they literally just sit and gather dust? I want to use mine.
Why not draft them somehow or make a cube? Or just light them on fire.
Why not stack them into bricks using duct rape and use them to remodel your home?
>>55277671
>duct rape
>Playing horror based campaign
>BBEG is a sorta siren type creature that lures people to her lair using thralls
>Party is hired by one of them to "save his daughter"
>BBEG essentially mind fucks people who enter the dungeon, altering their memories and slowly draining their minds and life away, eventually making them thralls as well
>Party enters dungeon
>Have them all do a check to resist initial mind fuck
>All of them fail besides one knight who just barely made it
>Decide to have some fun with this
>"You all feel a strange feeling but it quickly goes away with no effect on you"
>They all think they passed
>Next session tell all players who failed ahead of time
>"Go along with what I do, act as if it's always been like this."
>One player who succeeded keeps to sets of memories, one real one fake
>Have entire party act like fake one has always been real
>Decide to take it even further
>Tell them to act like its been that way even ooc
>Create a fake copy of the character sheet with the alternate backstory and start putting it in his spot during bathroom breaks etc.
>He goes on about his real backstory
>"Dude you can't just change your backstory this far in the campaign"
>bbeg
how shameful
>>55277788
force of habit
>>55277788
>tripdubs
Ugh.
Shit Waifu Edition
Previous Thread: >>55269244
Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/1GTyXR78
I love all of you <3
yes homo
Am I SDA?
>>55277084
No. I am SDA.
So what would happen if the Monolith invaded the 40k universe? How would the 40k factions fare against it?
>>55276888
Some Snakebite Orks get pretty excited I guess?
>>55276888
I get the feeling that you only watched the movie version of 2001 and have no idea what the Monoliths really are.
>>55277066
I get the feeling you're too autistic to understand that I made this thread as a fucking joke
Why?
>>55276476
Because they are a for-profit company and their latest business decisions have been making them bank.
So, why not?
>>55276476
Well you see, it's usually common practice for most companies to come up with a logo, sometimes integrating the name of the company into the design. This is decided largely by marketing and graphic design to ensure it has good colors and is memorable.
>>55276476
Psssh, nothing personal, kid.
Cadillacs & Dinosaurs Edition
Previously on /edhg/: >>55268113
RESOURCES
>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.
http://www.mtgcommander.net
>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck’s strategy and card choices.
http://www.tappedout.net
>Another resource for commander discussion; they have an entire forum dedicated to discussing decks. People often make primers, which go into detail about how they built and play their deck.
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/commander-edh
>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the the internet.
http://www.edhrec.com/
>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen Commander’s color identity.
http://manabasecrafter.com/
CARD SEARCH
>Official search site. Current for all sets.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/
>Unofficial, but has GOAT search interface.
http://magiccards.info/
Thread Question:
Still on the Dino hype train? Why/Why not?
>Still on the Dino hype train? Why/Why not?
Always been. But I wonder if there are efficient ways of triggering enrage besides pingers are red miniboardwipes
>>55276380
>Thread Question: Still on the Dino hype train? Why/Why not?
FUCK YEAH, and every day it gets better!
Need help with budget Lazav
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/lazav-budget-3/
Getting back into playing magic and am gonna play edh casually with some friends. Any suggestions would be great
Why would anyone worship Slaanesh if the stated end result of the Dark Prince's indulgence of your pleasures is losing all your senses gradually and going to even more degrading extremes to try and get a fix of pleasure?
>>55276211
Because, like all chaos gods, 90% of their worshippers have no idea what the end results or even the long-term effects would be.
Even a learned scholar of Chaos would probably only know about Daemon Princehood.
>>55276211
Slaanesh has some really good drugs and alcohol anon.
>>55276211
Because that's what porn did to me anyway