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>>46067852
Shit's legit

Blood Bowl 2K16 will be the tits.

There's no way they can fuck it up. Sign me uuuuuuup

>>46067872
2k17, but whutever.

Pornography, believe it or not.

It came from perverted people on the internet and their chinese cartoons.

elves have always been sort of free loving hippie types in the imaginations of priurent hornballs. The influx of hentai and other porn featuring elves as hoebags and orcs as cuckolders is just a modern invention, less than 4 years old. At least, this current and specific wave. There have always been elements of fantasy orc rapeyness and elf bitch sluttyness. Like cream and chocolate cookies existed, but Oreos are specifically that.

>>46067470
And yet it only seems to come from hentai. Most elves in western fantasy are either gloomy and sad because their world is comping to an end or xenophobes that can barely keep their shit together.

Really? That's the idea you had when you learned that little fact?

Instead of imagining a hated race of bat people that go on berserking rampages through the forest and occasionally even attacking villages, but who are tender and sweet to their own villagers and can't help the necessities of their diet? The most vile and hated ones who do the most damage to other villages are actually the ones who are the kindest and most dedicated to feeding their young and elderly?

With the PCs forced to face the classic dilemma of deciding whether the genocide of the race is the only way to keep the villages of other races safe?

>>46066786
You're asking people to care about things that are killing others en masse for literally any reason when they are getting paid.

They would kill them all, and be bummed out afterwards, but they'd still kill them all.

Now if the bat-people were not openly hostile to other villages and such and only a select few individuals were, or were defending themselves and decided "Fuck it, they're dead, might as well eat em." then you'd get a better reaction from the moral quandary. It's easy enough to play off the "whole villages slaughtered by the bat-people" because of superstition and general "racism" towards them.

>>46066844
What if they ordinarily just attack things like deer and moose, and rarely actually kill them, but do drink a ghastly amount of blood? And, when they realize that they're overfeeding on the forest fauna, to ensure they don't actually kill too many of the animals they start attacking farms for their large animals?

And, on occasion they wind up in a blood frenzy, either killing the forest/farm animals or attacking villagers?

I do think they need to be actually attacking villagers, but what if they very rarely, if ever, actually killed them, instead drinking a non-lethal amount of blood?

>>46065511

Not unless you want to be the only cringelord at the table, or your games are already goofy derpfests.

>>46065511
Stream it.

>>46065511
>Betty
>Lawful
You're not just a faggot, you're a stupid faggot

Sorry OP. You've fallen in love with a system nobody plays.

>>46064716
It can be abused on a horrible min/maxing way unlike anything you've ever played.

I've not played 6th ed, only up to 5th revised (FREd) so some abuses may no longer be valid.

Ranged attacks can be "spread" to either increase the number of targets hit, or to increase your OCV. On Energy Blast its -1d6 for each +1 OCV or each additional hex he spreads across.

200 points is 40d6. Drop a little for increased Endurance.

Martial artists with duplication and high Teamwork get stupid fast.

Invisible Bricks are a bucket of rape if the other characters don't have enhanced senses, or the right senses, depending on what you're invisible to.

Entangles, with Sticky, and Takes No Damage From Attacks isn't bad by itself, but if you've got a sniper in the party...

Area Effect and Autofire combine into an ugly mess.

>>46064716
Oh yeah, Movement powers and Desolidification with Useable As An Attack are the supreme dick move.

>save or die
Full caster, level 10+.

I'm sorry no one is paying attention to your RPG thread, but that's no reason to spam a retarded Stat Me thread. If anything, this is exactly the kind of dumb move that gave KBMD or whatever such a bad name by having it associated with shill-like spammers.

>>46064473
Violence +10

>>46064201
Places I say things (like imminent threads): https://twitter.com/Predhack

The story to now: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lizard%20EX%20Quest

Character sheets: http://pastebin.com/u/LambQM

You can ask me questions in my off time here (Don't worry about actually doing it, I just use it to bother other QMs from stealth): ask.fm/LambQM

>>46064201
>>No, you got this. Fire from the sky!

>>46064201
>I'M A CHARGIN' MY LASER! < Mark III>

>>46063793
day 1 archive https://desustorage.org/tg/thread/45971430/
day 2 archive https://desustorage.org/tg/thread/45996057/
day 3 archive https://desustorage.org/tg/thread/46020979/

Last we left off, we had, with support from the elves fought off an orcish warhost, unfortunately the victory came at high cost, with half our army dead and many more wounded.

After being slaughtered and abandoned by their leader, the remaining orcs scattered in all directions, fear overcoming them. Our men have captured several fleeing orcs

Whats should be done with them?

A. Execute them
B. Turn them
C. Attempt to enthrall them(roll)
D. March them back to our settlement
E. Have Camilla absorb their souls, adding them to her own power

>>46063793
Sweet

>>46063898
E. Have Camilla absorb their souls, adding them to her own power

>>46063526
I find GMing a lot easier when tipsy (I improv a lot so having a confidence boost to just run with my spur-of-the-moment ideas and to throw myself unashamedly into NPCs is nice) and usually drink a bit when playing (RPGs or berdgerms) since gaming is about all the socialisation I can fit into a week and I like drinking with my friends.

Most of the other players drink too, some don't ever, neither kind have a problem with the other. But this is Australia, our drinking culture is strong.

I tend not to drink while gaming, although I've had some amazing times getting pissed and playing beer and pretzels stuff or party games.

Also, whenever I run Maid RPG I make sure I am consistently drunk. It's the only way.

I play most of my games in a pub and we always get a couple pints and a meal before and during the game.

No one is retarded enough to get wasted and it's honestly a great setting.


I don't GM when I'm intoxicated mostly.

Most importantly - lore section.

>>46063293
yup, was getting to that

>DAEMONIAC
>What follows is a repository of the ancient and respected lore of Throne, the Red City.

>The Art
>What could be called magic in throne is known as the Art, and it is generally split into sub arts: Red, White, and Black. Using it is the 'art' of realizing that the entire universe is an illusion cast by the Flame Immortal, which permeates all things. It is often explained as the practice of lying to the universe convincingly enough that it becomes true. As such, it is explicitly vocal in nature, and heavily reliant on the practitioner’s will for things to become true.
>To use the Art, the practitioner simply refines their will into an cutting edge and speaks aloud, lying about the nature of the universe. “This is not an apple,” they might say, “But a plum.” The apple then becomes a plum, of course, if that’s what they prefer. The Art is described by many sorcerers as making their own small alterations to a story as it's being told.
>In theory it is very simple, but learning the ways to force your will on the universe and the right way to speak could take anywhere from a single month to a thousand years. The universe is sustained by the pure flame of the Gods themselves, and it takes a powerful and confident will to change that. This is evidenced by the fact that there are hundreds of schools of sorcery, but very few real sorcerers.

>>46063403
>Types of Arts

>The Red Art is associated with changing the existing physical universe or nonanimate matter. For example, someone could use the Red Art to transfigure bare stone into gold, to warp a wall into a door, or to bend the illusion of life into inanimate objects. Equally, a practitioner could use the same principles to harm by igniting the air into bolts of fire or animating swords to fight on their own (collectively called pyromancy). Predictably, it is the most common and versatile art by far. One important aspect of the Red Art is it needs materials - it must transfigure, bend, or warp something that is already there (for example, bending the dust in the air into an illusion of life). The closer the base material to the desired result, the easier the Art is. Iron into gold is far easier
than water into gold, for example.

>The White Art is associated with changing the self or the self's perceptions. Common uses include dividing the universe to teleport short or long distances, divining hidden knowledge or casting your perception across dimensions, and aligning your soul flame (or atum) to physically transform your own body. Practitioners can shrug off bullets and blades like water, leap incredibly distances, or see through twenty-foot thick walls. The White Art is extremely hard to master and rarely sees use except by grand masters and very powerful or prodigious sorcerers. It is rumored that the ultimate use of the White Art is to turn back time, but this has never been observed.

>>46062650

Boring and pointless in a combat-focused game. I usually let them die.

>>46062650
If your group depends heavily on combat to make it through the campaign, it's a bad campaign

Currently playing a Paramedic in a post-apoc game set in rural Pennsylvania shortly after a societal breakdown.
He started out with basically no combat skills, but he's been picking some stuff up from the Iraq veteran and the cop, at least enough to put rounds in the right direction for suppressing fire.

>Character sheet
http://pastebin.com/4Z1StvHC
>Rules
Same system as Become The Dragon Quest. If you don't know what that is, it's best of three d20 rolls. I name a stat that sums up what you're trying to do, and if I don't name a relevant skill, you try to fill in the blank based on what you're trying to accomplish. “Break open the door” might be Strength based, but if you've been playing baseball after school and there's a lead pipe nearby, you could apply your Baseball skill to the roll. A 20 on the die is a crit threat, and if either of the other two rolls is 20 or higher after mods, it's a critical. A crit fail is when you have two or more 1s. So far this system has worked out well enough. We'll get into combat rules as needed, but in basic terms you have wounds, not HP, and the worse the wounds, the more penalties you accrue while doing other things.

Most Important Rule:
Have fun.

>Yo. I know this is a dream and all, but I'm the real Oliver. Sup?
>Let things play out, don't meddle with her introspection
>Subtly mess with the dream and see what happens
>Try for another jump to someone else
>Other (write-in)

>>46061075
>>Let things play out, don't meddle with her introspection

>>46061075
>Let things play out, don't meddle with her introspection
Welcome back BTQM

>>46059833
>Power: You have super strength
>Drawback: You do not have super bone density

>>46059833
>Speed/Mass inversion: You can change your mass, but as you gain mass you lose speed and inverse.

>>46059833
You can turn yourself invisible, but only when nobody is around to see you

Adapt, you dingus.

>>46058749
>Crying-Frog-Meme-02.jpg
>I am a moron.
Yes.

>>46058749

How much of the setting did you write? Because literally the only things you should concern yourself is thus;

>two paragraphs on cosmology
>list of deities or religions, include holy weapons and domains

>List of nations
>Three paragraphs per nation; one describing history, one describing culture, one describing geography
>List capitals, two noteworthy landmarks, three major regions, and at least three major NPCs per kingdom

>Write impetus for adventure and include it as the first page

There, that's all you need. Everything else will come out through roleplay!

>>46058719

Rape them. The players I mean, not the maids.

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>>46058719
random suggestion?
read Voynich Hotel

The master is The Joker and the PCs are his henchmen.