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>>45982708
Tentacles +10
Lewd +X
Cool Voice +Y
Not enough porn with her = yes

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: --

Here is your reply. Now take your shitty waifu bait and leave

Where's that ghostbusters flash, you hack?

>Economy of the Future
Hmm...

Depends how far into the future we're talking, but I'm sure monetary value would probably be placed on how rare certain elements are to that group of people.

For example a substantial quantity of diamond would be worth less than a small pinch of astatine.

A person's "bank account" would show not a simple figure of currency but instead the various amounts of differing elements they possess.

Have the currency being "work hour". One work hour being index to the pay that someone working on minimum pay menial job will receive for one hour worked. The more specialised and in demand your line of work is, the higher "work hour to actual hour ratio" pay rate you receive.

Payment is all via online banking, with individuals each have a card issued by banks keyed to their DNA and uniquely identifiable information. POS machines will read the card AND require biometric information to ensure that the person is present AND not under duress at the point of payment. That way your money can never be stolen or be robbed.

>>45982566
>5e
>d20 modern
Welp the fucking economy is going to be the least of your problems.

Learn to fucking write.

Also Secret Meme Hitler is fun (max 8 people though.)

>>45982186
was looking for something for like 20
otherwise for less than 8 "one night werewolf" looked cool

>>45982195

OK, for around 20 people I'd say Mafia is a bit too heavy, because one guy just sits there after the first assassination to the end of the game.

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>>45981190

Silence.

The death of Rust Kaiser is an abrupt thing, an impossible truth made manifest. Between one heartbeat and the next - Between the charging of the Singularity Cannon, the last wisps drawn into the yawning abyss - the world begins to move again.

Light returns, first. Not the sickly light of Alura's inferno, or CHERNOBOG'S furious discharge; but true light, a harsh grey illumination like the exhalation of a metal god. It issues from the Memory Towers, all sharp-angled black iron and barbs, now - Crawling with power, jagged bolts of fitful lightning flickering across pitted surfaces.

Sound.

The *snap* and crackle of flames gutters out to nothing, choking smoke swirling in the air from the Thief's charred form. The rush of air from the Singularity Cannon's implosion has ripped the cloak of flames from his back; He lies sprawled, the fabric of his ragged coat melted into him - his armor is black upon him, and his bones are burned with heat. The gnawing flames have turned his legs to ash, stripped the writhing muscle from his borrowed arm - Skeletal fingers rattling as they grip the Fatal Abyss's blackened hilt.

The red pinpoints in his helm are flames, as - methodically, static hissing from his speaker-mask - he reaches into his charred coat with a shaking hand, withdrawing injector vials. The adamant needles crowning the clear cylinders glitter dully, in the failing light - Within the heavy glass, raw Lachryma rills, churning in constant motion...

(Continued)

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>>45981209

There is a gagging, choking roar. ANIMA reels back, that hellish half-real black shape swirling and re-forming. Rotten gore spurts, as those great claws rake at itself - puncturing eyes, gouging new wounds, that vast maw swinging back and forth in frenetic motion. The Cryptid convulses, with frantic inner motion - it sounds like it is choking, gagging on flesh. Tumors bulge beneath the surface of the horror's leathery carapace, sickly wet sounds spewing forth-

The virus. It swallowed Distortion Haze's virus.

The creature's jaws hinge out, wide - A tooth-fringed opening like a chapel cave. Not swinging open to bite - They're swinging open because of the grotesque growth of muscle, of teeth, those jagged needle-fangs spearing into the Cryptid's palate. It *howls*, hard enough to made the air judder, the vast tonnage of its bulk grinding and scraping off the tiled floor. Noxious white froth spews forth, a great torrent of rank effluvium - Slitted eyes rolling in frantic agony, head smashing down hard enough to crack the ground underfoot, mere inches from Haze-

"Choke on it," Haze snarls, his free hand clutching the jagged stump of his severed arm. ANIMA reels, roaring and squealing and shrieking, torturing nerves sending contradictory messages through the Cryptid's unnatural form. It tries rising, but every inch of the vast predator's corded flesh is in open rebellion, muscles spasming and limbs twitching, thick bloody sludge vomiting forth from every orifice as it jerks and twitches and wails-

(Continued)

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>>45981273

The Cryptid is dying. The creature's flesh is already festering, already swelling, like the soft, expanding rind of a rotting fruit, about to burst with decay. Stinking yellow mucus oozes from the Cryptid's maw, every hissing breath fighting the sickening growth of the biological weapon it's swallowed-

-It knows. It knows what Haze has done to it. One vast sickle-clawed limb swings up, even as blood-blisters erupt across the surface, throwing a mutating shadow across his half-collapsed form, ready to wipe him from the face of the earth-

"Joker-" A voice, across the channel. A pained rasp, a sound of utter and helpless hatred. Less than a whisper, now-

Rook.

"Joker-"

There is a glow, beneath the fleshmetal carapace of his mutated armor. The *clack* of magnetic locks releasing, the sharp *chunk* of pistons firing. Like the spinner in a child's game, Rook's falchion skids across the floor towards you; His talons scrabbling against the ground, fighting for purchase, every instinct telling him to reel to his feet, to *fight*-

-But this is all he can do.

"-K̛͉̞̫̮ill ̙̳̝͓͇i̫̪t̬̹͕̼. *̨͍̣̙̬̭͈H͖̬͉̳̜̘͇ur͢t͏̥̹̞̞̟̙ͅ*̨͇̘͍͕ͅ ̢h̻̗̭e̛r̝̗̤.͇̱͙̠͡"

HP: 45.8%
COBALT BOOSTER: 12%
ASSAULT SHROUD: 22%
METER: 0%
ENCROACHMENT: 8%

YOU HAVE CONTROL

Half-plate. Just cover the major areas in armor, let everything else be loose and flexible.

All armour and weapons developed for an specific situation.

Plate armour is amazing if you are charging peasants while mounted in your war horse. Fighting on foot with a plate armour is suicide... you will be too slow to hit your enemies and hammers / maces will crush the armour with you inside.

>>45980668
This is some top tier bait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hlIUrd7d1Q

>>45980247
Offbrandkamenrider/10

>>45980247
-10 Motorcycle points

>>45980247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFuMpYTyRjw

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>>45980100
>ever playing anything else than a full caster

>>45980153
I thought there wasn't much sense in going pure sorcerer, unlike wizards.

>>45980153
There are so many memes in this post I am surprised you didn't apply the name "ebin".

They've already done simple adventures because they've been playing so long. They want to keep it fresh because that's how they have fun too. If you're going to be a drag find a newbie group.

Why don't you be honest and talk to them about it. Explaining what you want to see out of the game.

Maybe the answer is a different group, but they could also be willing to accommodate your play style as well.

>>45978865
>I just want to go on a simple adventure. I don't want love interests, or having to deal with emotional bullshit from my past, or confront my parents etc.
Then roleplay it, mongoloid. Make your character an all-business hothead who doesn't give a shit about bloodlines or honor and just wants to do stuff. Make him impatient and brash. Have him constantly interrupt morons trying to tell you their whole life story. In-character openly mock the ridiculousness in a nasty way. Go to 11 with it.

Make your fun. If that doesn't work then you can leave.

>>45978475
they're called roks

>(assuming they believed really hard)
actually, kill yourself

Dat sounds proppa orky boss! Wut 'bout de sidez?

>>45978521
>>45978475

YOO'Z WANT TA WASTE GUD DAKKA BY SHOOTAN AT NUFFINK!?

QUIT MUKKIN ABOUT!

Take some time learning how to beat engagements without taking a lot of damage. Great game don't give up on it.

>>45977990
Welcome to old school D&D.

>>45977990
Wizards are actually more powerful as you progress. The hardest part of the game is the first 4 or 5 hours (yes, the wolves are ridiculous). The game rewards you for thinking, so if you want to get through it, be careful and actually think.

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ONLY IF 'EZ BIG ENUFF

>>45976456
'EZ ROIT.
/THREAT/

>>45976375
Didn't know about this guy.

I always figured they'd be too distracted by the WAAAGH! and warpyness to really lead a bunch of Orks.

>>45975960
Do you also like child porn or what

>>45975991
I get it bait.jpg but I'd really like something light in a fantasy setting with lots of monsters and magic that isn't just another world with elves dwarves and orcs and a big bad evil at the end to defeat.

Just a dude or a few people traveling around a unmapped land having adventures would be nice.

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>>45975960
>>45976366
Myth Adventures

>>45973671
>wearing a kettle hat
>in 1429

No, my lord is too rich. He bought me a sallet and bevor.

>>45973671
A-aye...

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>>45974032
Good luck seeing out that thing, friend.

>>45973149
Maybe, but what good is power when you're also the dumbest primarch.

>>45973452
He wasn't even the dumbest Primarch, simply the most arrogant and self-centered.

Literally fucked everything up forever. Way to fucking go.

>>45972227
Who

Why does he wear the mask?

>>45972227
Nope, not yet. However Black Library is starting(has started?) a series on him so retcons incoming.

Expect a shoehorned second in command who stays loyal and is better then anyone else by a large margin and someone being a perpetual. Also probably Mort meeting Typhus when he was younger because BL is good at subtly.