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GORK

E'Z BRUTAL KUNNIN', AN' BRUTAL KUNNIN' BEATZ KUNNIN' BRUTALNESS ANY DAY

>>46132697
WUT?! MORK E'Z KUNNINLY BRUTAL AN' BRUTALLY KUNNIN'!

OI, ERE WE GO AGAIN WIFF DIS DISCUSSION EVERY ORK KNOWS MORK IS DA BEST

Sorry, meant "your"

>>46132238
>>Uborh, the winged serpent, God of the Sky

>>46132238
>Ymmos, the beast of many forms, God of the Wild
Might wanna get a trip OP, pretty easy to just use your name

>>46132202
How the hell is the ISA not bigger? They have literally EVERYTHING you need to expand

>>46132202
Industrial States of America sounds kinda stupid. Why not just name it United States of America?

New plane parts in X that is having Y go on at the moment and we must get them before Z so that 14 doesnt giant lightning tower.

>>46130187
I failed to hit a chicken that was at my feet and ended up chopping off one of my toes.

So that was pretty fun. Of course if I lose another toe I'll be taking a dex penalty, so that's not fun.

>>46130287

Why would you be taking Dex Penalties for losing toes?

Maybe if it was only for running/acrobatic type stuff and even then after some downtime the GM should let you remove some of those penalties by learning to adjust to your new feet properly.

>>46130345
Because you lose quite a bit of balance when you lose a few of your toes.

It's really only for losing some AC since I literally don't have any skills that use Dex that I put points into.

Op here, mostly wondering if it is going to get the /tg/ seal of approval.

>>46129808
I wanted to run a setting based off that, Six String Samurai, and After the End mod for ck2

>>46129808
I'm so behind on the movies and TV these days.

>>46129807
I liked it

>>46129807
It was great.

People who don't like this movie take themselves too seriously.

>>46129807
I liked it. It was funny.

>>46129422

Haven't played yet.

I like the mini-Codexes with custom options thrown in to add flavor and/or utility to certain teams.

Unfortunately, they're under a kind of rebuild at the moment. Original site owner and curator kind of fell off the grid, and eventually said he's not going to keep it up anymore. Another group picked it up and is currently bringing it fully forward into 7e, where some were still stuck in 5e. New group seems a little more open to some new ideas, like incorporating Forgeworld more actively into the mini-Codexes in specific cases, and smoothing over some problems in certain codexes like BA having WS/BS3 scouts while vanilla and DA SM scouts have WS/BS4.

>>46129422
>and how does it compare to other skirmish level campaign war games like mordheim and necromunda?
Top fucking kek.

>>46129422
Its baby's first skirmish game.

That said, it is better than baseline 40k, but that isn't a stunning accomplishment.

Just play Frostgrave/Infinity/Malifaux as suits your tastes, unless you live in one of those hellholes where people refuse to give anything non-GW the time of day, in which case you have my pity.

other ideas i've had was "flaming vehicular rampage", "C4 baseball" or "fading into the distance, followed by 'he had a hard life' and a montage"

>>46126811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpr9qvuodVA

First, I'm going to burn my worst enemy's gigantic marijuana farm to the ground.

Then I'm going to break into a secure bank vault and steal all his money.

After that I'm going to fuck his wife, blow up his house, and go out in a hail of gunfire.

Fighting until the end with every last ounce of strength they have was always the most endearing death.

The ones who try to run and get shot in the back aren't remembered very well.

>>46125138
[X] Usethe McFuckingSubject O'Field

>>46125583
Good day to you too!

“Renault, engage the ground mage. Maserati, get to the ship while she’s distracted.”

“Finally!” Renault huffs. She charges straight for the kill, while the ground mage shoulders her rocket launcher and fires. The resulting explosion and cloud of dust prevents you from seeing who came out on top for the moment.

Not that you have the time to spare – switching screens, you judge the new aerial mage’s speed, the one trying to intercept Ophelia, and find it wanting.

“Ophelia. Keep heading straight for the freighter; the mage will get only one pass at you. Make it through and she won’t be able to catch up with you again and you’ll have a clear shot the rest of the way.”

“Acknowledged.”

The two mages close the distance between one another like a pair of knights in an ancient joust. Both with polearm Devices, it comes down to bravery and skill, to not flinch, to strike true, to defend against her counterpart’s blow, to pierce through to victory.

Out of the corner of your eye you notice – “Maserati! What’re you doing sitting there, get your lizard on the move already!”

There’s another explosion and Renault is blasted backwards and into a building, leaving a magical-girl-shaped hole in the wall. To her credit, she gets up swinging, taking out the rest of the wall as she comes out drill-first.

“ImsorryIlldoitpleasedontyellatmeagainpleaseimsorry,” Maserati whimpers, too occupied trembling to actually get a move on.

>Yell
>Don’t yell

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>>46123799
They're called Schola Progeniums anon. And they're grimdark of course.

>>46123872
/thread

>>46123872
How grimdark we talkin'?

A woman's virginity.

The color of your true love's hair.

>>46123169
The tear of a heart broken dragon.

>>46122910
you don't, they're evil you doofus

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>>46122910
I can't they are evil, if they were good they would be lawful good, you are a moron.
Kill yourself.

>>46122910
Have the same objective as the rest of the PCs, and the patience to work with them towards that goal, without rocking the boat.

"Defeat the greater evil" and all that.

>>46122365
I'll whack his head off without ceremony and set to work rebuilding the war-torn lands.


Holding on to hate is like swallowing poison and waiting for your enemy to die.

>>46122875
This.

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>>46122365

I read his crimes, give him his sentence, hack off his head, and go back to whatever it was I was doing.

Justice is supposed to be swift.

>>46121864
“Oh come on Aash, it’s not that big of a…”

You let your voice trail off as she remains unresponsive. It’s been nearly half an hour since you gave her the Soulsight and she hasn’t said a single word to you since save for telling you that she no longer considers you a friend and that she will leave as soon as the potions and the wishbond wear off.

She’s still sitting on your bed with her arms around her knees while you pace the floor in front of you. She’s grown back to a more proper human size and won’t even look at you.

You stop by the door.
“Are you ready to talk about it yet?”

She does look at you this time but only with one teary eye.
“I wish I’d never met you.”


>Make a wish (Specify)

>Give her some time alone to think about this.

>”You deserve this.”

>Apologize.

>”If you’d never met me you’d be dead.”

>Use Potion (Specify)

>Say something else (Specify)

>Other

>>46121876
>Apologize.

>>46121876
>Give her some time alone to think about this.
>Apologize.
That we couldn't waste anymore time not telling her the truth.

>>46121619
Being a "Cool Cyborg" isn't really something that exists in 40k. Technology is either crazy super advanced (rare, generally xenos related), or archaic and super clunky but dependable as all fuck.

>>46121619
Their deal is that they are shit because they do not know any better. In the grim darkness of whatever there is only bad life choices.

>>46121619
> what is a techpriest?

Right. So imagine living in a world where machines aren't the scientific tools we know them as. In 40k, all technology is thought if as a gift from their machine god. To change it from the holy design is a sin. These guys venerate the omnissiah so deeply that they desire to replace their body parts with wire and steel to become closer to divinity, but they never change the tech. These guys are literally walking around with a surgery's worth of life support equipment inside and all over them, because making a more convenient form for the tech is heretical. That being said, they are neither frail nor shitty. Even with all the unnecessary bulk, they've modded themselves out well enough to simply not care about damage that would kill a regular human.