Why and how did it go?
I dealt with only one *real* That Guy once, a few years ago, by getting very angry at him after two hours of putting up with his terrible behavior, and regretted my outburst a lot as it's not civil either. I'm much more chill today though, so that's not an issue.
Though I have found myself in a position where I had to leave a group because most of the core players were driven away by a bunch of bad players who bullied their way to majority because I didn't have the guts to tell them to go when I had the opportunity.
Awkward subject, but I think there is much to be learned from anon's experiences.
>>47167114
bump
>>47167114
No, but I've left because the DM kept sleeping with a PC.
>>47168240
Sleeping with a PC? How does that work, did he masturbate on the character sheet?
Or are you talking about a player, and in this case, how is that an issue? Except if like, they were doing it during the games, in which case wtf and story.
Let's use the tables, but run it random from start to finish.
Roll d3 to see if we're making something for the Imperium, Chaos, or Xenos.
Rolled 2 (1d3)
>>47161581
>>47161581
What about none loyal humans?
>>47161581
Shit, I was expecting one of those creation threads where we fuse two armies together and build them alongside one another. Or did /tg/ already run through all the combinations by now?
Game finder thread for finding games.
>player or GM
>system(s) preferred
>available time(s)
>contacts
>any other details
>Four players/GMs (It's complicated, I'll explain below)
>Mutants & Masterminds 3rd edition
>Due to time zone difficulties, we can't establish a consistent schedule, but we'll have at least two days per week when we'll be able to play. Issue is we don't know which days they'll be until Wednesday at the latest.
>tommy.middleton8 on Skype
>We're swapping GMs after every TPK/major plot thread/when the burnout kicks in, different GMs' games will be happening in the same universe although maybe at different times or in different. YOU MUST BE PREPARED TO GM AT SOME POINT AS WELL AS PLAY IN ORDER TO JOIN THIS GAME.
>>47137087
*at different times or in different locations.
I words good.
>>47137087
>GM
>3.5
>Tuesdays and thursdays at 3PM Central time, pending future university classes which may force schedule changes
>Hit me up on skype theg0demper0r123 remember those zeros
The game will be a frostburn supplement focused 3.5 game based on a setting of mine. Char levels start at 2, if you've never read frostburn, it's right here.
http://cporter.net/rpgs/books/Dungeons%20&%20Dragons/3E/Books/3.5/Other/Frostburn.pdf
Keep in mind that this will be a serious game. I don't mean it's going to be no fun allowed stuff, but no lolrandum please.
>GM or Player
GM believe it or not.
>System(s)
Mutants and Masterminds 3E
>Time availability
5 PM, UTC+2, on Sundays.
>Text or Voice
Voice
>Contact InformationSkype: Jaso111111/Jason Kordelis
>Additional Information
Keep in mind that this will be only my second time GMing, and therefor things are going to be a bit junky at times.
I strive to provide a quality game, but dont be surprised if some things are... not thought of.
None the less i believe that, together with a group of friendly players, we can make it a fun time for everyone involved.
Need one more!
You guys ever played BattleCON, before?
Yes, and it's fucking great. It's my go-to 2 player game and my runner-up 3 player game.
That said, there are definitely some fighters that are better than others, and with the change from special actions to force gauge, the strength of a whole bunch of fighters has been thrown completely out of whack. I'm looking forward to seeing what the new expansion will bring and if there's any hope of Battlecon Online coming out on Android. I doubt it.
>>47182252
Battlecon Online's UI is one of the worst I've ever seen. Absolutely incompetent and bound to fail.
The game is really good, though, and the change from Dash to Dodge is going to be great.
>>47182252
>Some fighters are better than others
Depends on how it flows, really.
For example, Shekhtur. Bitch is fast and can hit hard as fuck, however, she doesn't have soak or stun guard for shit really and if you keep punishing her if you have a character with good stun guard and soak or if they can play the field and keep away from her because her range modifiers are pretty shit too.
That said, if you fuck up and let her stay up on your asshole you will be raped. Fast, hard, no lube, and a sandpaper condom.
Played a round with her and my buddy was using the werewolf twins. The first match lasted 4 rounds with my buddy beaten into a puddle of a shit. The next round, he did a better job of keeping the wolf where it should be so that he was constantly doing extra damage or stunning me or pushing me around or teleporting behind me.
It took about 8 beats, but he beat me and I barely scratched him.
Final round took 6 beats and I pulled off a win, but I barely survived with 1 hp left. Having basically zero stun guard is a whore.
Really, you have to be familiar with the character you are playing with and their strengths and the weaknesses of your opponent.
All in all, they really captured the feel of a fighting game, so kudos to Level 99 for that.
>and contains an in-app store through which you can purchase new skills, treasure and hero cards...
THEY ADDED DLC
TO A BOARD GAME
>>47181682
>THEY ADDED DLC
>TO A BOARD GAME
>What is a Campaign book
>What is a model release
>>47181695
What is not understanding what you're looking at.
>>47181682
There's already a thread for this.
You knocked what was potentially a decent or useful thread off the catalog so you could make your DLC joke.
>you
>not literal cancer
Choose only onefaggot
Preferably low cost, what options are out there? I've been playing Klondike (solitaire) recently, its pretty cool
masturbation
>>47180253
funny enough ive started playing solitaire to keep myself from masturbating. Im never gonna get chicks if I keep blowing loads on myself.
noko
During Thursday session, my players will have to play a giant chess game (think the first Harry Potter book/movie) against the BBEG lieutenant as part of a challenge
He absolutely want to win so he is going to cheat more and more during the game
To beat this challenge, the players just need to actually beat their opponent
What are some discreet way I can make the lieutenant cheat ?
Don't use a chess board, just describe the game to them. If they can see the board cheating is obvious, if they need to keep track of whats happened you can get away with a lot, I'd suggest making it obvious when he's close to winning though, e.g. A second queen or a third rook makes a move
>>47180076
No chess board is a good idea
But how would they know what they can play ?
>I'd suggest making it obvious when he's close to winning though, e.g. A second queen or a third rook makes a move
Yea, I have in the idea that the longer the game is, the more obvious the cheat
>>47180016
Make them come to the board one at a time, and unable to observe it alone; eventually they ~should~ start mapping the board in pencil and paper, at which point they'll catch the discrepancies of movement during the swaps.
The "Part 2" thread is 9 images from post limit and the new thread is a guy doing pixel art.
I am requesting middle eastern-looking druids, or any kind of arabian magic user for that matter.
In return I'll be dumping some of my Arabian art
>>47179999
>>47180006
So what if Wizards got rid of rarities on their cards? Would it save the game forever?
IDK if it would save the game but the Living Card Game model where all the cards are available through packs where you know exactly what you're getting is certainly less reprehensible than CCG shit.
>>47178444
Not saying like you know what you're getting, but the fact that you aren't limited to getting only a single or two good cards per pack. You know that each pack could have good cards that may appear multiple times.
>>47178289
Well wizards would make far less money off it as people wouldn't buy as many packs.
I'm trying to amass a collection of easy to print out tokens for my assorted tabletop games.
Please post any good tokens you have found/made.
Preferably the tokens should print out at 30mm.
All genres are welcome.
The creatures in my tokens are Zombies, Ghouls, and Shoggoths, for Call of Cthulhu. (Tokens are mine but not the art)
almost forgot, this is not limited to monsters, player tokens and other humanoids are more than welcome.
>>47177630
Something people might find useful; a way to make tokens:
http://download.rptools.net/zip/tokentool-1.0.b28.zip
Simply drop an image into TokenTool, Choose a border and size, then save the new image (or drag the preview in the corner into the document of your choice). Most frames are 256x256 (acceptable for home printing).
>>47178141
how does one open the program, I may be retarded but all those files are .jars
There has been so much hate about this, but I actually quite like them, Codex and all. They don't seem SO BAD lorewise, but I would love to see anyone else beside me supporting this idea.
>>47177191
go fuck yourself faggot
BLACK TEMPLARS 4 LYFE
>>47177191
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the screams of all these Ultrasmurfs I'm flaying alive.
i like them.
Why the hate for ultramarines, they're pretty cool, right?
No. No, they're not.
Babby's First Mehreens are not "pretty cool".
>>47177154
But all marines are cool.
>>47177135
I enjoy them when the Roman theme is played up more than the "by-the-book perfect children of the SPIRITUAL LIEGE".
I'm a newbie to the /tg/ adventuring guild. Veterans gib advice please.
Keep hydrated.
>>47176795
>>47176845
This, stay hydrated! We mean water too you dumb fuck, save the booze for camping, cooking, or disinfectant! Make sure it's purified, you can get a cleric to do that for you easy, or just boil your supply at night.
Keep your shit clean, your shit works better when it's not covered in shit.
Don't be a dick, everyone out here has fucking weapons and/or magic, employment disputes tend to get settled with abrupt violence so it pays to be friends with people
Wear sun protection if you're going on long marches, like a wide brimmed hat or something. Peasants aren't stupid - well OK, they're pretty stupid - labouring in the sun is something they know how to do. By which I mean they avoid it because they think heat stroke is evil spirits but the point is, don't cook yourself in your armor or burn your scalp to a crisp.
Remember to dress and arm practically. If you want to look sexy and flash, glamour that shit later.
Always carry a coil of rope, a 10 foot pole, and 3 days of rations for every person in the general supplies
>>47176795
Don't play with anyone who's fucked or will fuck the dm.
If you're that person, find a new dm.
Fuck the pre-conceived notion that dwarfs speak like Scottish accents. As DM, in my campaign I've given them all a tinge of Russian.
How do you guys break the walls of type-castery and falling in to "stereotypes" in your campaigns?
I ran a campaign once where the "elves" lived in the snowy north and depended more on their wits and their mounts than any kind of magic.
Fuck the pre-conceived notion that elves fuck like tress. As DM, in my campaign I've given them a shrub fetish.
Fuck the pre-conceived notion that skeletons dance to xylophone music. As DM, in my campaign I've given them all trumpets and drums.
By calling Op a double faggot, instead of just faggot.
In 5e, anyone can take the Magic Initiate feat, and get a 1st level spell they can cast once a day, and Find Familiar just so happens to be a 1st level spell (you also get two cantrips).
That means if you want a familiar, you got a familiar, regardless of class.
So, if you are a rogue, you've really got no excuse to not have a raccoon buddy.
What other animal/class combinations are awesome?
>>47175747
You can also take the ritual caster feat and get the spell that way. It's not like it's something you need to cast often or under dire circumstances.
>>47175747
>no excuse to not have a raccoon buddy
There is one good excuse: Raccoon isn't a legal choice for find familiar
>You gain the service of a familiar, a spirit that takes an
animal form you choose:
>bat
>cat
>crab
>frog (toad)
>hawk
>lizard
>octopus
>owl
>poisonous snake
>fish (quipper),
>rat
>raven
>sea horse
>spider
>weasel
Of course, if your DM is allowing alternate familiars, I'd go for a monkey. Maybe bigger than pic related, but it's adorable, not as likely to get murdered for being a pest, better at climbing, and more fantastical.
>>47177719
>sea horse
Why.