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>>50189827
Remember kids, Always jack off before you post.
Don't do the Crime, if you can't take being called a faggot.

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Alchemist with flesh construct specialization

20 wis

>>50188205
Well, next week, I guess.
Remember, this campaign will be largely humorous in nature.
Your first BBEG will be the Kruel Klown Koalition followed by Mad Men Menagerie.

>>50188205
Shit, sorry, I forgot the dice and the books and the pencils in another country, I'll have to go get them back. See you in six months.

>>50188205
I already told you I'm not allowing Strix in this game, it's Call of Motherfucking Cthulhu, dammit...

>>50188151
My MnM 3e BBEG gets to eat calamari.

>>50188151
No, the god of the universe is not a holy squid, don't be silly.

>>50188151
God is already dead, so not really. Although the dichotomy between the twin artifacts 'The Open Hand of God' and 'The Closed Fist of God' becomes a hell of a lot sillier.

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>>50188001

Let everyone call each other faggots. Then, once the challenges are laid down and everyone's penises are out, there will be no secrets between men.

>>50188001
>Is there anything I can do to help facilitate this as a GM?

Support a positive atmosphere where everyone can chip in on the conversation.

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>>50188049

No.

Noo

too bright

>>50187423
Stick to the cliches. They're cliche 'cuz iit's a shitload of fun to use them.

You've got sunken ships that are mini-dungeons, which lead you to a treasure-map or what-have-you, that leads them into the jungle where they find the long-dead survivors, the treasure, and whatever ultimate fate killed the survivors (preferably something lurking in the area that traps the players at the location with them going "oh shit this is how all these guys got turned into corpses").

You've got base-building troubles with the local flora and fauna and the unfriendly natives, then the real fight in the pirates who show up and decide the players built them a nice island hide-away.

Do a typical native adventure where they stumble on the village princess being sacrificed to a violent and angry god and the players have to fight the natives to commit the sacrilege of trying to reach the evil elemental/demon living inside the volcano/cenote/underworld-caverns that they can go defeat to save the girl.

A cavern in some cliff-side doesn't actually end--it just goes underwater! Into a barely lit, mini-underdark populated by whatever native/monster hybrids you've got lurking around (kuo-toa if this is D&D). That's a nice adventure that starts with a whirlpool leading into an underdark dungeon of caverns.

Of course you've also got your piracy adventures, where whatever the colonial power is decides that the players have something that's contraband, and it's a straight-up ship battle. The other guy retreats and the players find out it's not contraband at all and the captain chasing them is actually hunting them for something they have that's of personal value to him, and that captain has gone rogue. But he gets a couple other ships together and the good-guys of the navy ally with the players and it ends up a 5v5 naval battle of navy infighting with some of them on the sides of the players.

I dunno. Those are the kinda things I find fun.

>>50187423
Like Lord of Flies, but with two opposing groups of halfling barristers instead of children.

>>50187423
I'm actually playing a setting a lot like this, which is turning out pretty fun
We saved a small town that had been overrun by pirates, we fought ghost ships that appear from the fog, we keep fighting local tribes of goblins and cannibals, and save other locals, like a tribe of locathah who were being ravaged by goblins.
i highly recomend you guys go through with it

>>50186439

I was under the impression you can't shapechange or enlarge unless you have the unobstructed room to do so.

On the other hand, it was a one-shot joke fight, just make it clear that no precedents for other rulings were set.

>>50187318
Going by the Enlarge Person spell (and assuming 3.5), it should be a Str check to bust out, and on failure just being stuck there (transformed) with no harm to either.

If it were me, I'd have him bust out and rip the Tarrasque's head off...dealing only the usual 50 damage that would be needed to bust out of being swallowed, and then the Tarrasque simply reattaching its head on its next turn as it would a severed limb (per its regeneration ability). Given that the Tarrasque's regeneration prevents all lethal damage and even death effects, I think decapitation being only a minor inconvenience is right in line. And it would strike a nice balance between giving the players some progress (the druid escaped being swallowed and dealt a fair chunk of damage!) without short-circuiting the fight, and doing it in a rather exciting and memorable way.

>>50186439
You need to read spell descriptions and monster descriptions more-closely.
A) the body of a White Dragon cannot damage the Tarraasque. It is not a magical weapon and can deal no damage to it. Therefore, the white dragon dies as he tries to get bigger and simply gets squished by Tarrasque flesh.
B) The jade circlet breaking nullifies the spell. The jade is less durable than both the dragon and the tarsque, so gets squished first anyhow.
C) The spell EXPLICITLY precludes the caster from turning into a dragon.

What happened is that you made a bad ruling because you didn't know the rules.

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>>50185773

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>>50185786

>>50185072

Orks are pretty resilient, but they're not immune to everything. Hostile enough environments kill off their spores and really fuck up their biology.

How much radiation are we talking, here? The kind the AdMech pumps out in warfare would probably render them and the battlefield sterile. Enough for heavy sterilization procedures would probably work as well. Also I'm assuming we're talking about Gamma radiation, Alpha and Beta radiation are pussies.

>>50185072
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiotrophic_fungus

>>50185181
>Alpha and Beta radiation are pussies
*teleports inside you*
*unsheathes decay*

what now kid

>>50184014

>Wow, we just got out of a fuckhuge civil war between Astartes that almost destroyed everything.
>Maybe we should decentralize power among the Astartes so it's harder for entire Legion sized throngs to turn against the Imperium.

>>50184073
and in the process utterly reduce their ability to defend jack shit

>>50184078

The number of threats that needs an entire Chapter, let alone more than one, are astonishingly small. The IoM's strategic position is a lumbering giant playing whack-a-mole. Behemoth was shattered from ONE chapter pulling everyone together and making a stand. Legions were only really necessary when the Astartes were taking and holding worlds, not when the IoM is on the defensive.

>>50183641
I don't understand how any of those would kill a vampire

>>50183658
Burying him under a river would work. Vampires cannot cross running water. He'd stay entombed forever

>>50183658
They're historical/folkloric methods. In traditional vampire lore, if you spill rice or some other particulate they have a compulsion to stop and count it all.

Dats a blue ork tho.

>>50182620
because the purple one got away

>>50182311
Why not just paint da whole zoggin' rok purple, boss?

If you're around YJ_anon, are the foes you face in The Last Avenger drawback about on the level of their recent cinematic counterparts? Obviously Loki is more powerful than his depiction, and not all of the villains have had appearances lately, but for those that have like Ultron (if you stop him before he gets the Kree technology the drawback warns about) or Apocalypse is that about the level they're at? Would the others (aside from Galactus) be in roughly the same tier?

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>>50179335
Here, hear.

I owe those assholes too much.

>Persona
>"FUCK, FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, FUCK!"
>"Pat, Mara is not THAT bad of a persona..."
>"FUCK YOU"

>Senran Kagura
>"GODDAMNIT LIAM!"

>Naruto
>"Ka-ge-Bun-shin-nofffffffuck this shit."
>"Oh no, Woolie. NOW you are back in. Here's your headband."

>Dark Souls
>"Woolie NO"
>"Woolie YES"
>Cue the Predator theme

>Dark Souls 3
>"Pat NO"
>"Pat YES"
>Cue the Irish drinking song

>Bloodborne
>"I FUCKING LOVE THIS"
>"Pat, put down the damn saw. PLEASE."

>SAO
>"Hey, Kirito. Your sisters tits are huuuuuuuge."

>Witcher
>"...Where is Pat. No, seriously. It's been ten years. Is he still doing sidequests?"

>Metal Gear Solid
>"Greatest gunjumper in the world, guess whooooo?~"
>"GODDAMNIT LIAM"

>Marvel
>"Matt, take the skull paraphernalia off. You are scaring people."
>"I KNOW, right? It's awesome!"
>"..."

>FF14
>"...Shit. I TOLD you guys to keep your eyes on Pat at ALL TIMES."
>"CAW CAW"
>"...Fuck."

FF10
>"Woolie is NOT allowed outside."
>"...Neither is Matt."

Dead or Alive Xtreme
>Picture related
>"Alright, guys, I have some good news and some bad news- Wait. Where is Liam."
>...
>"Oh no."

>>50181541
>Pic
Somehow Woolie manages to be even more uncomfortably attractive then usual.

>>50180188
The world's greatest prostitute is born.

>>50180195

That's hot as fuck.

It can change you into a human!
There's a pretty good chance that the human it changes you into looks and sounds nothing like the human you are by default, so I guess that could be helpful for disguises.