Hey Tg/ i fell for the Gm and his Girlfriend meme.
I've really enjoyed the setting and my character. the other player is having fun too however the dms gf is slowing the game down to a crawl sometimes and taking up too much time with her turns.
We use to be able to keep it under control or just power through it but now with more pcs its getting really frustrating.
I talked to the dm and he flat out said that there isn't much he can do. he's not stupid though.
Help i really like this campaign and don't want it to go into the trash
>>50196396
>I fell for the x meme
Fuck off /v/
>>50196396
>i fell for the Gm and his Girlfriend meme.
I tripped and scraped my knee this morning, and it still hurts a little.
We all have to carry the weight of our own mistakes, anon. That campaign was destined for the trash from the start. Try to at least learn from the experience so you don't repeat the same mistake a second time.
Is she fucking up the game in any way other than being way too slow?
Is she new to whatever system you're playing?
the "flat out said that there isn't much he can do" is really fucking weird and worrisome, but he just means she's going to take some time to learn I can understad
Where would I get a map of a fake european country that is detailed enough to make sense in real life? For example, it would be like "this is where the sheep herders live, this is where the grain comes from, etc."
I want to just do some low fantasy in a fictional Holy Roman Empire state. But im not good at making up maps im only good at making fun stories.
>>50196240
Crazy idea. Are any of your players medieval historians? No? Then get a modern reconstructed map from a book of medieval history and use that.
Do your players even know where Swabia was?
>>50196240
Try googling map generators. There are plenty that might fit what you're looking for
>>50196312
Sadly yes. My two players are VERY into history and the like and are even big fans of Europa Universalis and othrr paradox games. I doubt I could get away with just using that.
>>50196323
Any reccomendations?
So I got my shitty little homebrew system made, but it's just a big ugly document. How do I turn it into a sexy PDF that doesn't look like shit?
>>50195463
Why do you care, are you gay or something?
>>50195463
>The work will set you free
Pay someone, op, or just copy the style of someone successful
>>50195488
I was more asking about what program to use to format it. Besides like Word.
>It's a post-apocalyptic setting set in North America where savage tribes rule ravaged lands
>The tribes and their borders are loosely inspired by contemporary football team names and their regional fan concentrations.
>>50195000
I can get behind that, but only because my hometown now has a Greco-Roman theme.
>>50195000
Broncos territory should extend to Bismarck.
>>50195000
>Cowboys and Broncos unite, wipe out the Chiefs and Redskins
How can you make bard a viable party member without making his music magical?
>>50194934
He's the party's street team / PR guy and manager.
Whenever they're in town he's spreading word of their accomplishments and seeking deals with local nobles and the like.
>>50194934
You make a game where it's more about interacting with non-hostile NPCs than it is about murderhoboing.
>>50194934
See Gurney Halleck in Dune.
Basically, make him a badass mercenary who only happens to go around playing music all the time as a personality quirk.
We have the intention to make a tabletop rpg to play on new year's eve but we're clueless as to how. I've been browsing this board today in hopes of catching a few things but it's pretty hard for a newcomer to learn here as you guys have kind of a language going on here which assumes the reader to have some level of understanding of rules and all that.
So how do we go on about doing this? First we would need a setting I guess. I've seen some examples given in a thread, lot of abbreviations were used, like; aSolF, XdSerS, DDs55+StarWarsxv32. Where can I learn about these pre-made ones, also what do you suggest if we were to start from scratch?
Then, mechanics? What options do we have besides 'rng LUL'?
What are some general tips/rules to keep in mind while playing?
>We have the intention to make a tabletop rpg to play on new year's eve but we're clueless as to how.
>to make
Nigga there's dozens if not hundreds of systems out there already. Whatever you want out of a system, there's probably a fitting one out there already that's better than anything your amateur ass can create. Why would you even bother?
>>50194649
>also what do you suggest if we were to start from scratch?
don't.
>>50194694
You must be new. Flailing and fumbling and trying to kludge together a homebrew system is something that almost every RPG player goes through at some point.
OP, I have to leave but I can post later if no one else does.
>good friend in our long-running campaign still doesn't his class
Is this acceptable?
>good friend in our long-running campaign still doesn't his class
What?
>>50194546
It seems you accidentally your post, OP.
>>50194546
>good friend in our long-running campaign still doesn't (want to fuck) his class
Playable in standard?
I don't think so. Losing Languish really, really hurts.
What are black's good removal options, anyway? Murder, Grasp of Darkness, Unlicensed Disintegration if you're in red, and is that it? This thing needs serious removal to back it up and I don't think that's available at the moment.
But, then again, I have been wrong before.
It's definitely playable in THE ANT FORMAT
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Previously on /5eg/... >>50187779
Sheila appears to have lost her knickers, and is now going commando. What is your party going to do to find her knickers?
Also, how would you stat a Sheila's Knickers magic item?
>>50194083
Looking at the /tg/ character sheet, what do those triangles near the proficiency marker indicate? Just for extra visibility?Also thanks for making the text a lot more accommodating, whoever that anon is
>>50194146
Can turn invisible (but only the item) at-will.
>>50193607
The best way to handle it is to ignore it. If anything, sleeping in full plate is more comfortable than in your skin, since you're not crushing an arm when you lay on your side. Chainmail and studded leather are what's a bitch to sleep in.
But just stop trying to inconvenience martial characters further. They have it bad enough without DMs looking to poorly-understood physics to fuck them over at every opportunity.
>real world humans can mount horses, do cartwheels, and swim in full plate
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It's not good.
Is anyone playing a Volo's guide character? How is it going? I'm currently reading through the Orc chapter to better flesh out my current half Orc.
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Old thread >>50188799
>>50193841
Was thinking about using this.
>>50193857
he looks so nervous
>>50193841
>What's your current character's art?
Edgy. I know.
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Inyour opinion, which army has the most interesting lore?
How common is it just to collect an army as decoration and just make them really good looking, not to primarily play with them, even if it comes up once in a while?
I'm a kobold soldier from eberron. Stat me. 4e preffered.
>>50193540
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —
>>50193540
Race: Kobold
Class: Ranger, possibly Hunter
Weapon: refluffed crossbow
Done!
>>50193540
Sure, here goes.
4e!
How would you make a campaign about a little orphan girl searching for her parents in a fantasy world? Can you make it so she's the PC or must you be the adult that guards her around?
>>50193265
well maybe the little girl is not that little anymore and it's a secret sidequest of one of the PC ?
>>50193265
Child of Light was a lot like this, and it should be decent for material.
>>50193265
The players are Fair Folk tasked with helping her find her parents.They are invisible to everyone but animals, infants and powerful magic users and they have limited ways to interact with the world.
>>50193061
Is that real?
>>50193147
New chapter when?
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