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It fucks hard

>>50314225
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

>>50314225
.../tg/'s still a blue board, right?

>>50312603
Give a good reason as to why they're flying and the logic to that reason.

>>50312603
Devise a method of combating a floating island and ten thousand peasant archers in a medieval setting

The necessary asspull will tear such huge holes in your worldbuilding, no-one will be paying attention to how cliched floating islands are

>>50312603
Have floating islands and don't worry about it.

I'm playing a genderbent warlock. They were a guy until an encounter with a capricious fairy, and along with the boon of power they also got a full body makeover they hadn't exactly asked for. Mostly played for comedy so far, it's an amusing element to the game.

>>50312135
Yes. The party found a chest full of treasure, magic boots, belt of giant strength, gauntlets, enough stuff for 5/6 of the party.
I played a cleric and was about to take the belt we identified as belt of giant strength, but I gave it to the fighter because I could just cast spells or whatever.

Fighter takes it, we go into combat, it triggers all of our cursed items, and the belt was a belt of gender reversal.
Everybody got fucked over but me.
The fighter was surprised and he thought it was funny.

Game ended in a tpk a few weeks later.

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My tiefling warlock just died and, as part of a bargain with his Great Old One patron, came back to life in the body of a female human. He now has a paranoid obsession with using Disguise Self to keep his new form hidden. Not much has happened with it yet, but I hope I don't start to get put in some shady situations.

>>50309748
Where the fuck can i get a good starting force to play against another starting force? Aliexpress?

>>50309891
Get Not!Epic stuff from third party manufacturers like Onslaught, summon Resinbro here, or hang out on the Taccom forums until they are sure you aren't a snitch and give you sources.

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>>50309891
Aliexpress is good and cheap.
Proxies are also good and cheap.
Original e-bay purchases will ruin you.

>>50297731
Bisexuality Lv7

Real Human Being (0)

>>50297731
AC of Scarlett Johansson

All of everything. Cursed by gods, bargained with devils, ghosts haunting their own corpses, necrotic symbionts, witches, and really big bed bugs with charm spells in one setting.

its magical with
this
>contract it by willingly drinking the blood of a vampire, becoming their thrall
and potential of this
>Spread through a bite or scratch
and sometimes this
>piss off a good god or earn the favor of an evil one

well except good gods, because it's not really a good god if he turns you into an immortal undead killing machine so you can piss him off even more... ?

>>50295108
In my modern fantasy setting vampirism is more akin to a weird symbiotic relationship between the host (Which is normally humans) and the vampire parasite, which is from a small, secluded pocket dimension somewhere in Europe.

Vampirism works by binding a vampiric parasite and its host to a specific point in time, to which they will always return if injured or altered in any way. So if you're turned when you're fat, you'll be fat for forever.

Vampires a good majority of the abilities you'd expect them to. The older ones can do some weird shit, but that's probably pretty normal too.

Vampires do not burn in the sun. Not in the literal sense. The vampiric parasite evolved in a dimension where there is no light, so when it escaped that dimension, it could not avoid that thing it was not evolved for. When a vampiric parasite blorps into your body, one of the first things it does is shave off all the unneeded parts of your soul, just to the core. Makes room for it and other necessary room you'll need when consume other people's soulstuff.

So, since the parasite digs in there and shoves stuff around, it fucks up the way your soul interacts with your body. Looser, or something. So when the sun hits it, it burns away. So then all you got is a hemoholic meatbag.

captcha: short police

>>50322598
>How's your current party like?
Falling apart. We lost our ray specialist and our ditz wizard, now we're down to the oblivious half-elf, the half-shark priest and the creepy rogue.

>>50322598
We're finally working together as a team!

I'm still not sure what our resident Earth Breaker wielder is, mechanically, and I'm not sure where the Oradin went, and the GM is reading this post, but we're actually getting the hang of all this, which is neat.

Reminder that there is literally no reason not to run either Automatic Bonus Progression or Innate Item Bonuses for your games

Man, I don't even remember what this motherfucker's powers were.

>>50315932
He can't die ever and has the ability to kill anyone instantly.

>>50315836
>>50315932
He's 100% unkillable. Your DM probably won't let you.

Why'd the thread just get deleted?

>>50318433
Fixed the title.

>>50318439
Ah. Righto.

On the subject of titles: Jumpers, what are some of the titles you've earned over the years?

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My boys!

For the emperor!

Looking at adding character to my Deathwatch units.
What loyalist chapters would you say are most iconic or offer great conversion opportunity in the various roles?

I've already put down a few but to more the merrier

>Terminators
Bangles
Dangles
Salamanders
Space wolves?

>Tacs
Imperial fists (And sucessors)
Raptors
Red Scorpions
Ultras (And sucessors)

>Bikers
Astral claws (Blackshields)
Dangles
White scars

>Assault marines
Black Templars
Blood angels (And Sucessors)
Doom Eagles
Fire Angles
Fire hawks
Raven guard
Storm Wardens

>Devastators
Imperial fist
Iron hands
Star Phandoms

>>50315095
>Does /pfg/ still bully the party's token healslut vitalist/Life spherecaster?
I am currently playing the healer. He is a Creation Zealot and a middle aged scarred war veteran interplanar dance sensation stroke addled undead outsider hobgoblin whose best friend is a possibly insane kobold diplomat.

>>50315095
Our healer is AWOL and he was the luckiest of us, with the best rolls. We are all a little less without him.

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What are your character's flaws? What do you typically have them do to try and overcome them?

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>>50304860
>>50309394
>>50309735
I'll post a few pics of my nids for anon.
My original question for you guys was what do you think of the prototype miniature for my new Genestealer Cults project. I'll probably field them together with my Tyranids, so I'm hoping for comments with that in mind. Thanks again!

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>>50309982
Aaaand the Norn Queen with a few Raveners.

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>>50302446 here

Finished with the model. I can never get the winged I on the shoulders to look good.

Can't decide between building value/hatebears with Anafenza the Foremost, or a B/W blink/reanimation deck with Obzedat or Ghost Council. Which one is more fun, tg?

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first for value secret tech

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In terms of Kill-Spells this one for me takes the cake. I always need to justify NOT including it in a black deck. Being able to kill a combo-piece creature or a utility creature with no responses is pretty glorious.

>>50303078
Count Dracula, classy noble with a secret.

Not the faggy shit with guns and leather clothes from Underworld.

>>50303078

What >>50303094 said. Classic Dracula is what pops into my head.

>>50303078

Nosferatu or Dracula. The basics. Drinks blood, dies of sunlight, old as fuck, stake in the heart etc.

>>50300484
Literally any legion but the White Scars.

>>50300521
How can you say that?

Most forgettable legion is Iron Hands.

Secondly:
>Cool with psykers, but know when to moderate warp usage
>Cool bikes and need for speed, even on their ships
>Lightning assault and mobile
>Mongols in SPACE

I don't know a lot about them but what I do know makes them seem pretty cool