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>>50514676
>Let's try 4th edition for a change!

>>50514676

>How near to the wall are you?

>Did you close that door after leaving the room?

YOU ARE LYING!YOU MUST BE LYING! VIRT CANNOT, MUST NOT BE UNBANNED!

>>50515135
You called, faggot?

4 Sheep (Light green)
4 Wood (Dark green)
4 Wheat (Yellow)
3 Brick (Red)
3 Stone (Grey)

And then there are the trading ports. One for each resource plus four 3:1 Trading port tiles

>>50517475
Thank you very much. I was afraid I'd asked the wrong board.

Don't forget to add 1 desert. The bad robber(t) lives there

>>50513394
>humanity has become a cross between naked-molerats
Is this about the anime where everybody is fucking homosexual?

>>50513394
>a cross between naked-molerats and Floridians
So Floridans, then?

So From the New World but with Florida Man?

>>50513350

Not that it matters but I forgot one more part about A

>Has impossible point buy builds for both him and his girlfriend in P's campaign that P doesn't call out because a)He isn't the type to read or understand rules and b)A hosts our campaign so we're worried it'd piss him off

>>50513350
If you're at a table, have everyone roll in the center except the gm. If you're online you should see everyone's rolls anyways. Problems solved.

Have your GM examine character sheets before entry. Also done. If the group does not support either of these, then there's no way it will change because the GM doesn't care enough.

The GM can't cheat. They control the game, and they're free to do anything as long as they believe it makes the game more fun. If they're mistaken and it's harming the experience, that's the problem rather than the fudging itself.

The rest, though? It's difficult. I'd say 'don't play with them', but I know a lot of people don't have that luxury.

>>50512909

Lore says they are from heavy gravity planets. Scientifically speaking that's bullshit, but ogryn are cool.I really don't know anything else about them actually, other than the whole child like innocence and great faith in the emperor bit. Just wanted to contribute so i could say, write it man. I wanna read it.

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>manly tears
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Gav_and_Bob

Ogryns got the short end of the stick in the RPG. You got a grand total of two weapons that you can use, due to the "clumsy" rule.

Also, how do claustrophobic people move from planet to planet? I doubt spaceship are much to their liking, deploying them must be a nightmare

>>50513041
Aren't the squats the ones supposed to hail from high-gravity worlds? IIRC Ogryns originate from death worlds were intellignece was unecessary compared to big muscles, making them evolve as mindless brutes.

>>50513569
Imperial ships are not so much space faring vessels as giant monasteries in space, there is PLENTY of possible space, if you're willing to use it.

>>50508016
I shall certainly attempt to romance her, but sheogorath is still my husbando.

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>>50512347
Jumpers! tell me, have you ever shifted the balance of wars? if so how and when?

did you supply arms to the nazi's granting them moonbases when they further researched your equipment? Did you Tactically nuke mount doom to help the fellowship?

Tell me your warstories and how you turned the tide, or profited from the war effort.

What perks in Bloodborne are best for imitating Lady Maria's blood abilities?

OP, stop forcing this meme.

>>50512283

Well i hate your meme, but i actually want to discuss this question. The simple reason, as far as i see it, is because it is literally impossible. It's not that the imperium is just that incompetent, they literally cannot effectively manage their supply chains due to the nature of warp travel. The nature of warp travel is such that you can arrive before you leave, or so late as to have completely missed the reason for your departure. It's random. They have no control over it. It's kinda hard to run a supply chain when its trip through the hell dimension determines when it gets there, not your time table.

because its supposed to be a ridiculous over the top parody
if it was just guardsmen getting shot dead that isnt funny, but if the guardsmen are being bombarded with poison gas, space-AIDS, future missiles, normal missiles, lasers, while at the same at time complaining about how the human meat they were forced to cook today was just a bit worse than yesterday, than that becomes a bit more entertaining
things like opening a food crate, only to discover 12 tonnes of toilet paper, and then saying "hey, it tastes better than the ration" is probably closer to the point than igniting some discussion about the logistics of a schizo-tech empire in the year 40,000

Please, stop trying to force your stupid meme.
It's super fucking gay.

>>50512245
BLAM

>>50512262
This desu.

So why were we founded (1d10)

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>50512071

>>50512164
We were founded to keep something in check, probably the squats.
next up is when we were founded (1d100

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>>50511709
Well, sometimes the antagonist can be a hero, I guess.

>>50511730
and the players can be the villains

i always wanted to play a villains game

>>50511709
>Villains.
>How necessary are they, really?
there are plots and adventures where there is no real antagonist, but in 80% of stories you need an antagonist in order to have conflict, because without conflict there is no story to be told.

>>50511647
Agreed, they literally can't win anything. Even when their whole race got together the Imperium still kicked their asses and sent them running.

Not to mention the head-a-splode-null trick means Orks aren't even dangerous. Just need a Wierdboy and a Culexus and you could literally kill all Orks on Armageddon in a second.

Orks should be relegated to background lore, like the Hrud, where it just notes when a Chapter killed 'this or that billions of Orks' one day when they were taking a break. At this point all that separates Orks from minor xenos anyway is that they have miniatures no-one wants to play with.

>>50512497
Despite their clearly biased tone off this post, how well do Orks actually sell by comparison to the other xenos?

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>>50511647
Get a'load a dis git.

>>50511073
I have a friend who plays card games online. I've asked him if he would like to play magic, and he says he doesn't want to because of the time and money investment, so I was thinking of buying him a slightly tuned up pre-con for Christmas. Alternatively, I'm an experienced deckbuilder so I could build it from ground up, but I don't want to spend too much money on it or it will make things weird

Anyway he might not accept the deck as a gift, so I might have to keep it for myself. Which deck should I get? Needs to be cheap to tune up, doesn't have to be too high-power but it should still win occasionally. It also has to be fun and straightforward. Meren is an obvious option but he's overplayed so please not him.

>>50511115
I had a similar experience with a friend of mine, I chose Zada, Hedron Grinder. He actually flies under the radar a lot, but can explode out if left alone. He's incredibly straight forward, and he was >50 for the initial cards. Most of his stronger choices are cheap too, unless you want to go super crazy with things like blood moon and the like. I don't know what type of playstyle your friend, or you favor, but Zada has been a blast and since my friend moved away I ended up buying the deck for myself and it's one of my favorites.

>>50511159
>I don't know what type of playstyle your friend

Yeah I was just trying to stalk his Shadowverse profile to check what kind of stuff he plays lmao

Zada isn't a bad option but I think I might go for something a bit more stable, kind of like alesha hatebears or something like that. I don't know if mono-red is a good way to enter the format since he will have to play against UG degeneracy

edric flying men would be an option if it wasn't for the fact that he won't know what spells are worth counterspelling and so on

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>>50511016
In a spiral of self destruction I am unwilling and unable to stop, how else?

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>>50511016
Bad decisions

>>50511016
Study science so advanced that with a few material components, a few perfectly-balanced words, and the right hand/finger wiggling, you can completely rewrite reality. The science isn't perfect- it takes hours for a beginner magic-user to fully cast a spell. Even an experienced mage needs to spend an hour or so casting magic.

Then design spells that allow you to bundle a spellcast into two distinct parts- the 'primary' part, which is the good part of a few minutes at the best, and the 'activation part', which takes only a few seconds' movement or action.

Then, every morning, cast most of the spell. Not all of it- not unless you want to cast it on the spot- only the primary bundled part. Leave the activation part of the spell until later. Repeat this for as many spells as you can, until your brain buzzes with the crackling arcane energy of magic in the back of your mind (or until you start to forget the activation parts of spells. Forgetting those are bad.)

Then later, when you need to actually have the benefit of a spell, cast the 'activation' parcel of a pairspell, and BANG. Magic missiles from your fingertips.

I just explained D&D wizard-style prepared arcane magic for you guys.

>>50510924
Consider the coconut

>>50511039
and call me in the morning

>>50511089
But doctor?!

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