I need you help

I have a solution!
Just take the rose you faggot.
Who cares.

>>34817122
>I need you help

Nice grammar, kid

Underage B&

wHave some self respect you worthless faggot

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>>34817122
Just shoot up the school, problem solved.

>>34817162
yeah i've noticed it after i posted it

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fuck, this brings back memories of high school.

God damnit.


OP, just go to school. If you get a rose, just smile and laugh it off. A little self deprecating humor goes a long way. Don't use it too much, or else it will just be really sad.

This happened to me when I was in High School, everyone started laughing "lmao anon got a rose who could it be from ecks dee" and then I bit the flower off it, chewed it for a bit then spat it into the ceiling fan covering everyone in spit and chunks of flower.
Their reactions were great.

>>34817122
A few easy steps to make the ceremony more bearable:
>go to local walmart
>purchase AR-15 with "no background checks"
Fast forward to valentines day:
>"Anon, come and get your rose"
>Hide AR-15 under trench coat
>"Before I collect my rose I would like to say something"
>pumpedUpKicks.mp4

lol what a stupid tradition. Do you live in some gay rose-loving country or what

Call the school and tell them you don't want the fucking rose. Tell them to remove you from the list if you're on it, because you are being bullied.

>>34817122
>loser with two o's
Uneducated detected.

>>34817235
and then the classroom windows opened and you flyed away with the sonic the hedgehog music playing in the background? good dream bro

>school
>"looser"

Underage get out while you still can, abandon hope all ye who enter here

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>>34817235
>>34817320

original oregnio

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>>34817235
sure anon, i believe that story 100% /s

>>34817122
>What sould I do robots?

Wait until you are 18

>>34817122
Take rose
Bury/plant it somewhere on school grounds

Its time to put the false hope away and acceot your fate.

Also bonus poetic points

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I used to have a same problem; once I was the target of normie bullshit. But just take the Rose, ignore all the smirking and edgy chuckles and Just go with it and maybe rub on some King weeaboo's face that at least you got a Rose. Its better to have a Rose than Be without.
School Will eventually end, and chanses are that you Will never meet these assholes again in your entire Life, So what's wrong If you play along For a bit in their games?
Other than that, I feel you OP. I used to Be the target of Said passive-aggressive bullying, If you could call it that, in middle school. Just try to ignore all of their shit and dont get bitter about on the years to come. Dont become me

>>34817122
Fucking normies running the system thinking this is a good idea.

I dunno, man, think of a way to fuck with them. Like, tear the rose from its stem, throw it on the ground behind you and flip everyone the bird.

>>34817122
Nigga just don't go if it's a big deal to you. But it's really not that serious.

If you do get one make a joke or just take it without being a sperg. They already laugh at you already, what's so different now?

I'm sick of all the petty high school problems you think matter being posted all over here.

Can you anonymously give your own name and "give a rose to yourself"? If you get two roses, you'll appear more alpha + the bullies won't know who you got it from and you'll confuse them.

>>34817122
Dont Go to school fucktard or eat the rose like that guy said

>>34817335
Hes european he said euro

>>34817561
English is a european language

1)you MUST over react, They already laugh at you, you buffoon, so u might aswell do some crazy shit


In brief: GET CRAZY!!

It's my new methos of enjoying life, now I often laugh hysterucally with normies and get crazy

>>34817561
English people use the pound

>>34817581
American Is an African Language Motha fuckin cracka

Simple. Don't go to school tomorrow.

>>34817615
I second this:

GET CRAZY!!!

>>34817122
Just take it, dont make a big deal of it (poker face). And if they laugh in front of you in the br3ak, justo go, grow a pair, and hit one of them ( the wprst of them) in the face, go all crazy, maybe they are going to beat your ass, but after that, things are going to be good. I learned in high school that if you cant face the bullies your fuck, belive me, i was skinny as fuck but i beat a couple of bullys and i got redpect and self autostim.

>>34817295

> calling other people uneducated
>misusing apostrophes