"Good morning, Anon, you left the tele on last night when

>>34817857
The assumption is that I know this woman correct?

I don't usually like going out for breakfast because I work second shift

Is she supposed to be Irish or something? At first I thoight English but then I saw "fer ya" and that feels Irish.

Why is she so excited to see me as to be making a silly face and a thumbs up? Did we fuck already? Would it be bad tact to say "how about I have something ELSE for breakfast?" Suggesting I eat out her vagina? Would she just get uncomfortable and leave?

Anonymous 2017-02-12 03:48:43 Post No.34817999
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>>34817857
>left the tele on
I read that as "teleporter" before I realized it was "television".

Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:09:59 Post No.34819176
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>men that point their tele to the edge of a cliff

Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:12:46 Post No.34819216
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>>34817857
>fer ya

get out of my house

Anonymous 2017-02-12 05:13:36 Post No.34819233
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>>34817857
>you left the tele on last night when you went to sleep so I turned it off fer ya
What? Why is this a part of your fantasy?

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>>34817857
You can't leave a guitar on you stupid fucking cunt. Make yourself useful and kill yourself

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>>34817857
Craic

Anonymous 2017-02-12 06:09:13 Post No.34820263
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nah luv oive got the shitters agan ay i

'ow baaht yow giz us a gud owl wank insted yeh shit

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>>34817877
Here anon i fixed that pic for ya

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>>34817857

Thank you, platonic flatmate. I would enjoy eating breakfast at the cafe up the road with you, however I have no money and looking you in the eye makes my insides tingle-hurt.

Anonymous 2017-02-12 06:53:21 Post No.34821100
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"Nah mate, I can cook us up a healthy and nutritious breakfast right here for free"

>I proceed to then take a shit on a plate and force feed it to her.

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/