>All I want is to make a post on /a/ which reaches 500 replies

haha sucks man

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>>34817660
Just make a fucking kirino thread. It may take a few days, but there's a 90% chance it will hit 500 replies

>>34817660

It's because you tried to just be yourself. If you do it like Normies, you'll fail like them.

Use simple and rational steps to achieve your goal:
> go in the Archives, make a list of threads reaching 500 replies
> find a common denominator or recurring patterns
> create a thread with a catching picture and a text containing all the buzzwords above
> Make sure to ask something personnal in the OP, people will answer to talk about them without reading any of the other answers

That's it. It may require some twicking but it's entirely in your reach.

If you choose to ignore the above and go the Trolling route, here's an alternative advice:

> Which one is the best at deconstructing its own genre, Evangelion or Watchmen?

>>34817799
No, you're overthinking and overcomplicating it. A kirino thread is almost a guaranteed 500+ reply thread. Those faggots can't get enough of their "miracle of the universe"

>>34817660
Create a Konosuba thread.
They always get tons of replies.