droppin some red pills mofucka

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>>34822595
Find something you like doing and fulfill it to the fullest extent. Don't let women and your lack of them be the center of your life.

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>>34822595
This is a bit of a feel good story, please read it.

>>34822595
Well.. i honestly can't say anything against OP. It's right on the spot if you ask me.

>>34822704
I've seen this before originalshimi

>>34822595

Semi-chad reporting:

This is a fucking UNDERRATED image. Slip a french letter on your billy pecker, lube up and try and wank...well...what happened? Oh you couldn't even cum because it killed the sensation so much? Well then, what makes you think that shit is at ALL different when you stick it in a slut? Newsflash; it isn't.

Also, as the images notes, doing it WITHOUT a condom is not worth the risk of your fucking dick falling off. Slapping it in your actual gf is nice and sex is wonderful if you have a unicorn of a girl because someone who cares really deeply about you cumming who you are totally into and like spending time with is a nice bonding experience BuuuUUUuuuuUuUuUuuuuuuuuutt......

>You can alter your hand pressure
>You know exactly how to edge yourself
>You can use the exact right amount of nastyness for full explosion
>when
>you
>just
>jack off.


I wish you could all internalize the fact that your masturbatory life is ALMOST CERTAINLY a better physical feeling than your sex life is going to be.

I pretty much gave up too. I find it to be like video games, movies, tv, etc... They're fun to indulge in, but if you cut them out of your life you'll have a lot more time to focus on things that bring positive change in your life, and you won't even miss them. Sex and women are like this too. They're just another thing that you can cut out of your life and be better off for.

>>34824453
This and also...

>study for too long
>no more concentration
>jerk off for good
>make a fresh coffee afterwards
>go on with studies and life
>experience: perfect
>time taken: hour
>costs: none

The TCO of having a gf is is no relation to the actual value you get.

>>34824453
Wizards know this, but the failed normies dont, sadly they won't see this thread

>>34822704
Go fucking figure, the very beginning itself admits that they asked for this with the red flag and figuring her out. Less thinking with your dick, more reasonable soulmate searching. Problem solved.

Though got to admit the story itself is amusing, and couldn't be more glad for how things turned out.

>>34822595
failed normie reporting

yeah this is spot on and the only reason I'm a recluse. I like it.

Sure I get lonely but this is the golden age for escapism and it only gets better from here so when you think about, it really isn't that bad.

>>34825110
It is hard to know the wisdom of ancient wizards when you think you're so alpha.

>>34825162
OP here. Yep, and honestly, it makes approaching women easier. Why? Because you only make moves when you really like them and don't put her on a pedestal just because she's a girl.

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one of my favorites

an originalll one

>tfw don't know whether this thread is accurate or just sour grapes

>>34825425
Both

Orignal post

>>34825425
It is 100% accurate. A gf is only an option is you can find one that is your perfect match.
This is the only way it's going to work long term. Everything else is just a waste of time and money.

>>34825176
A shame too, they and the betas are ruining this board and how normies percive robots

I always find it ironic.
You guys always say sex is not worth it, that you don't find enjoyment out of it.

Yet you guys probably fucked over 10 girls or had sex more then once. And you will continue pursuing sex, even though you don't like it.

I tried sushi once. Didn't like it and never had it again ever. Can you Chads say the same?

>>34825543
Im a virgin tho, also couldn't one argue thst having sec more than once helps you gain accurate wisdom? Plus you start to see patterns, how the girls react to things, what you need to do before you get a few minutes of penor in hole

>>34825543
People aren't saying that sex isn't actually enjoyable, just that it's not worth the effort of pursuing

A more accurate food analogy would be going to an expensive restaurant and enjoying the meal, but feel that the asking price is too much so you go somewhere else.

>>34825617
Then you really have no say in it because you haven't had that experience.

Wisdom with what exactly?
Most women operate the same, aside from culture. Even then, the end game is the same.

>>34825543
I'm not chad like OP.

of course if pussy were to literally fall on my lap yes I would go for it. Just as if some great career opportunity were to fall on my lap.

But the trouble to go and look for it yourselves? Now that's not worth it. I can't and won't bother going to clubs or whatever again. I don't like em, so why should I? The only reason I was going was to get laid but again, not worth it.

Look being a NEET and playing vidya all day is about as fun as life gets. Pussy is great sure but considering all the factors that go along with it, it's much better to jerk it.

Lose your virginity to a hooker and just get it out of the way.

>>34825646
See, but you still go elsewhere and pursue the food. Even though it's cheaper, you still have a desire for it.

Don't go around saying its not worth pursuing and still engage in the act.
It just weakens your argument.

Not true at all. Cumming in an attractive girl raw is like a shot of high quality heroin for me. Getting head is fucking amazing if she knows how to do it as well.

Yes you are missing out, yes you should feel bad. If sex wasn't so amazing there would not be billions of people on this planet. Oh yeah and after you fuck a really hot chick, you get this massive confidence boost that lasts like a week. You feel like you can do anything you want in life and alpha dog all other men.

>>34825664
Implying those are the only ways to get laid.

And of course it's gonna feel like a chore if you have to fake being someone...

>>34825705
Except heroin is literally 10x easier to get than getting laid.

If I could get laid in the same respect as getting heroin, I would not have a heroin problem.

Sex isn't worth it right now. I guess it was easier back in the day, but is sure as hell isn't now and you know there's plenty of sources to prove. that

>>34825729
aside from that or a hooker (which isn't necessarily cheap) what other options do I or any of you have?

We're social outcasts so obviously we have to keep up this superficial charade.

>>34825756
But sex isn't as dangerous or addicting?

>>34825756

well yeah dope is better than sex, I know couples that both use and they don't even fuck anymore. They just shoot up together

>>34825778
You're obviously not a social outcast if you managed to fuck clubsluts

>>34825808
I fucked one, and she was fat.

>>34825785
addicting I suppose not (though that depends). Dangerous??? Considering that having sex with a condom is less pleasurable than masturbating and going in raw risks a kid. I would say I'd rather be a heroin addict than have a kid to deal with any fucking day.

>>34825859
That doesn't matter. You still had to put yourself in a position to get go out and get laid. That's more them anyone here as had the courage to do. You're just a pretender.

>>34825859
What is birth control?

And I'm assuming you never met a heroin addict have you.

>>34825543

>I tried sushi once. Didn't like it and never had it again ever.

Im not a chad by any means but I had similar experience yo your sushi experience. I had sex once with a prostitute in Frankfurt brothel when I was 26. It was awkward and embarassing and unenjoyable and I couldn't keep my dick hard in a condom, even though I was on an 8 day nofap. Im 29 now and havent felt the urge to fuck a girl since. Porn really is better in pretty much every imaginable way.

>>34825962
then fucking do it faggot. You'll be so underwhelmed you'll actually be happy that you've spent your life doing all the NEET shit you've wanted to do.

It's not about courage. It's about alcohol and finding some fat bitch with no self esteem and taking advantage of her because it's all you'll ever get.

>>34825983
i am currently a heroin "addict". Though I don't feel like one.

I've just continued going to school and work as usual, I shoot up almost whenever I can depending on my finances. I haven't gone broke or stolen money or whatever yet. I don't even think that's possible for me but I suppose we'll see.

>>34826065
Chelsea?

Unoriginalbullshitpost

>>34826117
>fembots on r9k

I'm not that much of an attentionwhore. Believe me if I had a vagina I wouldn't be here.

>>34826020
Do what? I already have a gf that I live with. I've never been happier.

Ah, so you're a sociopathic Normie.

>>34826065
Then you're not a addict.
If you ever reach rock bottom where your financially in trouble, you'll know if your an addict or not.

>>34826065
If this is true and not a retarded shitpost, stop doing fucking heroin.. do you want to choke on your own puke to death while you're tripping?

>>34825425
OP here. A bit of both. Honestly, a good romantic partner is pretty awesome to have but not for sex really. The fact that you love the person makes the sex better.

>>34826288
Lay on your side newbie.

Also,
>tripping on heroin

>>34826304
I don't take drugs, never did, never will.

>>34822595
>sex with a condom on feels underwhelming to the point of not being worth the effort to catch sluts for

Could say the same with escorts also. First time I saw an escort I couldn't cum. Had a hard on and condom was on but I just couldn't get off because I was just use to masturbating to the point I've developed the deathgrip..

The bare back blowjob felt great but not worth paying $300 for. Would rather use that money on booze, food and vidya.

>>34826294
You just contradicted yourself.
Ghghooop

>>34822595
Having a GF is definitely worth it for some people. If you're lucky enough to be someone who wants to get a GF and who actually can get one, you will be blessed with blissful raw-dog sex.

>>34826288
well yes.

any form of suicide is preferable to living

>>34826763
No it's not, snap out of that shit.

>>34826822
>opposing suicide

nigga why the fuck you on here then?

>>34825425
Seems like it depends on the person, a lot of people say sex is great but for me it's always been meh as fuck and I mostly agree with the OP pic

>>34826848
Some asshat mod fucked with /pol/ and moved a thread here. I've been shitposting and simply talking to people for 2-3 days here now.
Just stop with that suicidal shit, it's not going to help. I've had some suicidal thoughts in highschool but got out of it, now i'm in college, working on my 2nd degree and having a semi-normie life.

>>34825687
The sex equivalent would be the expensive restaurant being a girl while McDonald's being jerking off.

>>34822595
I only ever had sex with one woman, my ex. I had a LOT of it over the 4,5 years we were together and i cant really complain at all.

She swallowed, she tried anal couple of times (bled for weeks after so that was a no go) and we never fucked with condom, raw from the beginning.

She was "infertile" because she her EXs couldnt knock her up. BAM, year later and something she tells me she is pregnant. Me being NEET autist and obviously unfit to have a child plus "unable"/unwilling to provide for myself much less a child she gets an abortion. But thats irrelevant, just mildly interesting. Later she told me that she used condoms with other EXs and the one who "couldnt knock her up" was paying for her anti-baby pills, so....yeah.
Anyway, ONE time after being together for like 3 years i tried fucking her with condom on cause i was curious.

First thing, it was TOOO FUCKING TIGHT, just getting the condom on my dick semi-killed my erection. It was simply too fucking tight.

Next, fucking felt like.....nothing. After 3 and something years of RAW sex and nothing else i just couldnt feel anything at all. Everything that is good and WORTH IT about pussy is nulled when you use a condom. You literally CAN NOT feel "her".

It feels like your dick is numb (because it is) when you fuck with condom on.

I been pumping, trying to go slow, fast, shallow and deep-nothing. 50+ minutes to be exact and by the end i wasnt any closer to ejaculation than i was when we started fucking.

That was the moment i realized that all the Chads and Stacies who have one night stands and shit are WORSE off than us who just masturbate. I dont know how it feels for the woman (shouldnt be much of a difference but i dont know), but for the man having sex with a condom on is simply NOT worth it.

Its like buying your favorite hamburger while you are starving and eating that hamburger wrapped in tin foil. Just imagine that. No taste, no nothing.

Simply not worth it, period.

>>34826288
>tripping

Oregano and chives post

>>34827405
>Oregano and chives post
What?

>>34827266
It's knotches on their belt and time wasted to never be regained.

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>>34824453
This is a learned man of wisdom.

I have however realised that I get true satisfaction from cuddling a cute girl and making her cum over and over.

>>34826463
OP here, I'd say you shouldn't just gf any girl. And its harder to really find that girl. It is REALLY hard.

Also I am not a chad. Just randomly lucky

>>34824453
The sex is mostly about emotion and ego.

>>34827861
>find that girl
The reason why i don't care anymore. Just "any" stupid bitch is not what i want, it's a waste of time.

>>34827859
>>34824453
This so much. I guess I can call myself a semi-normie and I testify that I don't even really try to fuck girls anymore. I just like cuddling with them and eating them out. I can get myself off just fine.

>>34827266

Semi-chad from above reporting in again.

This guy fucking gets it. I'm actually getting a vasectomy so I can blow my load in my waifu bareback (I dont want her on the pill for 30+years because apparently it can fuck you up) becaue bareback DOES feel good BUT...once again...reference the Opee's image. Even SNIPPED you cant just go around slapping it in anyone. You'll get fucking dick rot.

Being an chad is not even worth it.

The memes about having someone to cuddle who supports you are entirely true though. My waifu supports me through everything and makes life materially worthwhile in a FRIENDSHIP sense...

But yeah, thrust of the thread is sex is way overblown because you ALWAYS need a condom if its not your waifu (who you shouldn't be fucking cheating on) and you aren't snipped (at which point you will also find that your waifus tongue is better than her immobile pussy).

>>34828697
I don't know. I have a lot of control when I am raw dogging it. I've never accidentally come in my gfs. And I might want kids one day so.

You should wait for vasegel to be a stable thing to use.

>>34828697
This.

>I'm actually getting a vasectomy
Remember to put a jar of your finest man juice in the freezer for later.

>>34828817
>>34828697
my niggas:
https://www.parsemusfoundation.org/projects/vasalgel/

>>34828697
This guy fucking gets it. Listen to him robots.

Any tips about getting a waifu though? There's this girl I'm kinda seeing but she's such a goody two shoes, she's boring the shit out of me.

>>34828856
I'd rather wait for the nips to finally develop actual waifubots with artificial wombs.

>having a gf is an "obligation" instead of something you seek out mainly for companionship with a person so interesting and uplifting that you want to spend the rest of your life with them
what
Why would you even start a relationship in the first place if you don't want to have a fucking relationship.
Just go clubbing or something if all you want is the sex.

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i have a pretty large collection of these but i'm just going to post this one

>>34826941
>Just stop with that suicidal shit

get out man, while you can

>>34827266
Girls who have experienced it know sex without a condom is so much better.

>>34830310
>get out man, while you can
Too late, already sold my sould to the demons of this mongolian basket weaving sekrit klub.