tfw no cute boyfriend to hike beautiful places with wahhhhhh

>>34822103
I suppose I'll bee ur cute hiking bf

>>34822103
Hi. I'm a cute male and I love hiking.

>>34822103
Yesterday I went for a long hike on a trail along a canyon that was covered in snow. Then I found an old dead tree and beat the shit out of it until all the bark had fallen off, my knuckles were bruised and there was an indent in the wood shaped like my fist


I'm not a violent person but it felt so fucking good to just let out all that anger and stress while completely alone up in the mountains

>>34822103
>tfw no tall bf to go travelling with who complains how small plane seats are

ugh

>tfw too tall, hairy and manly to be a qt bf

>>34822103
Where are you from? That pic kinda looks like a place I went hiking once

>>34822503
Well I mean.. Are you a grill or trap.

>>34822598
neither I'm just a guy shitposting

>>34822503
LARPing aside, this is a real issue sometimes.

However, modern planes have gotten much better. Modern AirBus planes have good leg space for me, or the Dreamliners used for trans-atlantic flights between Europe and the US are amazing.

luc? we may have gone to hs together i remeber physics in 12th grade

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>doesn't know how to rotate her image
Also, hiking? Boring. Let's go for a run on these trails. This is a pic I took on a trail about 3 years ago. It is an example of the types of trails I run on.

>>34822503
I'm 6'4 but I already have a gf (waifu) sorry.

>>34822569
Adirondacks, anon.

originalmai

>>34822785
>doesn't know how to rotate her image

maybe I just like making people tilt their heads like an emo fag? ever think about that? nuuuu? okiiieee

>>34822918
>Adirondacks
Well, guess I was wrong then.

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pretty comfy morning walk

>>34823001
damn that place looks super comfy

where do you live?

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>>34822785
>her
anon...
Do you realize where you are...

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>>34823039

tfw I am a >her

original

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London? Pls be in London. I really want a cute hiking gf.

>>34823086
Nice to see a fellow australian

>>34823010
Scotland Originally

>>34822103
>tfw no gf to hike to a secluded place and have sensual lewd sex

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>>34822103
tfw no cute girlfriend to hike with to our local mountains

>>34823001
>>34823127

Scotland is probably one of the toppest tier comfy places to live in the world. And scottish accent is top tier, up there with NZ and aussie accents.

Why'd I have to be born canadian? Feels extremely bad, man.

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>tfw no cute hiking gf to enjoy sights like this with

>>34823098
>Britain
>Hiking
Pick one.

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>>34823109

nuuu I'm from the states , why does this look like Australia?

>>34823289
because you're upsidedown you dolt

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>>34823289
>ear gauges
>tongue sticking out
>tattoos

>>34823289
That background doesn't look like the US. What castle thing is that?

>>34823419

Exactly. Like do girls realise that most guys hate that shit? She went from a 7 to a 4 with that crap on her.

>>34823454
its old ruins of a British castle in port henry, ny

>>34823484
d-d-d- do most guys realize not everything a girl does is to attract a man? I honestly don't care if I'm single for the rest of my life. I have my intellegece, my own money and my own happiness. if a guy isn't a shallow virgin prick, and sees past the outside...he will get true love. men complain about stacys being stuck up but then bag on girls who are themselves.hahahaahahah

>>34823567
>girls who are themselves
>literally only does all that shit because it's currently trendy and popular

>>34823567
>I have my intellegece

Do you mean you have intelligeece? I would love to have extremely smart pet geece to follow my commands. How do you go about finding an intelligeece?

>>34823567

So a fuck huge hole in your ear is you being yourself?

No that's you being brainwashed by some retarded youtube video that you watched.

>>34823567
>Can't CC with Chads
>muh intangibles

>>34823583

Exactly. She's just trying to be "different" by applying the template that society labels as the "alternative girl".

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>>34823567
>gotta b muhself! how am i going to do it? i know! let me stretch my ear lobes out and permanently etch art onto my body! yeah! that'll show everyone that i'm muhself!!!
There are thousands of other ways to express your individuality, and you chose the shittiest ones of them all. Congrats.

>>34823641
>>34823680
I'm not saying I like this girl's style, because I really don't. BUT I see the point she's trying to make to you guys who believe she only does it to be trendy/attractive. So just out of curiosity, is there ANYTHING a girl can do which isn't in one way or another designed to attract a partner? If she had lots of makeup on, or a short dress, you'd be saying the same thing. In fact, this girl's style is almost definitely due to personal preference, given that if she was trying to be 'attractive', she would be wearing a lot less and probably some sparkly earrings or some shit. Let women do as they please, and don't be so arrogant to think that everything is about you.

But then, perhaps my argument self-refutes, due to the fact that the main aim of everything is to attract a partner and reproduce (yet if that's the case then stop pointing out the obvious). But whatever

>>34822830
>sorry
I'm sorry for your life.

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>>34823913
This is a similar argument whores make to wear yoga pants.

>I don't wear it for you! I wear it for me! They're comfortable and a part of my style!! Stop staring at my butt because comfort!

Style says a lot about a person. Like with the yoga pants, it shows she is a trendy whore who likes showing off. In OP's case, she a dumb bitch who resorts to shitty things to express her individuality when there are better ways of doing it. It shows she is impulsive and only lives in the here-and-now without any future foresight.

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>>34822103
>tfw always wanted a hiker gf to explore nature with

>realized i could get a hiking doggo partner and feel more fulfilled

tough luck, kiddo

>>34824044

and so what would you say is a style you wouldn't get triggered by?
ps they are comfortable

>>34822103
whatsup with that nawsty water

OP YOU'RE LAME

DONT STEAL MY HIKING POSTS UGHHHH

get your own /nightwalk/ theme thread

allll sunshine is me :) u come out at night!

>>34822103
tfw no cute boyfriend to smoke weed with and pound each others butts in the woods.

this threads definition of "hiking" :

walk at ground level.

>go under the sea in a submarine
>we're hiking bots!

>>34823913

Oiii anon! Thank you! One person on this thread has a brain!! Original

>>34824339
Already stolen anon ;)
Original

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>>34824371
this. why the fuck are you betas tolerating a glorified bleg post from a show-off cunt who probably hasn't taken a walk in years and thinks LEL GOING OUTSIDE XD is a huge fuckin accomplishment or something

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Its called rucking you goofball

>>34822103
I want the same thing except a gf to this with

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>>34823289
>tattoos
>gauges
>disgusting teeth
Immediately dropped. I could have been your NY hiking bf too