Fembot thread

I want a fembot gf NOW

>>34822111
>Fembot thread
>just a gf request thread in disguise

You betas are fucking pathetic. just go on soc, you retards.

Sage'd

>>34822307
I strive to be as cool as you

>>34822111
what you guys don't get is the only way to get a fembot gf is to not try

talk about yourself, what you like to do, stuff that happened to you/you've done and one will find you.

Begging for a gf is just a turnoff for most girls

Is the Serb fembot still around?

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The man in the picture is named Oscar

He adds girls off of /r9k/ on Skype (though other programs like Steam or Discord are possible) to try and get into relationships with. Mentally ill NEET girls are one thing he romantisizes, but also girls that are weeb, nerdy, shut-in, nihilistic and/or consume drugs

He will allude to being your boyfriend and having feelings for you and that you are special. He will probably tell you he is a virgin autistic beta robot - he will flatter you and lovebomb you and spend all his time paying attention.

Then when you finally agree to his advances, he will pressure you for nudes. When you finally share nudes or become sexual with him, he will use them to blackmail you. Perhaps he will dox you and threaten your family. Or threaten to post them on r9k - and if you block/delete/cease contacting him? He will post them on /r9k/ or send them to his friends, where they will laugh at you.

The sickest part is? He is doing this with many, many other girls at a time. He is a 26 year old NEET who lives with his mother, and he spends all his time on 4chan, /r9k/, /soc/ to add mentally ill girls or just lonely and insecure girls to manipulate. He has over 15 known Skype accounts and changes them all the time. He avoids voice chatting and will re-use pictures which are months old and are already circulating.

His hobbies include:
>bladee
>sadboys shit in general
>sweden
>russian shit
>drugs (mdma, lsd, meth, ecstasy)
>clubbing
>DOTA (over 8000 hours)
>PoE
>really bad anime (steins;gate for example)
>sex, masturbation and sexual stuff in general (he claims that he has no refractory period)
>gym/lifting

If you add someone off of 4chan, make sure to ask for a timestamped picture and voice verification to make sure it is NOT OSCAR!

Oscar is a fucking loser who will groom you, abuse you and use you for validation - before chucking you like rotten meat and laughing at you with his friends.

Tread lightly and be careful

http://pastebin.com/xLgvngHR

>>34822485
>Serb fembot
w-what, there is a fembot in serbia? there's a fembot THAT close to me?

>>34822433
Well it's the only way I can, since I don't have ties with anyone or have any friends in real life. What else can I do besides ask on r9k since I really can only relate to a fembot now? Hope that one day I'll finally just happen to run into "the one"?

I want to cum in Ciara's underage roastie pussy.

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>>34822433
you guys can do the same exact shit.

but oh wait, you don't accept uglies or fatties, yet fembots are supposed to.

>>34822584
Yep that's all you can do. Begging just makes you feel bad and gets you nowhere.

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>>34822488
this is proof that men are literally incapable of love. then they turn around and say "lol women just love abusive relationships i totally didn't manipulate her or anything"

Who else here fembot(male)

>>34822628
I used to do something similar, though by no-way near as sadistic and sociopathic as oscar and I admit what I did was wrong.

I shouldn't have treated women like shit. I'm sorry. Most men do want a woman to take care of and love.

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>tfw my bf is getting deported
Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people.

Captcha is kinda relevant kek

>>34822560
yes but she's mine, fuck off

>>34822667
>Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people.

KYS troll.

>>34822604
I'd accept someone who's a 5/10 and slightly overweight like me.

>>34822488
lel how are people not lazy for this shit

>>34822628
>judging men by the vocal minority

They just don't see the true robots who are full of love to give. Because they want Chad. And Chad is loud.

t. Me

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Any other FtM here?

I started taking hormones when I was 13

>>34822604
I will accept literally any girl, LITERALLY (LITERALLY) ANY GIRL as gf.

But they don't want me.

Original reply is original.

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>>34822590
me too

i also want to lick every inch of her body from heard to toe
i want to inhale and lick her sweat
i want her to pee on me
i want to smear her menstrual blood all over myself
i want her to use my face as a seat while shes on the pc all day long
i want to massage her feet and bathe her

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>>34822485
serb fembot? where? I am learning serbian and you can move to germany if you are my gf

>and I have the best yugo memes

>>34822743
>move to Germany

She doesn't want to move to your Islamic shithole Ahmed.

Now go and suck Merkel's cock some more and apologize for being white.

>>34822743
>>34822759
fuck off you fags. She's mine.

>>34822743
The best Serb meme is staying as far away as you can from Serb memes.

t. Serb

That said, you have the best chances with her because you live in a country where she will likely want to migrate.

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>>34822759
at least I can communicate with her in her superior slavic language so you better step the fuck away

>>34822777
nigga I don't think so you are way out of your league here

>>34822737
Please don't sexualize her. I really like her and think she is perfect.

>>34822827
bro she'll moan in russian by the time she's had my superior slavic mongol cock

>>34822604
I would accept an ugly girl as long as she was kind and loving and wouldn't leave.

Even a fat girl would be fine if she was willing to let her help me get her into shape.

>>34822827
a nu, chiki briki i v damki

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>>34822696
>judging women by the vocal minority

o

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>>34822737
i want to help her make friends at school
i want to feed her tasty home made meals
i want to make her feel safe
i want her to feel like eberything will be okay

>i want to protect her smile

>>34822927
If you're not fun in bed I'm not staying loyal to you.

>>34822111

I had a really weird dream about losing my virginity last night. Would greentext but its so embarrassing.

My period came yesterday, I'm having the time if my life with these cramps. Currently cocooned in my sheets hoping they'll get better. Also, obligatory tfw no bf.

>>34822927
Well if there any girls here who want me as bf? No? Hm.

Not even kidding I'm that guy who would build a robot to swipe right on everything in tinder or a webscraper to like every profile on OKC. You know what I get?

fuckall.

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Why do these threads exist?
Why must one gender deserve a thread dedicated to its members?
Why can't you roasties just fuck off and hop on Chad's dick?

>>34822957
greentext anyway please

>tfw no french canadians ever

I don't even know what I'm doing here, probably because I'm desperate and in heartache right now.

I just came back from a girl's place. This girl I've been seeing for the better part of the last month, she made me believe we had something, but it was obviously for the attention. We slept together twice and, now, I'm trying to detach myself.

I'm tired of the one sided feelings and I don't even know why I come here expecting the miracle fembot from Leaf niggerland to fall in my lap.

I'm just lonely and tired and heartbroken. I keep being called a fucking normie because I'm not a fucking autist and I can manage to get laid, but does anybody actually understand the suffering of being seen as a mere sex object by women in general because you're attractive, charismatic enough to seduce a girl, but you are an emotional mess of insecurities that women perceive as an easy way through manipulating me for a good one night.

Anyways, I just wanted to vent, maybe some fembots here can feel some pity for me and understand that some men are emotionally manipulated by women as well. There are terrible people everywhere.

>>34822959
sorry you're such a cuck, but you don't have to be. Leave you safe den and become feral like the rest of humanity before you become permanently beta

>>34822927
Well, how are you different? What are you really like?

>>34822958
Look on the bright side, you're not pregnant.

>>34822958
Is the whole "I feel moodier/more emotional during my period" thing more true?

>>34822983
Quebec girls are super cute. If it means anything most white guys with a French accent can get lots of anglo girls.

>>34822994
>Look on the bright side, you're not pregnant.
This isn't a bright side. tfw no husbando to knock me up

>>34823019
What's it like knowing you know you can create life?

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>>34823019
ay whats your discord bby

>>34823019
I'd actually love to be a dad, probably my number one goal in life.

How old are you though? You don't want to go making these decisions too young

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>all these robots begging for a gf instead of self improving and bettering themselves

I work out every night, and yesterday I went for a long hike, took some photos of the beautiful canadian landscape covered in snow, and spent about 30 minutes punching an old dead tree to work off some steam.

Feels good to be alive man. Stop begging for a gf online and just enjoy life, get out there and you'll find someone eventually.

>>34823019
I'd fulfill your breeding fetish. It would be really lewd.

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zelim devojku

>molim vas odgovorite

>>34823075
>dude you have to just like get out there haha

Fuck off

>>34823116
Izadji iz kuce.

>>34823216
It's true anon. Nobody ever got a gf by begging for it online.

You just gotta be... yourself

>>34823075
i'd go hikin but im scared of running into a bear

>>34823075
>I went for a long hike, took some photos of the beautiful canadian landscape covered in snow
Have fun getting raped by skinwalkers fucking retard.

I would NEVER go out into the wild alone after all those /k/ copypastas.

>>34823243
Personally I'm always paranoid about mountain lions when I'm hiking, but the danger is part of the fun

>>34823249
>being afraid of spooky internet memes

hope you enjoy never enjoying hikes into the wilderness

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>>34823225
ne,ucuti. jebacu ti sunce iz neba

>>34823004
>Is the whole "I feel moodier/more emotional during my period" thing more true?
For me, yes, I get very hormonal. This is mainly during the days leading up to it though.

>>34823032
Terrifying and kinda hot desu. My body has functions in place dedicated to take semen.

>>34823037
Don't have one, sorry frog man.

>>34823058
I'm too young to be wanting a baby, something just changed in me recently. Would you be a good daddy?

>>34823090
Can it get even lewder than that?

>tfw no chubby british gf

>>34822628
well said
origs

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>ywn rub your cock on her soles

fuck i cant take it

>>34823281
>Would you be a good daddy?
Well I wanted kids since I was 16 (25 now), so I'm not flaky on it. I've got a stable job with my own place, and I hope I can be there for my future kids, teaching them all the things they should learn and all that dad stuff.

I hope I can make a good dad.

>>34823281
I could give you a good hard spanking for being such a dirty, unpure girl and then fill you up with cum after

is that lewd enough?

>>34823279
serbi vse petuhi

>>34823281
I'm good at dealing with kids, dogs too strangely. They're easy to understand. My sister's kids love me, she has me babysit them sometimes.

You don't want to have kids when you're too old either it takes a lot of energy to keep up with them.

>tfw no bf that listens to rymcore like sun city girls and the gerogerigegege

>>34823309
hnnnggg.... Beep boop.

>>34823281
>Can it get even lewder than that?

Depends on what else you like. I can go anywhere you want with your fetishes

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>fembots
Are robots doomed to be catfished/ghosted forever?

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Reminder: Fembots are a myth, they don't exist

>>34823494
I'm a myth???

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>>34823573
You are real, but you are not a fembot. Much in the same way I am real, but am not a werewolf.

>>34823573
>can run out of the house right now and get laid
Whatever you are, you don't belong here.

>>34822485
you mean,me? I'm pretty sure i'm a Serb ^_^

>>34823667
The femdom girl I spoke to over IM ages ago?

>>34822433
That'll only work if you're already in a chat with her, and not in a general thread on here

Not that I actually want to meet anyone off of here, so maybe that attitude also stops anything from happening

>>34823707
i'm not into femdom tho..that's disgusting.

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>>34823667
zdravo kako si mi danas? let's chat! do you have steam or discord or a mail where I can contact you?

>>34823767
That's ok I guess. 2 serb girls are better than 1.

>>34823494
The men who notice me are more like rotten food.

>>34823767
What are you into?

Prudeish but cute things I bet.

>>34823830
Which you would eat happily if you were truly starving.

>>34823281
I think I'd make a good father except my lactation fetish might get in the way of feeding our baby.

>>34823783
zdravo i tebi,ja sam odlicno!i have steam and discord,here is an email you can get to me @ [email protected]
>>34823842
i'd rather not tell ,sorry

>>34823850
That's true but I doubt most lonely robots would respond positively if a elderly Muslim woman winked at them or if scruffy mentally ill homeless woman asked if he wanted to get married.

>>34824072
>i'd rather not tell ,sorry
Why not. Is it weird? Nothing's too weird for me anon.

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>FEMBOTS
>FEM
>BOTS
>FEMALE
>ROBOTS
>FEMALES WITH ROBOT ISSUES

nuke this fucking thred

>>34824125
I think she's shy/wants to keep it private

>>34824072
odakle si?
dodji u petak u 13h u 3 carrots pub iliti irish u kneza milosa u beogradu, nemoj da kasnis. imacu crveni sal, razgovaracemo pola sata.
ako nisi ruzna mozemo probati anal

>>34824115
Of course not. There's nothing wrong with having standards for both men or women. I just hate dishonesty.

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>Ideal Fembot

>White
>Motherly
>Shy
>No more than three sexual partners of whom she has been in relationships with all of them
>Healthy and active in some form
>Doesn't like non-white men
>5'0 - 5'9
>Reads a lot, especially history

>>34824125
i just find it weird when i talk to people about fetishes/kinks so openly.it's kind of a personal thing,you know.
>>34824206
something like that i guess

>>34824115
Biggest false equivalency I've heard all day.

>>34824212
jesam srpkinja al sam u srbiji trenutno,izvini

>>34822111
>But this is a fembot thread so post >tfw no bf feels instead I guess.
>lesbians need not apply

>>34824115
That's a bullshit comparision
Most robots don't want anything more than a girl their age and their level of fitness.

>>34822958
>My period came yesterday, I'm having the time if my life with these cramps. Currently cocooned in my sheets hoping they'll get better.

I always feel bad for girls when this happens to them.
I hate seeing people sick or in pain.

>>34823830
Well what are your standards for men then?

The main issue isn't even standards, it's how biased the dating scnene is towards women in the sub 30 age range.

Look at the men in your family, and take an average in terms of attractiveness. That's your league genetically. If your cut off is above that or you would generally only date well above that league, then you're being unreasonable. If your standards are at a slightly lower level and you're aiming at your own level genetically, then you are being perfectly reasonable

>>34823075
>get out there and you'll find someone eventually.

This is terrible advice.
Do not be passive about things like that.
I did, and I'm a 25 year old virgin.

>>34824267
Its a gender-switched example from my actual real life.

why are all the girls here american? Is there any British fembots here

>>34824405
My point was that you're not limited to the people listed in that example.

>>34824369
You have to find a balance obviously, but what I'm saying is sitting on r9k begging for a gf get you nowhere

>>34824426
yup hi mate

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where are the Canuck fembots

>>34824492
there are none, and the ones that do exist are crazy.

>>34824492
Where in Canada are you fromanon?

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>>34822488
Oscar sounds like a cool dude

>>34822488
he is not pretty, how can anyone fall for him?
>sadboys
>lifting
got good taste though

>>34824519
Alberta

>>34824513
interesting

>>34822699
are you sure you didnt go from fat to fatter, anon?

>>34822488
Oscar you cunt, why did you have to ruin it for the rest of us? Why do you have to be such a fuckin sociopath?

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Why do these threads exist

>tfw decent looking Scandinavian
>tfw willing to travel but overseas is a bit too far
>tfw all the fembots are Aussies or Mericans

>>34822935
fuck, you sound like the perfect dad anon

>>34822699
kek there's no way that ogre was ever female

>>34824579
>dadzoned

>>34822111
why does girls have to have a whole thread dedicated to them?
like they werent attentionwhoring enough in the first place

>>34822488
>there are psychopaths and narcissists sharing /r9k/ with you right now
wew

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>>34824575

wow that really made my brain matter rearrange itself and produce thoughts I didn't know were possible to think before.

>>34824577
Try living in the UK, most of the "fembots" are normies to a decent degree.

>>34824639
I'd never want to move to the UK, but flying over there is easy.

Where should I go?

>>34823325
nigga shut da fuck up

>>34824639
whats wrong with that?

>tfw no normie gf to teach me how to live

>>34824468
Are you the NEET fembot? How old are you? Are you cute and hot?

>>34824670
why? you gonna make me? You wanna fight right now?

>>34824253
oscar gtfo

>>34824252
Who gives a fuck about your ideal, you 5'9 manlet? kek

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>>34824579
NOW
SHINE

STARLIGHT BLAZING IN THE VOID!

ENDLESS
SUNSHINE!!

>>34824468
what part of the uk are you from? I'm in the north west

>>34824664
I didn't actually suggest you come over here scandi, just that maybe going after women on /r9k/ isn't a good idea.

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>>34824579
>that feel when daddy af

>>34824709
I'm 6'0, I just want at least a few inches.

>>34824577
>>tfw all the fembots are Aussies

>tfw people keep saying this but you can never find one near you, despite being Australian

>>34824694
I'm 19 and at university, I'm definitely not hot but I've been told I'm cute I guess as I look young
>>34824740
South, sorry dude

>>34824839
Yeah, I dunno man, I've heard that there are supposed to be tons of fembots where I am, but I've only met one and she cut contact pretty quick.

Hell from this thread, it looks like there are more in Serbia than near me.

>>34824898
Southeast here. What are you studying?

>>34824839
I've been talking to 2 aussies lately. It's fun and they're lewd as shit, but it really is way too far away.
They're both from Melbourne by the way

>>34824940
I'm from the southeast but studying in south. Philosophy

Tfw robot bf I want to marry

>>34824972
>They're both from Melbourne

I live on the other side of this country, which is somewhat less populated.

It is good though, because I am as far away from Melbourne as possible.

>>34825006
>Philosophy

Cool. Feels like an age since I was at uni - went to the Midlands.

What brought you to /r9k/ fembot? Do you fit into the whole freshers lifestyle or not?

>>34825018
how did you get a robot bf? what is he like?

>inb4 describes chad with glasses

tfw no Serb fembot (male)

>>34825091
Wish I'd gone further north, the cost of living here is ridiculous.
I'm just bored I guess, yeah I don't really fit in with other girls/people all that much because of differing opinions/interests etc. I suck at talking to people, can't stand clubbing and stuff like that. So basically I'm fucked

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>tfw no fembot gf

this comment is original

>>34824898
Whereabout in the south?

Originalo

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>tfw no slavic gf

why even live? I tried but clearly never had a chance to begin with

>>34825196
I empathise with that feeling one hundred percent. That's why I tried to get involved in societies that caught my eye. Had a lot of fun.

What sort of guys and what age range would you consider as far as dating goes fembot?

>>34825106
Different girl here but also have robot bf. He introduced me to this website. He is kind and funny, and the stereotypical neckbeard and a bit chubby. Used to be shy but has come out of his shell in the last few years

>>34825006
What's your personal favorite philosophy and what are you studying?

>>34825018
This is nice.
It's nice to see things work out for people.

>>34825226
not saying where exactly, but south coast

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>>34824972
>melbourne
mega red flag m8. ghost them right now

>>34825253
I tried with societies at the beginning but I'm so bad at sticking to it and talking to people even in those situations. If I tried to join one now, everyone would already be in their friend groups.
I would say 18-25, depending on a lot of factors I suppose. Someone who can actually have an intelligent conversation/debate, challenge me when I'm wrong and not just go with it. Someone who takes control of situations, plans ahead, has ambition, and is protective. That's just the 'dream guy' though.

>grew up ugly
>get asked out as a joke occasionally (haha so funny)
>slowly develop mistrust towards everyone
>grow into my features, stop eating and lose a ton of weight
>guys still don't even see me as a female because I have a "bro-tier personality"
>growing up that alone has made me unable to relate to anyone
>resentful of pretty girls who have been pretty/at least normal looking their whole lives
>resentful of guys
>probably going to die alone just because I can't stand anyone else
>I'm ambivalent and not sure if I should be more upset about it

>>34822488
Dude I love Sam Hyde

>>34825452
Tfw two years older than this.
Tfw no uni cutie gf

>>34825335
Probably Southampton then desu

Also don't worry, noone will be able to identify you on University alone

>>34825314
I can't give away what I'm studying without my university becoming obvious. But I actually like Ancient Philosophy best

>>34825452
I'm not the guy you were talking to, but what you're describing sounds a lot like me. Unfortunately I live in Canada.

>>34825495
wrong, but that was my second choice. I know, but better safe than sorry ey

>>34825341
Why can't we just wall off Melbourne?

Or nuke it. If Melbourne were turned into a giant glass crater, this country would improve tenfold.

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>tfw cant even relate to fembots

Ive talked to so many and they're all druggies with a lot or relationship and life experience. Never thought id be the pure one.


Femboys truly do not exist

>>34825542
gas chambers m8y

>>34825305
how did you become his gf? you say he's shy but how does a shy guy get a gf when women want confident guys who will approach them?

>>34825456
Pretty much the female version of me (and a lot of other guys on this board probably)

Not super attractive now, but definitely good enough to get a gf if I had a normie personality

But really I'm just bitter and can't bring myself to trust others fully as normies seem to do

Plus whilst having learned how to behave in normal social settings, actually connecting with women is still very odd to me, they just think so differently

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>>34825554
hey do you want to talk or something?

>>34825529
oh no, Canada is where all the coolest dudes reside

has any fellow fembots gave up on normies relationships and tried going all out from a reclusive virgin to a casual 'slut'?

i'm considering this route, fight club style

>>34825579
Sure, but are you a drugged up roastie

>>34825452
>Someone who can actually have an intelligent conversation/debate, challenge me when I'm wrong and not just go with it.

Please exist closer to me.

>>34825456
post contact details

>>34824696
Take your gay wrestling somewhere else

>>34825577
definitely not a female version of anyone on this board, since they still desire human companionship. good luck though

>>34825630
the entire point is that I don't want to be in contact with anyone

>>34825571
He was a little more confident around me because
a) No matter how shy he was, he wasn't more shy than I was
b) We both got on so well that it just kind of worked, I can't explain it.
also we were forced to work together in class, and then ended up going to the same party and being the only two shy drunk people there.

>>34825506
So stuff like Plato, Aristotle, ect? I've started reading some plato recently, but other than that I've never really read any philosophical works, just sort of thought things out in my own head.

>>34825584
that's probably because of how cold it is. There's like a meter of snow on the ground where I am now.

>>34825539
>second choice

I can't really think of a good Uni on the southern coastline other than Southhampton (if you consider that good)

Also had Southampton as one of my back up choices

>>34825456
do you have a lot of male friends?

>>34825663
>since they still desire human companionship

Sounds ascended desu. There might be the occasional guy that can relate

I can't, but good luck to you too I guess

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>>34825622
uhm no actually I am neither

>>34825584
>Canada is where all the coolest dudes reside
As a Canadian I can confirm this statement. I am not one of those "cool dudes" though

>>34825663
no matter who you are aint noone born into this world to be alone.

>>34825674
Yeah, I've studied classics before so I enjoy the link between the two subjects
I find the philosophy of today interesting, and so to take it back so many years to hear what they thought back then is great

>>34825738
A girl (male)?

origf

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>>34825456
Same, but I had resentment to myself instead of others.

Since I'm male none of the lads bullied me but all the girls did, which on turn made me more frightened than hateful towards them.

Now in uni, I can only be smooth with girls when I'm drunk, still haven't decided yet to fuck with basic roastie bitches or just enjoy myself.

At least I don't hate myself as much anymore, I'm just tired all the time and bored with everything

>>34825677
well I'm giving no more clues, sorry! Yeah Southampton is good, just wasn't to my taste

>>34825826
How do you feel about determinism? I've been struggling with our apparent lack of a free will for years. It's one of my main worries, that we simply have the illusion of conciousness, free will and choice but are really just on a really complicated set of rails. I'm aware that there are subsets of determinism that also allow for free will, but I have trouble believing it exists in a world where everything seems governed by cause and effect.

>>34825897
I think it's important to consider it in relation to morality; there's a reason that prisons are correctional facilities not punitive ones.

>>34825684
Yes, but I have a lot of friends in general. I'd say I have more male friends than female but only because my field of study is primarily full of guys

>>34825715
thanks

>>34825804
that's really stupid

>>34825863
I stopped hating myself entirely when I started siphoning off my hatred to other people lol

>>34825897
Jesus christ this is babby's first phil class material. people worry about this shit when they're fourteen years old. please try to find something a bit less basic to think about

>>34825341
Yeah, I just might. One legitimately has BDP and is considering selling herself, and the other just kind of sent a bunch of nudes then fucked off.

>>34822111

>no bf
>tfw not having a dude with brain and penis switched
>tfw not having a dude texting me for no reason (except he's horny and alone and texting me only to notify me about it)
>tfw not having a dude willing to have sex every fuckin' time we are in a 973 miles radius
>tfw

>>34822488
steins;gate is not bad
overrated, sure, but not inherently awful

>>34825944
I don't believe you have the ability to think about anything in-depth whatsoever.

You seem like someone with a very weak superficial knowledge.

>>34825971
Oh shut the fuck up originally

>>34825452
>describing me to a tee

Would you only look in the UK for someone?

I'm from Norway

>>34825944
You're probably right but I don't care. I don't like other people telling me what to think so I tend to go where my own thoughts take me rather than letting someone else dictate my beliefs. If that makes me baby tier then I guess that's who I am.

>>34825939
People say that and yet society as a whole treats them as punative, especially in the case of extremely severe crimes. Nobody's going to want a child rapist or mass murderer rehabilitated.

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>>34825456
be my gee eff

>fembot
what did OP mean by this?

>>34825971
What does that even mean? Sounds like you're just bitter about something.

>>34825897
I pretty much agree with >>34825939 (who wasn't me)
(sorry, too busy right now to give an essay-style response haha)

>>34825987
what makes you say that

>>34825998
fair enough I guess

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>>34825971
>tfw no tfw when tfw

>>34825995
If that's describing you to a tee, I'm surprised you're single.
But yes, sorry

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>>34825944
I'm just not hateful in that way, I don't know, it's just how I am, it takes a lot for me to be angry at someone or something for a long time.

>>34826024
np, my reply is up here.

>>34825998

You studying for an exam or something?

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>>34825855
ah well, no. I see where this is going. Didn't know you were looking for a girl (female) or girl (male), I just wanted to talk

>>34826088
I was just kidding, I don't actually hate anyone. For the most part I find people really interesting and I enjoy spending time with them, but only in a very superficial way. I don't like having close friends or spending time with people who know me or like me on a ~deep~ level

it's tiring to legitimately hate people, what I feel is more of an irritation

>>34825554
same here, though I haven't actually tried really talking to them extensively. just their posts in these threads scare me away. would you like to talk? (I also love some idolm

>>34826069
>I'm surprised you're single
Single but not KHV. I'm simply shy and have trouble meeting girls, but once I'm on friendly terms with them it quickly develops.

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Choose your r9k roastie

>>34826152
I get you, I spend most of my days in my own bubble, usually after a night out I avoid people entirely because I much prefer to stay wrapped up in bed watching tv than speaking at all.

I only tell people more personal stuff if they've approached me first with that kind of thing.

I'm probably not making too much sense, I get like this when it's late

>>34826250
the average age seems to be about 14-15 based off of their appearances. all normies
>tfw no mature shut-in fembot gf

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>>34826250
Roasties (1/2)

>>34826250
who is that QT smoking and drinking from the mug

>>34826250
I bet these fucking roasties really think they're robots

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>>34826319
>>34826306

you arent wrong. ive run into a 15 year old literal fucking stacy

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>>34826356
You're going to GET THIS THREAD REMOVVEEED AHHHHHHGGGGG

>>34826319
8 is extremely qt.

would make my internet gf and be extremely jealous if she had any orbiters.

>>34826358
>number 6
hnnnngh. beautiful

>>34826250
>>34826319
>>34826358
they're all lovely <3

and Ciara looks like a dork with those glasses

>>34826408
>>34826411

You fucking normie children

Get some taste

>>34826356
not my type, but not ugly. you look like a bear.

>>34826401
sorry

>>34826449
i should just go gay.

>>34826356
you look like that guy every stacy uses to get them shit and who is too afraid to make a move on his oneitis. basically, you look like you're too nice and no one would be afraid to be mean to you.

>>34826250
Far right, 3rd from the bottom, please.

>>34826024


to elaborate on this a bit

>>34825998

I feel like society likes to have it's cake and eat it too in this regard. We will make excuses for some criminals based on how they were forced into their life of crime and violence, but condemn and vilify people who really had no choice, who committed a crime due to a severe mental illness or something similar. We call them "monsters" but a sociopath cannot help that they were born without empathy, it's just the way they are. So why do we hold such a double standard? I think it's because people hate the idea that mental illness fucks with their preconceptions of free will and self determination.

>>34826468
This, but not ugly, I think you look kinda cute. I guess you just need to find a girl who isn't a Stacy though.

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>>34826467
Ty bbe

>>34826468
>you look like that guy every stacy uses to get them shit and who is too afraid to make a move on his oneitis. basically, you look like you're too nice and no one would be afraid to be mean to you.

WOW. Anon, it hurts to hear those words but it rings of truth. I am sort of not gonna deal with women anymore (political, i am not political and I don't want to deal with identity) but those words.

>>34826319
i want to make 10 my little slutty baby girl
holy fucking shit

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>>34826540
Does anyone else think that the sweeping changes of norms, and how there are no templates for us to follow is what leads many of us to our current mess?

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taking applicants for fembots

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>>34826623
Desperate faggot b gone

>>34826623
zozzle you look like you like getting fisted in the butthole.

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>>34826691
hit the nail on the head, but atleast i have something to show for

>>>34826319
Five. Five. FIVE. If you are out there pls respond. You are fucking perfect.

>>34826691
Idk why but this post made me laugh originally

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Looking for a girl in Australia still
pls resbond

>>34826752
she is the spitting image of Edna Mode.
shit taste, anon

>>34826250
>>34826319
>>34826358
Y is there no clementine on this list?

>>34826719
im open minded

>>34826721
Go to /soc/ innit mate, I just don't want this thread being killed

Fembots how do you feel about hair dyed wacky colors?

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>>34826828
no /soc/ is not enough for me since i only get 7/10 and the occasional 8/10.

>>34826833
Originallt disgusting

>>34826903
Make your own thread then, this just isnt that kind of thread

>>34826903
>thinking you'll get anything more than 3-4/10 here

>>34822488
>Get a fembot GF
>She starts getting paranoid that I'm cat fishing her like Oscar
>Relationship falls apart because of this

Thanks for the warning bro :)

>>34826903
Your attitude makes you a 3/10 now go away

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>>34826833
Mine was done blonde for Halloween and I get all da pussi


Not even joking, each time I've tried to get a girls number since, it's worked, no glasses work too, but yeah

>>34826935
or else what, you'll start shouting like an autist?

nah im good mate.

>>34826966
:(

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>fembot thread
>barely any women post in it

What do femanons think about guys who have extremely low self esteem and no confidence?
Is that a deal breaker?

haha

I just wish I could find a girl as broken as me so she would still appreciate me. But I suppose they don't often exist being that a girl can get validation far easier than I.

>>34826833
gross
but then again I feel the same about girls with wacky hair colors like neon green

>>34827024
Not a dealbreaker for me. But it might ne difficult for someone to be as patient as you need them to be if they're as broken as you. Might be difficult meeting one too since we'd rather stay at home

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>>34826997
No it gets the thread deleted you acne riddled spastic, either shift your greasy body to another thread or just fuck off all together.

>>34827083
I'm only super confident when I'm drunk

Any other time I'm asleep

>tfw no nonsexual motherly fembot gf

>>34827083
For me, I'd be more comfortable with meeting someone that I met online and one on one, talking to strangers or in groups irl is too much. Sometimes I imagine that I just need someone to help me out of my shell a bit, but if I had a gf I know I'd just get comfy with her and still not want to talk to anyone else, ever.
Where are you from anyway?

>>34827225
Same except I can fake being normal with strangers I'll only meet once in my life. Still exhausting though.
I think so as well. It's easier to have someone who's at least one step ahead to hold your hand and guide you. I don't think you should just shut everything else out once you get a GF though. You'd become too dependant on each other, better use the opportunity to push each other in the right direction.

Also I'm from Yurop.

>>34826803
Who the fuck is Clementine?

>>34827225
I'm the same way. It's why it's hard to get a gf, cos the whole not wanting a huge social life is a dealbreaker for a lot of them.

>>34825971

I legitimately read this like four times and I can't figure out what's going on in this post. I can't decide if you're telling us you want to succ or are glad you aren't being bothered to fucc.

>>34827576
Having a social life is easy, I just go out and drink a lot, worked for me so far

>>34827363
>Yurop
Australia is the worst for getting a gf, our cities are so far apart and nothing in between them. I think I should move to yurop! Also, I have no problem being dependent.

>>34827658
I don't really wanna hang around those sorts of people though. I'm sure I could make friends or even get a girl doing that, but it'd probably fall apart for me because I don't like to go out and party.

>>34827658
what if I really fucking dislike most people I meet

>>34822111
DONT
GIVE
CUNTS
ATTENTION
SOC
TIER
SHIT
BACK
TO
SOC
SAGE CUNTS THREADS

>>34827785
>sage
>after 268 replies
ok

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>tfw get a robot bf
>he lives far away
>don't currently have money to bring him here
>our sleep schedules are currently opposite so we barely talk now
He is probably too cute for me anyway

>>34827826
I wish that meme would die
it's not a real bf/gf if u haven't met

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>>34827785
Tell me, anon, how am I supposed to get a qt fembot gf without posting in one of these threads?

>>34827856
You still wont, even by posting in these threads

>>34827826
If you're in Yurop you could probably find someone closer. so many people here are in yurop and australia

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I'm so afraid of the future. I don't like interacting with people. Every person I have ever met has disappointed me. It feels like I don't belong anywhere.

I don't know if it'll get better. The only thing that helps me keep going is the dream that one day I will be successful in life and make these fucks my wagecucks.

>>34827854
What if you were dating online for 3 years, then meet them for a month, and then go back home for a year?

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>>34827856
>qt
Nobody who posts here is qt.
>fembot
No such thing, females can't be robots.
>gf
See >>34827854

>>34827856
>fembot
this doesn't exist
also, begging for pussy won't get you anywhere close to one.
stupid betas.
SAGE

>>34827702
You're underestimating clubs, not all of them are typical loud pop music remix shit houses, 90% of the time I go to a place that plays more alternative music, like rock and whatever, everyone I meet have similar interests to me

>>34827723
If you don't like them just drink enough until you forget them :^)

>>34827926
>dating online for 3 years
Holy shit dude that's a long time. Why wouldn't one of you have moved, got a holiday visa, or something. If I really felt for someone I'd move or have them move to me. Dating online forever is stupid.

>>34827854
You're just a retard on a Mongolian moving picture board, what makes you think your opinion is important to anyone

>>34827926
then you're a cuck because you better be sure that she as a female won't wait without sex for 3 years with all the options she have. online dating is for cucks.
sage

>>34827905
I'm in the US, there's plenty of anons in my region, but I don't really want anybody else

>>34822488
Emma, please stop!

>>34827991
>>34827937
go away angry autists
*bumps thread* XD

>>34828031
So you're just gonna willingly subject yourself to sad loneliness over one guy who probably doesn't think that much of you?

Kinda baffling. You should really just move on, even if you're just living for yourself for a little while, you'll be better off.

>>34822488
tfw no oscar bf to play games with

>>34828031

hopefully he or she will appreciate your loyalty.
I am in the same boat

>>34828088
I'm not that lonely. I can wait for someone I think I'll actually like. It's gotten to the point where I feel like I can't be with someone who isn't from 4chan because they can't understand things I talk about. So it's worth it to wait

>>34826476
hey that's actually me,and i'm still on the omegle tag.

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>>34828190

I hope ur cool and nice. If u date a boy from here dont break his heart ok?

>>34828297
i'm not dumb enough to date or keep in contact with anyone from here...sorry

>>34828352
Not everyone from here is a bad person. But I get what you mean. It'd be nice to have people like you in the dating pool of this site though. (assuming you are a good person)

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>>34824543
I am in Calgary, you?

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>>34828297
>>34828352

Absolutely funni

>>34828447
from past experiences i'd rather not keep in contact with people,it's why i'm on omegle.i love talking to people but i know that someone would hurt me eventually if we talked outside of it.not everyone is bad,of course,but bad things will happen.

>>34828456
Edmontonononon

>>34828352
That's nasty and cruel.

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>>34828519
Hey! Cool to see another edmontonfag posting

>>34824212
anone ostaces nevin dok ne jebes u picku

>>34828564
obviously,original bot

>>34828751
Tldr: I say I don't want a gf but I do lol

>>34828858
i do want a gf, just not her.
tfw oneitis.

>>34828573
It's been so cold lately

You know what really sucks? Distance. Inevitably anyone who I'd really like to date ends up living way too far away from me for it to be feasibly possible.

Fuck distance.

>>34828880
I've only realised recently that a oneitis is silly, 90% of the time you've missed the window for attraction.

I missed mine and now I just do what I want

>>34828939
>the window for attraction
I don't understand this concept. If someone's attraction has a time limit, it was never real to begin with.

>>34826803
Who is this? You know clem too?

>>34828913
You can close the distance with love.

My mom and I have started talking about sex stuff a lot recently and it's kind of awesome.

We talk about my dad's friends that are sexy and sometimes we get drunk and chat up Tinder guys.

>>34827557
A fembot I talked to on kik last year

awiygwniy

>>34828983
It's a real thing, some people just start seeing you in a different way if you leave it too long

>>34826250
>>34826319
>>34826358
Alright, now post the pretty ones.

>>34829035
Yeah but a lot of people simply are interested in long distance relationships. It's sure as hell not my exact slice of pie.

>>34826319
7

Probably qt enough when she smiles, but homely enough to probably stay loyal.

>>34829077
>404: attractive fembots not found

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>>34828894
Today was pretty nice, makes up for the recent shitty weather we've had. Upcoming week is supposed to warm up a fair bit too

>>34829035
It's not worth it, you just end up changing your life for someone only to have them leave you.

>>34828190
Oh, well you look very nice.

>>34829077
I would say like two thirds of them are pretty. The remaining one third are mostly just not my type.

>>34829081
It's definitely not a good substitute for an irl relationship, but I guess if you're desperate enough, you'll make it work

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>lurk this thread
>still no gf
>sitting home alone bored

>>34829151
thanks a lot anon,i don't look quite the same anymore

>>34829038
No offense but that's fucking weird.

Do fembots really discuss sex and getting fucked with their moms?

>>34826250
>>34826319
>>34826358
I want to impregnate every single one of them.

>>34829199
As long as you still have that adorable smile

>>34829199
Can you post a picture of your cute face here.

>>34829050
Any pics of her? Or tits?

>>34829199
I just talked to you on omegle, you're qt as ever don't worry

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>>34829263
You stay the fuck away from her, alright? I talked to her once and she was kind of cunt but I made her laugh a lot. She was kind of dom too compared to me. I wish she wouldve been my dom gf

>>34829341
>>34829379
GET ON OMEGLE!!!

>>34829162
Two thirds of them are average, with one per pic being above average at most.

>>34829404
which one, anon.
also dom gfs tend to be very mean overall, not just dominant.

>>34829433
I'm never ever telling. I worked too hard on her to be swept away by Chad.

>>34829017
who is this? and not super well but we've spoken a bit yes
>>34829393
i don't think she ever posted tits on here(could be wrong), i have a pic somewhere

>>34829487
>being so beta, that other robots are Chads compared to you
It can't be! The legendary super cuck!

>>34829487
good on you, keep her safe and pure

>>34829249
It really isn't that weird.

She just doesn't talk about sex stuff involving dad because that would be a little awkward, mostly she talks about being a slut in college and how awesome the 80s were.

I talk more about sex stuff, I told her I made a boy finger me on our family vacation to Disney land way back when I was like 14 and she thought it was hilarious that I actually had to force a guy to touch my vagina.

Around the holidays my dad went on a hunting trip with an uncle and brother in law so mom and I went to a bar and I asked a boy to show us his dick and he did so I flashed him some vag and mom let him peak down her shirt.