Conservative bros?

>>34823028
im a conservative but it only makes me hate myself and humanity more

>>34823028
I fish with my uncle from time to time.

It's alright

No, they just meme about Trump and complain about how taxes are theft, liberals are retarded, and melanin americans are destroying the country.

They have no regard for the personal responsibility and achievement that are looked upon highly by many conservatives.

In fact I find it pretty ironic that the right has nothing but contempt for losers, deadbeats, and profoundly flawed individuals, yet there are hordes of seemingly right-wing robots. That''s some major cognitive dissonance right there.

>hunting

Turtle Doves and Ducks

>fishing

Yes, whenever I can.

>Can you change a flat?

I do amateur autocross

>Do you workout?

No. That's regarded as a gay thing for sissy city boys.

>Do you go to church? How is church? Are the people nice?

My girlfriend drags me to Lutheran Church. I was raised Catholic though.

I'm a communist though

>>34823028
>Do any of you go hunting? Fishing? Can you change a flat? Do you workout?
kek

>>34823028
We do all those things but not with gay faggot picture posting fruitcakes like you

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>>34823045
I feel like this sometimes too. But ever since I started going to church again I feel like a nicer and more caring person.

>>34823072
I wish my Dad would take me fishing, he's always busy with work though.

>>34823160
>that the right has nothing but contempt for losers, deadbeats, and profoundly flawed individuals,

I used to be like that. But it only takes one hard look in the mirror to see that I'm no different, and that I shouldn't judge people.

I'm thinking about volunteering at an animal shelter, maybe getting a dog too.

Any suggestions for good doggos?

>>34823028

why is he dressed in Mexican attire (cowboy)?

>>34823160
>No, they just meme about Trump and complain about how taxes are theft, liberals are retarded, and melanin americans are destroying the country.

this

i wish i was the steroetype redneck conservative but i aint

>>34823028
>tfw wanna be a cowboy but live in west coast Canada
what do lads

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>tfw to inteligent to be one of thoes stuped liberal's

>>34823028
Conservatives have this weird obsession with manliness, not like liberals that out right hate it, but conservatives like it too much..

>>34823310
>be me
>be conservative
>don't give a shit about manliness
Well?

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>>34823173
>No. That's regarded as a gay thing for sissy city boys.

Hmm, why is this? I workout all the time.

>>34823217
Move. To. The. South.

>>34823268
Better than being a centrist who can't form his own opinion.

>>34823310
Being manly isn't a bad thing. It's better than spending your entire day watching anime or playin vidya.

>>34823028
>Do any of you go hunting?
Yes every year.

>Fishing?
A lot in the Summer and Fall.

>Can you change a flat?
Yes.

>Do you workout?
Obviously.

>Do you go to church?
Yes.

>How is church?
Filled with disgusting single mothers and ex-party whores trying to settle down.

>Are the people nice?
Everyone but the women under 40 are.

>>34823347
Never said it's a bad thing, I just find their obsession odd. I've met plenty of normal conservatives though.

>>34823028
I don't really do any of those things. Can change a flat. Used to work out. So much that I actually gave myself stretch marks that I now have to live with.

Used to go to church. Learned early it was just a scam.

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I'm a right-wing socialist art fag.
I don't hunt because I live in the city and I like animals. Guns in general are cool, though.
I fish occasionally with my uncle.
I can change a flat tire but I'm by no means an expert on cars.
I work out regularly.
I don't go to church except for holidays. I'm not anti-religious, and feel like church is a good thing, but I don't feel like I can merely 'go through the motions' on something like religion. Maybe if there was a church that did old style latin mass.

I go shooting sometimes, mostly target practice but I've hunt white tail deer, white winged doves, Boers with my dad and uncle but it's been awhile. But when I do kill it's mostly possums, nutria, rats, you know rodent removal. My dad likes fishing on the Laguna Madre but I've never cared for it. Cars and trucks are alright, I drive a 2000 Jeep grand Cherokee 4x4 and I know how to do basic maintenance and repairs on other cars and trucks. I need to start working out again, been gaining weight because of my it job for the police department, so I guess I'll change my eating habits once I know how to do it.

>>34823028
>hunting
Yep.

>fishing
Definitely. I feel it helps steele my nerves a little.

>can you change a flat
Yep.

>workout
From time to time. I don't really obsess over it but I try to stay healthy.

>church
Fuck no.

>hunt and fish

It's been awhile, I miss it. Typically just shoot for fun.

>change a flat

Yes, and I think it's a skill everyone should learn.

>working out

Working on being able to work out again (physical therapy for my back and shoulders).

>church

No, I've never been fond of going.

Basically leaves me with guns. Who else fucking loves shooting?

>>34823028
>tfw you are liberal and do all of those things.

>>34823818
Are you sure you are liberal? Dave Rubin of the Rubin Report who was part of the Young Turks just came out as conservative. After realizing he wasn't a progressive after all and now calls them regressives.

>>34823890
I would describe myself more as a Socialist actually, and I actually do think most Liberals are regressive. Point was that conservatives aren't the only people who do these things.

>>34823028
None of those things are conservative.

Funny I'm a dirty liberal and do all those things except go to church

>>34823347
You work out in a gym. That shit is for pussies.

>>34823028

I do all of those but I don't particularly feel like that makes me conservative. Sure, I vote republican, but that's mainly to do with economics.

>>34823347
>Hmm, why is this? I workout all the time.

Cause 9 to 5 work is already a workout.

>>34823199
>multicultural cowboys

biggest meme of the old west

>>34823028

no,no,no,no,no,n/a,n/a

>>34824483
But why my dude?

>>34823028
>Do any of you go hunting? Fishing?
Live in a noguns country unfortunately.
Used to enjoy fishing and am quite knowledgeable about it, but don't do it any more.

>Can you change a flat?
I could probably assemble a car from all the separate parts if I had to.

>Do you workout?
I try to, my job is pretty physically demanding and the general state of the world makes me depressed, so I don't have the energy sometimes.

>Do you go to church? How is church? Are the people nice?
I did, but it wasn't for me.
The people there were, for lack of a better word, cucked.
Their Christianity was nothing to them except a weakness that could be manipulated.
They accepted homosexuality and promiscuity from the people there, the girls my age were all normie sluts.

Golf is a pretty conservative game, I play a lot of golf

Golf is a really awesome game to play alone which is why I take to it so well

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>tfw my gf changes our flat tire while I sit on the curb and play pokemon

>>34824483
This. I consider myself a conservative person but I'm a complete recluse. I don't know how some of you people actually have the energy or motivation to do some of these activities. I'm lucky if I can take a shower or eat something for the day.

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>>34823028
>Hunting
Hard to do since I'm from Europe, still trying to meet someone who's into and join them.
>Fishing
Sure, in the summer. My grandpa has this beautiful boat, I take it out as much as I can during summer.
>Change a flat
Isn't that common knowledge? My dad taught me when I was 8.
>Workout?
Yeah, gotta do something to keep strong.
>Church?
Nope, wasn't raised religious and I'm still not, but I'll vote Christian just to see some decency and morals in our country.

I've literally never been to a church with nice people.

Churches seems to attract the whisper behind your back types of people especially in the small town I live in.

>>34823028

I'm a liberal and I do all of those except the church cuckoldry, that's just not my scene. I don't like hanging around groups of people that agree with each other.

>>34825640

Where in Yurp?

No hunting because I only eat plants. Guns are great but I own them for fun and home security. Used to compete in MMA, but wasn't that good, and now a little too old. I still run, weights, push ups, pull ups every day.

Not the /pol/ type conservative either. I'm a fiscal conservative and not a racist identerian. I do think that liberals are too weak and the ultimate masochist. They are spineless that's why they won't speak out on anything unless they think they have the upper hand.

>>34825780
Netherlands, why do you ask?

What the fuck, since when are hunting, fishing and lifting conservative? SJW's finding a way to imply masculine = conservative there for bigoted, sexist and homophobic? Gotta be a nu male faggot if you want to be anywhere on the left guiz

>>34823160
>half of a country must fit neatly into one stereotype
There's your cognitive dissonance.
Becoming an adult requires compromise. The ability to evaluate values and pick the closest choice is critical in any social situation, as it's unlikely you will ever find a fit for your views... unless you are the lowest common denominator.

Alternatively, you could decide to reject any responsibility, see yourself as the good guy by default, anyone on your side as a saint, and anyone with opposite views as literally hitler.

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>>34823028
>Do any of you go hunting?
couple times
> Fishing?
3-4 times a year
>Can you change a flat?
way more than that
> Do you workout?
yeh boi
>Do you go to church? How is church? Are the people nice?
yes, alright,
Sometimes I feel like the people there are nicer than I deserve, or that if they knew me better they'd dislike me.