Have you ever convinced a straight person to let you suck their

>>34824438
I asked him and at first he laughed but then he let me do it

>>34824546
What did you say exactly? Also was he your friend? What did either of you say afters?

>>34824438
I did but it was a lot more awkward than you'd think. He was open to it and eventually he actually let me do it. He couldn't get hard because I'm a guy and eventually we just kinda...stopped. Didn't talk about it ever again.

It almost never plays out like it does in your fantasies.

>>34825530
I wish someone would suck mine.

>>34824763
>>34824546
Kill yourselves you fucking fags. No one wants you. Your whole identity is about sucking cock and being a slut. You might as well be a real doll because you're not human beings.

>>34825564
I know it's almost like we are...... robots...

>>34824438
>tfw hungry and unironically would eat that

>>34825621
Please don't eat a dick.

>tfw no gay friend to suck my dick

>>34825717
>>34825563
Not straight. Sorry to be the one to have to tell you.

>>34825740
Am I straight though.

if a cute femboy offered to suck my dick, I would not decline.

No, but a friend got me to let him suck my dick and got me to suck his. I guess he was in the right place at the right time. That was back before and during puberty.

No homo.

>>34825774
>Am I straight though.
The fact that you have to ask me is proof alone that no, you are not.

>>34825825
The guy sucking the dick is the gay.

I drunkenly offered my straight friend a blowjob a couple weeks ago.

Apparently he punched me in the chest and I don't think he likes me now.

>>34824438
My friends and I joke about bro jobs, but my only gay friend has never asked to blow me. I shudder at the thought.

>>34826050
Wow, what a stupid way to react to literally being offered a blowjob. If you don't want a free blowjob, fine, but a simple "no" will do just fine. Maybe a "No, thanks," would be better.

>>34826050
>Apparently he punched me in the chest and I don't think he likes me now.
That's fucked. Are you scared he will tell people?

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>>34826157
>fucking faggot he didn't accept my homosexual advances
White people.

>>34826183
>Implying I'm white
>Implying jokes are reality

>>34826183
Wouldn't a sexual advance involve actually touching somebody?

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>>34826232
>i-i-it was just a joke bro, i-i-i'm not even white e-either

>>34826245
Verbally offering your mouth to someone's dick is sufficient to qualify as a sexual advance.

>>34826157

To be fair I was blackout drunk at this point and was repeatedly offering it to him and being hurr durr loud and annoying. I kinda don't blame him.

>>34826169

My entire friend group knows, I'm openly gay with them. That wasn't the worst thing that happened that night though.

>>34825873
Whoever came up with this meme is truly the greatest mental aerialist of our time.

>>34824438
I got my gf's gay friend drunk and let him suck me off was pretty easy

>>34826455
>That wasn't the worst thing that happened that night though.
What happened?

>>34825530
>It almost never plays out like it does in your fantasies.
Yeah I'm sure it would be awkard. Still though I wish I had a friend who's cock I could suck. I've never sucked a dick before though. It would be nice if he let me practice at it and get good .

>>34826455
This is why I'm afraid of getting drunk. Don't know what I'll say or do.
I'm also afraid of getting my painful wisdom teeth removed for the same reason.

>me and my friend (popular chad in hs) got drunk and sucked eachothers dicks in an RV last summer
>we 69d and I fucked his face
H-heh... take that Chad

>>34826765

The guy I offered it to, it was his house. While I was blacked out apparently I pissed over a TV stand and on the floor.

Luckily I have literally a god tier best friend that I don't deserve, he covered my tracks and him and 1 other person in the room are the only ones that know about it.

I'm so ashamed.

>>34826106
They want to practice for girls secretly.

>>34826050
Welp

>>34827779
I understand you don't have friends, so you don't know what banter is. I'm sorry.

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>>34827827
Ouch, that hurt.

I haven't seen any bants that involved being gay

>>34825717
Do guys actually want gay friends for that because holy fuck why don't they speak up