>show someone your phone >accidentally show porn

>phone
end it

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>Having porn on your phone

>>34824819
>phone

Kill yourself

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>>34824819
>browsing women hate thread
>qt cousin walks in
>"hey anon what are you wa..."

>>34824846
>>34824858
There is no excuse to have a smartphone 10 years after the first iPhone. The most broke ass homeless nigger even has one, kill yourselves.

>>34824847
pornography is literally 75% of the reason I use my phone and I have weird fetishes so I don't let anyone see my phone ever

>>34825030
>saving porn on your phone

>>34825003
what about not being a fucking normie you disgusting piece of shit

>>34825077
Fuck you fagtard

>show someone your phone
>with express purpose of demonstrating fetish porn

freeshrugs.tiff

you guys realize it's the hip thing to do now, right?

>>34825218
Shut the fuck up you phone faggot

Proud that my first fap was on a nook

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>>34824819
>Anon let's look at the pictures you've taken

>>34825077
I know you're probably baiting, but I'm a kv with barely any friends and nothing going for me. Does having a smartphone suddenly make me a normie?

>>34825003
What would I use it for? I don't have friends.

>>34825077
Having a phone = being a normie

Nice meme but you cant fool me

>>34824819
Everyone watches porn, I've accidentally done this some twelve times. No-one cares.

>>34825428
why do you even want a phone if you don't have friends? because you are a failed NORMIE

>>34825479
smartphones are litereally degenerate. They ruined the internet and society. Any smart phoone owner is a disgusting piece of shit normie

>>34824819

>Start hearing moaning around me
>Phone accidentally starts playing last browsed porn

I need to lose weight

>>34825055
this. you can even watch porn with a potato phone. mine is three years old, and i can watch all the sick shit i want. fuck i dont even know its brand lol

>>34825488
>accidentally

kekeino

>>34825566
Please kill yourself, you're part of the degenerate problem. Loser virgin who doesn't attempt to reproduce and raise children, but instead shitposting on an anonymous anime themed image board probably fapping to traps and Chinese cartoons. You're a loser if you're here, glass houses my friend.

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>>34824819
Damn, i remember when i was browsing gallery with my friend, I accidentally opened my large hentai collection.

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>>34824819
>at work
>browsing nigger hate thread
>black coworker comes to my desk to hand me some shit
>"wow anon you clicked out of that tab fast, what were you looking at?"

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>go to show someone a picture on my phone
>forgot to delete those penis shots
>massive picture of my erected dong pops up as I open the gallery
kill me

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One time I showed someone something on my computer and for whatever reason they decided to move to another window which was holding 15 incognito tabs of gay bestiality porn.

>>34825748
Should've hit ctrl+shift+t and just stared at him menacingly.

>>34825748
These are called "not safe for work" boards for a reason, idiot.

>>34825801
I had no idea what ctrl shift t was until now. I really hope my mum doesn't find out what it is.
>>34825810
Mate I live life on the edge

>>34824847
I wack it on the toilet, and a computer would be too awkward to handle on the john

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>>34825801
>15 incognito tabs of gay bestiality porn.
So we're just not going to talk about this?

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>show pics on my laptop to my friend
>forgot I had a pic saved of his underage little sister from facebook
>accidentally highlight it so he sees it
>"What's that doing there??"
>Stutter some bullshit answer about having saved it by accident

>last year
>roommates are both fat
>one of them comes in and starts talking to me
>it quickly gets awkward for some reason and he leaves somewhat abruptly
>think "huh that was weird" and turn back around to my monitor
>i had fatpeoplehate on voat open and scrolled all the way to the top

oops

>>34825937
Where do you think you are? That doesn't sound unusual to me.

>>34825712
>resorting to the virgin weeb insult
>on /r9k/
thansk for admitting you are fucking normie scum, now please kill yourself or gtfo of my board at least

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>be at work browsing arcanine
>Have a few trap threads open
>Coworker asks to use my phone to call his ride
>Lend it to him and tell him my password(was going to change it after)
>Few days later coworker friend that I'm banging asks me if I'm gay
>Wtf no
>Says that other coworker told her that he saw gay porn on my phone
>Make up an excuse and we laugh it out

He probably thinks I'm gay or bisexual(which I am to a certain extent) but we still talk about chicks and who we've fucked.

>black coworker wants to see phone because he is interested in model
>he looks at it
>opens browser
>shit I think I left /pol/ open
>closes phone gives it back to me without saying anything

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>go to show my brother something on facebook
>click the search bar
>one of the searches is my 15 year old cousin
I-I swear I was just checking how she was getting on these days, h-haha...

>Friend's phone is slow
>Asks me to fix it
>Alright let's just clear the brows-
>five tabs of porn are open
>not even incognito
>burst out laughing
do you retards not know how to use fucking incognito? I bet you autists save porn to a folder without .nomedia

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>accidentally show them my furbypig torture smut

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>friend steals phone
>start looking at my images
>sees all the nude/trap pics I've taken of myself
>tells entire class I'm a fag

>>34827517
post'em fagboi
original

>>34827517
>>34827546
This, you don't just mention something like that and expect us not to take interest

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>back when I was 15ish
>messaging friend on fuckbook
>hadn't discovered the chans yet, he had
>showed me a magical place called /gif/
>linked me a few "black ass" threads
>get kind of horny since I had no racist tendencies back then
>home alone so might as well fap
>whip my little todger out for a quick one
>hear the door open
>fuckfuckfuck
>put my dick away in time
>it's my brother and his friend, say hello and stuff
>asks to borrow my laptop while stealing it from my lap without waiting for me to say "yes" as he usually does
>like 10 tabs of cock riding gifs on the screen
>some niggress riding a BBC
>him and his friend stare at the gif for a few seconds
>brother says "...nice"
>"aahhhhhhh um i wasn't looking at those myself, my stupid friend linked them to me and i opened them all!"
>he says nothing as I watch him slowly close every single tab, each more degenerate than the last
>give my friend the scolding of a lifetime later on
And here I am years later. Fucking stuck here. At least I know how to ctrl+w now.

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>>34825937
Just another day at 4chan man. Have seen worse than that.