Oxygen is poisonous because everyone who breathes it dies eventually

That's not what poisonous means
Poisonous means it causes death
If someone did not age and breathed oxygen they'd live forever

To live is to die

>>34853484
>this is the best thing you could come up with for a thread
Frog-posters must all have the minds of twelve year-old boys.

wtf i hate oxygen now

Correlation doesn't equal causation, sage

because of chemistry
i have learn that pure O2 or even O3 and O4
is enough to kill a baby but maybe not a full gorwn man

>>34853484
Did you know that pirates also cooled off the planet? With them going extinct, the planet has only gotten warmer. I learned that in Liberal Logic 101

>>34853523
first time this meme has made me kek

>all the retarded snowflakes who didn't get the joke

It's like you people joined 4chan 3 days ago

>>34853484
this is why I stared doing nobreathe

>not breathing reactive oxygen species exclusively
Fucking casuals

>>34853506
>>34853521
>>34853533
>>34853553
Imagine being this much of a normie

>breathing the respiratory jew

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>humans literally breathe a corrosive gas that causes oxidation
>humans literally drink dihydrogen monoxide one of the most powerful solvents
>humans literally drink lethal poisons like ethanol
>humans literally eat large mounts of poisonous capsaicin FOR FUN

RED ALERT

DANGER LEVEL 10 SPECIES