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>Have motorcycle
>be cloudy day
>Be riding with my girlfriend of 2 months
>Drive through the I-5 freeway feeling badass
>GF gives me a piece of gum to chew
>Put on the beginning of long version of whitesnake - here I go again
>Fuck yeah
>Suddenly there's a cop roadblock
>They stop me
>Ask me if I'm from the US
>I say yes
>They ask for my license
>don't have it
>detained
>they get a third cop to search me
>found my phone
>they hold on to it paranoid as fuck that they will see my porn
Arrested
>get taken in for questioning
>wake up
REEEEE EVEN IN MY DREAMS I GET KEKED
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>>34853781
>>Be riding with my girlfriend of 2 months
STOP READING THERE
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT NORMIE OUT OUT OUT
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>>34853812
might wanna read the rest before you rage, faggot
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>>34853852
>he dreams about how long hes had a gf
Nah anon he definitely has one.
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GF GF GF GF G FGF FG FG FG FG FG FGGF
GHET OUT GET OUT GET OUT NORMIE FA-
Oh, it was a dream?
Alright, but you should realize that 3D women are fucking shit. We all will get over it eventually.
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>>34853881
I don't have a gf and am still a virgin
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I wish I heard WhiteSnake songs in my dreams. I'd look forward to sleep.
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>>34853812
What is it with robots and repeating things in threes? Is it an autism thing?
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>>34855066
4chan considers it spam if you repeat the same word more than three times
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