please help...what are some ways to get alcohol without id?

>>34853726
Vanilla extract really works?
Also, you need to be 18+ to post here.

Just grow up and wait a few years dude. You'll have plenty of time to rot away your brain and liver when you're older

>>34853798
oh i'm over 18 i'm just in a retarded country

>>34853805
too late already addicted

>>34853726
I want to rub my face into her pubes and smell her god she's so sexy

>>34853798
>>34853851
it really does. it's 35% alcohol. basically just inconvenient liquor

Step 1 Find homeless dude
Step 2 ask him to buy you the alcohol of your choice
Step 3 give him the money but over the amount it costs
Let him keep the change

>>34853726
Gas stations and carry outs in shitty neighborhoods. Most of the time they're just happy you're not robbing them. But I've looked like I was 30 since I shaved my head at 18. Man, 21+ life is cash as fuck.

>>34853875
this or just stand about a block away from the store and ask a random pedestrian

>>34853851
>he doesn't have constant supply-line of alcohol yet says he is addicted.
No, you're not addicted. You're just mentally frustrated and have focused in on releasing that through alcohol.

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>>34853867
calm down pajeet, this isn't the prnhub comment section

originalnigger

>>34853851
You need to be 18+ to post here sorry buddy

For this recipe you will need a petite woman or small child, and a private place to keep them for 30 days.
> feed them ONLY 3 small cups of cherry kool aid daily.
>and 4 slice of toast daily
>and 4 sugar cookies daily

After 30 days their blood will produce alcohol.

drain blood and enjoy.

>>34854415
Would this not also work with other small mammals?

>>34853726
Cooking Wine, or if extremely desperate, Angostura bitters

>>34854462
...that would be more like a generic beer than name brand though.

>>34853798
Drinking age is 21 in America.
Australian drinking age 18 master race.

>>34853726

Easy. Steal from the store. Did that all the time and never got caught

Just ask a homeless person.
Make sure to throw in a couple more bucks than it costs and let him keep the change.

>>34853726
>"Not shaving my armpits empowers me!"
>Shaves her legs
Go big or go home, slut.

>>34854616
Legs are the only parts worth shaving on the female body.

>>34855229
Patrician taste, pedophiles can fuck off, pubes are sexy as fuck.

>>34853726

NyQuil will get you fucked up if you drink enough. Easy to get. No one cares since you can't cook meth with it.

>>34853726
Tell a bum you will suck his dick if he gets you a bottle of vodka.
Give him a few extra bucks.

>>34853875
This pretty much.

Og oj original ok