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I got a STD

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I finally did it /r9k/
I was just diagnosed with a STD(actually two)

I can finally say I'm no longer a robot scum
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Which STDs and how'd you get them

>inb4 gay buttsex with tranny
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>>34895259
Unprotected pussy sex with tinder sluts, backpackers i meet while traveling and some co workers.

(Due to excessive fapping I can't feel much in my penis so i litterally cannot hold an erection with a condom on)

I got Clamidia and Genital wart (that quite embarrassing)
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Bump we need to discuss this please
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So yea, congratulations then Sir. I don't really have much to add, do you intend to keep quiet and try to spread this as much as you can? Are you taking some medication against it? Does it hurt or something? Can we see a pic of your wart? What's your best anime?
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You pencil your dick wart with this... it hurts like hell. If was gone after 3 days
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>>34895534
> do you intend to keep quiet and try to spread this as much as you can?
Of course not! Im not at psycho
>Are you taking some medication against it?
Yes i did and i think i'm cured?
>What's your best anime
I don't watch that garbage
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>tip of dick was itchy earlier today
>no amount of scratching could quell it
>start freaking out that I have an std even tho I'm a khv
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>tfw I have a soft long pure virgin cock only wizards could dream of

it's basically the male version of an "innie" pussy.
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>>34895715
>start freaking out that I have an std even tho I'm a khv
It's almost impossible to do. It's a myth made up by Chads
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STDs can increase your risk of penile cancers. Watch out, OP.
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>>34895727
>soft
You need hard penis m8
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>>34895795
it can feel smooth while being hard mate.
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>>34895784
Is that true? My doctor didn't even mention it he just said i should use a condom the next 1 or 2 weeks
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>>34895727

>tfw I have the ugliest mutilated and scarred virgin wiener with way darker skin than the rest of my body

One would think that thing have gone through 1000's of women.
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>>34895374
I had Chlamydia 10 years ago and have only been on /r9k/ for 5. I regularly go to Japan and fuck sluts there, many of whom wanted to marry me.
I also post on wizchan.
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>>34895821
Why are you a virgin? You should share that penis with the world
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>>34895847
I really hate that its mostly asians that connect to me I guess white women can sniff out my beta core?
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>>34895862
I am a KHV at 23.

I think I just don't have any charisma or the know how to talk to women.

So I don't, unless one magically talks to me, nothing will happen.

I also have no friends or a social circle so I'm an "outcast" by society.
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>>34895831
Yes. HPV, to be specific.
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>>34895898
I was a virgin until 22. and a pseudo virgin until 25-26.

Luckily i had friends I was just a retard around women. Took me long time to learn that trait but I'm still a beta at the core (around women that is)
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>>34895914
Shit man thats what i got? but its only women who get cancer from it right?
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>>34895374
What's the success rate of pro positioning backpackers, and do you pay them? Just drop them up the road?
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>>34895998
How do I get friends, if I have no social skills, thus I don't go out?
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>>34896030
Sleep at hostels, meet other backpackers, go party with them, have sex.
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>>34895897
Probably. The Japanese usually can't tell that you are a sperg.
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>>34896040
I always had it easy with my male friends and can easily make new ones. Of course thats gets harder when you get older though

Women on the other hand.... I have always thought about them as some kind of mystical being unable to connect or hold a meaningful conversation. I had to learn that
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>>34896020
It increases the risk in men as well.
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>>34896187
Can i do something about it?
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Anybody else here have STD like sores, but still a virgin?

How is this fair?
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>>34896206
Cut off your cock and become a qt trap, it's your only option at this point.
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>>34896206
Not sure about that. Just keep a good check on things and tell your Doc as well. You could do some googling on it, too.
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>>34896217
Your dad is a filthy guy
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>>34895727
Post it otherwise its fake
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>>34896454
That would require me to look at something to get fully erect and I am on no-fap.

So I cannot do that.
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>>34896540
Use your imagination or is that impossible now?
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>>34896594
I don't want to get erect to worthless self-made lust.

ill wait till I get a gf or a sexual partner.

If it don't happen it won't happen.

Sorry to disappoint you fembot.
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