>gave myself a facial again >look in mirror >cum dripping

>>34957777

At least you got quads. Now stop being a faggot.

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>>34957777
my sides, you faggot

tbqh id suck my own dick and cum in my mouth if i could

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>attempt to cum on my face
>assume position up against the wall
>blow my load
>it ends up just dribbling out and gets into my bellybutton and mixed in with my pubes
>spend 15 minutes in the shower trying to clean it all out

>be femanon
>get horny
>into watersports but nobody to acto ut that fetish with
>start humping my pillow, get near orgasm and lsoe all fucks to give, start pissing while humping it, then when it's all out i orgasm a few seconds later and spray my entire room with squirt
>continue to rub myself off and achieve 3 more squirt orgasms
>decide that cleaning up sounds like too much effort so i lay my head down on my piss-soaked pillow and fall asleep
>wake up later, have to pee, just piss in my bed, go back to sleep
>wake up in the morning, try to clean up but just get horny at how naughty and dirty I was
And the cycle continues.

>>34959187
>be femanon
Stop reading here.

>>34959187
>tfw no dirty piss gf

I NEED YOU

>>34959187
>be femanon
yeah

>>34959187

I remember when my exgf used to squirt in my mouth while on top of me. I would lick her pussy and suck out every delicious drop.literally best time of my life

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nice quads buddy

>>34957777
>ejaculate on my face, look in the mirror
>yeah, that's about right