>walking to class on campus with headphones in like usual
>listening to the Beatles
>suddenly ipod dies
>welp, guess I'll just have to walk without music this time
>take off headphones
>overhear a bunch of dudes talking
>"eeyyy brah fukin cray party last niight brah fuckin fuk fuk shit brah fuk"
>"fukin i was fukin jessica's fukin PUSSY brah fukin in her fukin PUSS PUSS fukin fuk shit brah bruh fukin that fukin pussy in her fukin pussy"
>"the fukin WEED breh fukin WEED"
>"fukin anal fukin inside of chelsea's ASSHOLE the fukin in her fukin shit chute fukin my dick fukin wrapped in her fukin shit hole i fukin took a sniff fukin fukn that shit"
>"the fukin WEED"
>"PUSSY!"
Jesus Christ I will never leave my dorm without a fully charged ipod again.
I love how normies consider us retarded when they can't even speak their first language right.
Kek, the weed must've fried their fucking brains. Too much pussy also must've reduced their rational thought to nothingness.
>>34957465
Stop falling for fake greentext and your retard level drops sharply.
I fucking hate how normies talk
they're so putrid
I have no idea how assfaggots like them get the priority hire in interviews
>>34957432
The Party scene is shit man. The women are all sluts they've been raped, in threesomes, vapid and shitty and the guys are all awful alcoholics that treat people like shit and fuck up their lives
You don't want it
>>34957552
Putrid? Nay, repugnant!
>>34957511
Never, retarded responses to game green text are who I am
bump
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>>34957572
I've yet to see a more accurate description of the party scene.
>>34957432
don't know how that's any different from the beatles
idk what shithole you live in but here at uni no one talks like this
like, i'm pretty sure they have casual sex and smoke weed but they don't talk like autists about it, most people i see around just talk about school shit