>almost 8am
>have my morning fap
>am already drinking
>will be completely smashed before 10am
Is there anything better than drinking and masturbating whenever you feel like?
>Is there anything better than drinking and masturbating whenever you feel like?
Yes. Actually having a life.
Yes, having a fully functional and productive life
But, since i'm not having that i'll stick with binging on masturbation
>>34957456
I went for a 22km run before breakfast today, that was pretty good.
No anon, there isn't enjoy your 100% comfy life.
>2am almost
>woke up 10 mins ago after going to sleep at 4pm because I stayed up all night
>just cracked open my first beer
just need to have a fap and I'm right along side you, really. thanks for the idea OP
East coast bro, where at man?
>>34957485
>>34957501
By this do you mean "having a job", because that sounds a lot worse
>>34957527
MD, outside of baltimore