any femanons here have breast envy?

as I male I feel like the pain of knowing I'll never have my dick between a pair like that is far worse

>>34961110
nice round non gigantic uneven oval shaped nipple envy yes

Not really.

My boyfriend's best friend has big boobs and he has a difficult time not staring at her chest or not trying to cope a feel despite knowing her for over 10 years. At least I know my boyfriend isn't just with me for the sex. He can look at me in the eye. We can have fun without things being sexual. He admitted to groping her while we were together and I'm cool with it. I don't care that he fondles another girl's boobs as long as it doesn't turn sexual (sex, titty fucking, handjobs, masturbation, blowjobs, etc).

>be at the grocery
>lady cashier
>holy shit, massive pair of natural knockers
>minimal sagging
>symmetrical
>also fit and not fat
>blonde, blue eyed
>pretty face without any blemishes

Why is life so unfair? :(

>>34961174
I think he settled femanon

>>34961174

You're the definition of a cuckqueen.

Will you also not care when she bares his child?

>>34961135
It doesn't feel good anyway they're too soft. Pussy OTOH feels amazing when you go super deep. My GF is a super tight short Chinese girl. I probably have hepatitis now but it's worth it.

>>34961174
ask yourself

how would your bf feel if you had a male friend that was so hung you could see his bulge constantly?

>>34961154
>oval shaped nipple
these are the best femanon, oval areolas are love. How big are your boobs?

>>34961229
is she a chestlet? If yes kys

>>34961244

huge penis is different than big boobs. My boyfriend obviously would not be cool with me feeling up a guy who is hung. A better comparison would be feeling up a muscular tall guy. My boyfriend is kind of thin and short and I don't get the feeling of being 'small' when around him. A lot of women want to be embraced by a bigger man. I don't care too much about height, but my boyfriend would probably be cool with me cuddling with a taller man if he gets fondle big breasts.

>>34961281
Like a B or C cup, not big but big enough to be enjoyed.

>>34961229
everyone knows pussy feels better faggot. that's obvious as shit. titfucking is hot for the visual and the big tit fetish aspect

>>34961297
well jeez than youre both cucks i guess

how do you even see this playing out? a tall muscular guy cuddles with you but it doesnt escalte at all?

how tall are you btw? or is he just short

>>34961110
Sometimes I wish I had bigger boobs, but I've been told my boobs look super good so it could be worse

>>34961333
my gf has huge tits but tittyfucking is just retarded, it doesnt feel good

theres 10000 other things you can do to enjoy big tits and tittyfucking is the worst of them

>>34961365
why do they look good, do you have big areola?

>>34961375
again, titfucking is hot for the visual and the big tit fetish aspect. read it as many times as you need to

>my gf has huge tits

post pics or shut up

>>34961413
do you understand that FEEL is ambigous enough to mean that it simply doesnt FEEL good VISUALLY OR OTHERWISE to tittyfuck?

there are 10000 ways to enjoy tits visually, INCLUDING FUCKING THE GIRL WITH THE TITS IN FRONT OF YOU

>>34961110
source?

orgenol

>>34961110
she has decent tits but wtf is wrong with her hips?

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>ywn have a titcow gf

why even live fampais.

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>>34961174
top fucking kek
cuckqeans do exist afterall

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>>34961456
I have one lad. #livindadream

>>34961440
"visually" is 100% subjective you insufferable piece of shit

I actually feel sorry for you that you think this is a worthwhile thing to argue about. some guys like to rub their dick's on girl's feet to cum. that's baffling to me, but I'm not retarded so I realize that turn-ons are subjective

>>34961456
>tittycows
Disgusting B-C is best

im fat with big tits, good thing my bf bought into the "thicc" meme :D

>>34961452
post a pic so we can laugh at you chestlet/dicklet

>>34961481
>im fat
Ew

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>>34961481
>>34961479
t.chestIet

>>34961481
how big are your tits? origi

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Fuck tits, they're actually boring t b h

>tfw no stinky sweaty big butt gf who sits on my face every day

Just me right now

also this is a BRAAAAAAAAP thread now

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>>34961484
stay sore bucko, things will look up for you one day

>>34961345

My boyfriend and I are both 5'4". My sex drive is pretty low and cuddling doesn't always have to lead to sex.

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>>34961506
no its not a fart thread u beta

>>34961250
they are very saggy 34Ds which sound larger than they actually are, I am fat though so in a way its still cheating

Fuck no I don't have breast envy. I've got decent sized ones thank you and my fellow ladies who're more ample sized will eventually have to deal with sagging and back pain (if the don't already).

>>34961513
What if he wants to watch you fuck a taller guy?

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>>34961512
thanks for confirming my post pham

>>34961566
you have the mental capacity of a retarded woman

>someone makes a comment about someone else
>omg u have small sexual organs

thanks for trying though

>>34961550

I would never be into cucking or open relationships. Even if my boyfriend "wants it" I wouldn't make it happen because I don't want it to be something he regrets. I'm not a degenerate I don't even like public display of affections.

>>34961477
He's wrong anyway. I mean it's pretty low stimulation but it does feel good.

I fucked a fat girl's proportionally fat tits and it wasn't hard to cum at all. Use lube, have her hold them together, thrust. It's not rocket science.

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>>34961521
It is now anon. Those tits are freakishly huge. I'd probably have fun for 20 minutes titfucking her as a novelty but I could never cum to that hideous beast. I bet she's an asslet.

With pic related tho ugh I'm in heaven. I just want some stacy to fart in my fucking face I'd suck the literal fecal matter out of her sphincter so it's clean for me to sodomize.

>>34961606
but youd be ok with cuddling a tall muscular guy?

what if you just had a hung bf that was visibly hung but you would never feel it?

>>34961628
Make a fart fetish thread and link it lad.

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>be me, robot who likes big tits and chubby girls

>work really hard and eventually get a chubby gf with big tits

>she had weight loss surgery and is getting much thinner

>over time she has gone down from DD's to B's

>now im a robo-normie with a skinny and conventionally attractive gf

>tfw no big titty gf anymore

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>>34961547
>have to deal with sagging
I'll never understand this argument. Small boobs sag just as much and end up looking like fried eggs nailed to a wall. Having big tits is absolutely an advantage

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>>34961624
i'm most turned on by the domination aspect

>>34961657
Not an advantage medically health-wise.

those tits are fucking goat

>>34961809
Tall people are also prone to live shorter lives but people still prefer fucking them too

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>>34961657
sometimes big tits age really well, to boot. the only fappable 40+ year old women are the stacked ones imo

>>34961751
that's the ticket. she's feeling no pleasure at all as you fuck her, using her cow udders like they belong to you. I also like assjobs and face-fucking for a similar reason but nothing is as sexy as a big pair of tits getting screwed

>>34961110
Please stop posting this image.
>lopsided tits
>narrow hips
>unattractively loose panties
Robots have the worst taste

>>34961652
Most people gain back the weight they have lost so it is only a matter of time with her.

If you marry her and she has kids there is a chance she will turn into a mega-boobed MILF.

>>34961135

my sister had a pair like that and she was a huge whore so I got to squeeze em a couple times. was nice, hard to go back to normal ones.

>>34962218
Girlish narrow hips and a flat stomach + freakish cow tits is pretty much the best thing in the universe. Agreed about the panties though

>lopsided

Kind of a turn-on desu. I like the idea of her feeling insecure when she takes them out. "y-you don't find them gross do you"

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>robots think they can be picky with any kind of titties that come their way

>>34962373
not everyone is a thirsty beta like you my man

>>34962502
>liking all titties makes me a "thirsty beta"
My little anon can't be this stupid.

>>34961110
When I was younger I had amazing giant boobs. I still have nice ones but there's nothing like 20-something tits.

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>>34962889
Get out of here old lady!

i have itty bitty titties but i have a big butt so you can all go fuck yourself

>>34961174
>I don't care that he fondles another girl's boobs as long as it doesn't turn sexual
>She thinks groping isn't sexual

>>34961174
The fact he has a
Best girl friend

Fucking break up with his ass.
Im a femanon and not even I would put up with that shit. He doesn't deserve you

>>34963003
>Im a femanon and not even I would put up with that shit

>tfw no self-degrading femanon gf

>>34963003
drop a lifelong friend because some of some roastie

why are women so entitled?

>>34961190
You should be happy knowing that she's making a black man very happy