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Daily reminder that if you haven't had sex in 7 years, the

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Daily reminder that if you haven't had sex in 7 years, the amount of time it takes for your cells to fully replace themselves, you're a virgin again

>But I had sex in high school!
no, you're khv
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All five iterations of me have been virgins.
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>>34961568
Nice try, but the electrochemical patterns which form memories and feelings are still there, which means you still have had sex. You have memories of it, feelings of it, the only thing you dont have are the cells that did the dirty work. Nice try trying to regain your wizard status. Your entity will always be a regular human
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>>34961674
yeah, i've heard that argument in every one of these threads. it's no idfferent than convincing youtself that you had sex when you didn't if it's only your retained electrochemical patterns. but your

BODY

is still virginal, since you have a new body. you're just like, some virgin guy who convinced themselves that they had sex. it's true. thats why i see a prostitute every 6 years.
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>>34961674
like imagine that stupid experiment where theres monkeys in a room that get convinced not to touch the banana but they don't know why. you remember you had sex, but you might as well be an alien mind transplanted in a virgin's body.

so sorry, you've got a VIRGIN BODY, therefore a VIRGIN WALK, a VIRGIN FACE, and a VIRGIN LIFE
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>implying it doesn't make its mark on your soul
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>>34961728
hahaha good one. you think women are sensing your soul-virginity? nice try, thoreau
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