Write the saddest sentece that you can

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Jennifer dumped me.

Beta males are as worthless as females

seems like we are the last two people on earth, m'lady

You will never, ever have sex in your life.

>>34962582
If you don't reply to this your mother will die.

I don't want to post it because it might actually lead people to suicide

you loved with all your heart, and now they're gone.

>>34962582

I mean nothing to her.

>>34962582
I don't want anymore.

>>34964235
That was fourteen words, it's gotta be ten or less

Baby worn: for shoes, never sale

>>34962582
Another year has passed and again I have achieved nothing

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I loved them all, the feeling was not mutual.

>>34964235
Post it. I need more motivation to kms.

>>34964351
Okay, it goes;

Sometime I feel so sad I forget to be happy

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>>34964411
Shieet,that's an average weekend for me

>>34964411
Sometimes I feel
So sad
I forget to be
Happy

FUCKING LEL

For sale. Child shoes. Not worn

>>34962582
Mom lied about my dad cheating again for her benefit.

>>34962582
Another day, another night, inching toward the end of life.

You will always be a background character, a mere blank slate with no purpose whose death will leave no mark in anyone's heart.

I tried to suck my own dick but I couldn't.

Probably nobody itt will achieve anything worthwhile in their lives.

>>34962582
age 34. never had a gf. feels too heavy. suicide.

>>34962582
My girlfriends dick is bigger than mine.

No one could ever love you, your life is nothing but an excruciating march towards the grave.

>>34964832
too stupid to get this but it made me sad

>>34965140
baby is ded

I'm no longer sad just apathetic

No.

WHY CANT SHE JUST SAY YES.

>>34965140
The baby boot too big for he gotdamn feet

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He never had a single friend or a lover.

>>34962582
Parents, siblings, friends, partner, everyone, gone.

You will never understand all the pain you've caused me.

Those who seem heartless once cared too much

Sorry mommy, I don't mean to be this way.

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Sleep only lasts a few hours at most

Happiness is fickle, a shooting star through pitch black sky.

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The sky's so blue, yet my future's so dark.

>>34964411
That's some utter weak shit.


oreganu

I told you not to expect anything from me.

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Death doesn't scare me anymore, infact I long for it,

i miss you. i'm so sorry.
[Message failed to send.]

I'm just so tired. Please just let me sleep forever.

>>34965719
(You) suck so much no one here read your post.

>>34965772
Good one this.

I tried to call again, your number has been disconnected.

It doesn't get better; you are the sadness

I feel alone even among my best friends

They say that night is a child,yes,maybe is,but one with cancer

Inexplicable depression, immutable failures, utter stagnation in every way

>>34962582
for sale, children's shoes, never worn

Balding feelsbadman

My feelings are not my own.

>>34965659
Im crying. That hit way too close to home.

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Just by being here, I feel I've lost myself

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Please.


very originale comentario

I haven't had sex in more than a week. :(

Just curious, is old buckshot to head something that would kill you or is there a lot that could go wrong?

just curious, not suicidal

>>34962582
le trump won

>>34962582
Your innocent kid-sister was raped and mutilated by blacks.

>>34962582
No honestly, I'm happy you're happy. Don't worry about me.

>>34964154
Wow you really got me good anon.

>>34964154
Golly jeer isn't that og

I pinched myself and then I woke up.

son, I just want you to know that I- [dies]

I'm fine... no really, i'm ok.

"I love you" I proclaimed into the air, to nobody

>>34964154

Dubs and you die a painful death for making that post

I'm not a cynic,i'm just a man that lived enough to see himself become a villain

>>34966506
Soundtrack of the thread/spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU

you either shine the brightest or make the other lights disappear

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>>34962582
the smallest coffins are the heaviest

also, fuck trump

>>34962582
haven't had a light bulb in my room in months

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>>34966681
fuck

and i mean that

Sorry. I am gay.

>>34966693
t. manlet

original

in every dream I live out my life, and every morning I wake up dead

Saturday, February 18th, alone, people on 4chan aren't real friends.

Depressed people are former naive people, got their dreams crushed

>>34962582
no wife,no kids,all i wanted, please kill me.

Chad pounds, I frown.

The only reason we loved each other was mutual desperation.

No matter what you do, nothing will ever make you happy.

Rope swinging from the tree branch, entertaining childish laughter


Lynching

Pulling the trigger is harder than you think.

>>34967282
this is not sad, this sounds like dream romance that people sometimes sacrifice themselves for

We're just good friends.

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IM JUST RUNNING IN THE NINETIES

"I love you", I said. Then there was silence.

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Mist be nice. Having a personality that is.

I frequent 4chan.

I woke up today.

trip - t = (2/3) / (abs(1+w) * (H0 / 30.9e18) * sqrt(1 - Omega))

Eg er bare blodskam.

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>>34967749
yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
yesterday I woke up sucking a lemooon
EVERYTHIIIIING

I'm sick of your jokes

I can't kill myself: I deserve to live.

For sale. Virginity. Never used...

Shit eat sleep
Shit eat sleep
Shit eat sleep...

I look up to the sky and said:Why you hate me so much?He answered:Evrybody does.

I said i love you to my mirror,he broked up.

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anther day wasted
another night i promise to do better

I've forgotten what feeling feels like.

I'm sorry. I can only think about 4chan.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered"

She'll have a family one day, but not with you.

"You are a nice guy, but..."

Reminders of my failures everywhere that I can see

Cry is good sometimes,but that good-sometimes never reach you.

I allways dream when i sleep,but the nightmare just come after,when i wake up.

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Mom and dad said "our son is gonna be happy"

Never made a single connection, but I'm still running.

>>34964154
wow anon
originanal

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>>34962582
A story not worth telling, about someone not worth mentioning.

>>34968557
Wow,that was original,my congratulations.

>>34968575
Glad you liked it.
orego

living like this is worse than dying

you are the lifeguard who watched one hundred children drown

i feel like an alien every time i go outside

>>34964154
faye orieaganal

Went on a date, one chair, one plate

>>34968693
Someone make this into a song.

KNEES WEAK ARMS SWEATY VOMIT ON SWEATER ALREADY MOM'S SPAGHETTI

>>34968719
I already did anon
Originally commented

They always do this, why'd you get your hopes up?

Disappointment:

6'4"
5"

>>34962582

titts or gtfo. like nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>34965772
Posting that here isn't going to do you anything. Hit the resend button faggot

Forgotten, but can't forget

>>34962582
I said hello, they said nothing.

Still I, I can't help falling for you

*sheagaze starts playing*

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>>34968755
PFFF HAHA
But seriously, i think that's good enough

FOAR IRONFORGE
BITCH

life was matter grinding at my soul tonight it stops

>>34964154
If I get dubs this is the gayest post on /r9k/ right now

>>34962582
I mentioned how many friends I had, she quietly left.

Ciara
Horan
Is
Dead

>>34965672
Such misfortune.
biribiri

I wish so strongly that I had never met you.

>>34962642
here's your (You) family home evening

>>34962582

I'm a piece of shit and want to die.

Maybe now my mom will finally love me. Please, please...

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My only regret; is that I never found her.

>>34964319

Underrated (basicallyadoctor include me in the screencap)

>>34965772
This one is pretty brutal.

>>34964154
This is a very original utterance

Reddit is down for maintenance. T_T

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>>34962582
You don't get to redo at life.

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>>34968167
This hit too close to home for me.

what's it like to have somebody that cares?

>>34969619

feels guilty man

>>34964235
>>34964154
Fuggin flummery my dude

>>34964154
Every frickin' time

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>>34964154
Can you take me instead?

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>>34962582
I'm a disposable subhuman that wants to end it all

>>34965140
Stillborn child. The shoes that the parents bought weren't used bc the baby was a stillborn

I made my mother cry and felt nothing

That feel when no gf original oregano origami oblong octopus

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>>34962582
Why fight when there's nothing to fight for?

put me in the fucking screencap

>shouts out my nigga jaquine

>>34964154
What's worse? This post, or that this is ten words?

Jesus died so I could shitpost in trap threads

The silence was deafening in the room full of nothing.

Goodbye, mom.

You can be anything in this world just so aslong as you NEVER GIVE UP!"

Im sorry dad, i tried.

>>34962582
Why do you cry if no one can hear you?

Robots are old dogs with no new tricks coming.

>>34962582
Russian citizen, ugly male, health problems, poor, soon be conscripted.

>>34968285
Kissed her, she planned to lead me on until graduation.

>>34968755
>I dont even know what the website was but this isnt yours

Tearful sleeping I fantasize about the touch of soft skin.

2011 is 6 years ago.

Even if I'm lying to myself, it'll get better.

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>>34962582
>You have to get a job, Anon.

>>34964154
fgghcunt

>>34964154
wow we have winnr

He always regretted ignoring that post after his mother died.

Why did it have to turn out this way

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10000 hours spent to become master at screen-staring.

>>34962582
3 billion devices run Java.

I am really hot

AWW SOMEONE HELP ME I FELL DOWN

I really like food and coca cola

>some people really tried their best to write "sad" things

>>34962582
i ran out of nutella

>>34964154
Truly the saddest sentence in the thread

Are you still post up?

>>34964154
Shubfbfbfbdbdbdbdjjdjdjj xjxjfjjd fkfkffkfkfkkf

>>34962582
Hary Hary i miss my hair

>>34964154
cunty cunt cunt cunt

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>>34964154
>If you don't reply to this your mother will die.
>implying people are immortal
You fucked up your shitposte, m8.

>>34964154
fag

this is as original as the faggot im replying to

No one is coming to help you.

Sadness was your choice

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>>34964154
Everyone will die eventually, replying to shit posts won't change that

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>>34968167
God damn, that shit hits the nail on the head

>>34963342
I have and I did not like it and now I have nothing left to look forward to

You have been muted for 2 seconds because your coment was not original

Oreganolli

>>34964154
very very vary origina|

>>34968885
GOT YER BACK

If you dont reply to this your mother will have a slow and painful death (((tonight)))

We all have to work, but nobody really wants to.

>>34964154
Original origami practice THIS, Chad!

>>34964154
if u ever post this again your mother will die

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>>34962582
Looks like Valentines day came twice this year.

Lights are on but nobody's home

>>34972820
If anyone replies, this poster dies in their sleep

Her happiness is worth your sacrifice

>>34964154
reply ihbgierhjgoijrwoigjregw

>>34964154
Clever girl


Fjfhfgrdhff

Masturbating to memories of her

>>34964154
sadddest song
this is the most original
lasagga

It's Saturday again and other people are having fun together.

"I cheated on you again with your best friend"

I wanna decorate the walls with my grey matter

>>34964154
oh ok then you fucking nigger

>>34964154
errtitme

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>for all my life i always thought i didn't want to die

>>34964154
Screw you dude i really do love her

>>34964154
such original

>>34964154
Bastard man

>>34964154
Don't you put this evil on me!

I don't want suicide, but I wouldn't prevent my murder

Tried to suicide with belt on doorknob, failed, now laughing

In the end, I didn't even fit in on /r9k/.

>>34964154
Fuckkk god damn

And now campus PD showed up at my door asked me for ID took down my namr and phone numer shit shouldbhave been for wuiet bow i'n suicidal drunk and humiliayed

>>34964154
always gets me fycj

>>34968077
i appreciate the reference

>>34964154
got me good and origginallitykys my nigga

>>34964154
You're a goddamn son of a bitch.

>>34962582
Woe be to those who near the swamp

You did not deserve this, my brothers, in arms.

>>34964154
If singles then yours die instead

>>34977103
Ditch the last comma.

>"Have you ever felt-"
"Yes"
>"-loved?"
"..."
"No"
>"In love?"
"Hopelessly"

>>34964154
save my mom

WE
WUZ'NT
KANGZ

>>34962582
dogos u smeel like cigs u can't come in room

Agwniwgebwmwkwgebevyeueke

>>34964154
Fuck you won le thread my good sir xD

>>34964154
Not again

Original Comment

>>34965772
this one is pretty brutal whrn u think about that u noticed that the message failed to send after a while and the reciver commit suicide

>>34962582
*As you Stand over the coffin of your Mother*

"I'm sorry mom, I'm sorry you'll never have grand children"

>>34964154
EVERY DAMN TIME. pls stop

I thought I didn't disappoint my parents. I was wrong.

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Sorry, but I cant exist in your world.

>>34962582
The land of the free is actually a police state.

>>34964154
Fuck off

Organic chemistry

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>>34962582
Selfish suicide, but you're worse, because you kept me alive

>>34979052
Those are 11 words you mongrel.

>>34979899
1 I
2 thought
3 I
4 Didn't
5 Disappoint
6 My
7 Parents
8 I
9 Was
10 Wrong

>Didn't is two words hurr

fuck off :^)

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I WAS RAISED ON ROCK !

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>>34980032
>He thinks didn't is a single word

OH I AM L A F F I N

You need to go back to school lad.

>>34964154
Eat a dik

i fucked a fat chick yesterday

If you died, nobody would care, life would go on.

>>34964154
Go fuck yourself dude

>>34964154
She will eventually, not soon I hope

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>>34962582
Body woke up, mind didn't.

I'm not crying, it's just raining inside.

i'm sad, i bought a gun

>>34964154
dfgdfggxcbgfbgfgfb

White people STILL fucking exist

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Today I realized every decision ive ever made is wrong.

I'm so sorry Eric, your sister found Kevin's gun.

>>34964154
ok askjandam,f

>>34964154
jokes on you, i wont reply

get fucked

i: love him

he: displays abhorrence and apathy toward me

>>34962582
I tried to fuck an avacado.

>>34981690
This

Da cracker boizs NEEED to recognise da BBC(big black cock)

>>34964154
none of this matters so it doesn't matter that it doesn't matter

>>34964154
kys kyyys kyyys kysss i hate u

A better world hasn't. nor won't exist.
spoiler: And it doesn't really matter.

>>34981740
Congratulations.
This is the first step on the road to killing yourself.

>>34964154

fuck you. 10/10

>>34964154
vbnmk

>>34964154
Scum origigi

>>34964154
nigger fuck you bitch asshole motherfuck kid lmao

Tomorrow will be different. It has to get better.

>>34962582
I saved myself with a sinking ship. Love and hope.

The most comfortable thought I can think of is drowning.

>>34964154
lf you don't reply to this your mother wilI die.

>>34964832
nice try anon, Hemingway's 6 word story actually went:

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

>>34965719
made me kek really hard. here's a (You)

>>34966330
Darrell Castle was the only true 4chan candidate. He was the closest we had to Ron Paul.

" why do you have no friends anon? "

Pain will be the only promise of life.