How can they be so cruel? ReeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

no need to throw a fit little man, you should be glad that she took the time to banter with you :^)

>>34975849
>using normie dating apps
you deserve it

youre an idiot for letting a slitter's opinion affect you

>>34975849
>wanting a girl who judges guys based on their height in your life

roasties deserve to be holocausted

>>34975849
You're taller than her, what the actual fuck is her problem

>>34975849
You should be thankful that she exposed herself as a shallow roastie early on before you got attached. You can move on now.

DUDE, LOOK

WOMEN WILL LIE ABOUT A TON OF SHIT.
THEY SAY THEIR CUP SIZE IS BIGGER THAN IT ACTUALLY IS, THEY SAY THEY DON'T DO DRAMA, THEY SAY THEIR PUSSY TASTES LIKE FRUIT.

WOMEN DABBLE IN LIES CONSTANTLY. EITHER LIE ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT OR VERY SIMPLY TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF.

I'm way taller than that and see manlets with chicks all the fucking time. Kinda triggers me a bit, cause r9k promised me that I would have a gf while all these manlets never will, but in reality it's the other way around.

>>34975849
>Oh soo tall
>Dejected emoji

Failed the test. Now you look like a pussy for not quipping back.

>She sends 5 laughing emojis
>"everyone is so damn tall here it's crazy"

Failed twice. You responded with passive aggression towards other men.
Dude, you looked like a huge bitch by not upping the bants. You could have said plenty that would imply 'my height is of no concern to you' but you decided to while like a beaten pup.


Congratulations, you played yourself.

>>34975849
>"Everyone is so damn tall here it's crazy"
>Not saying "The rest of my inches were put somewhere else ;)"

You fucking IDIOT.

>>34975849
>2017
>being honest about anything

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>>34976887
>Lie about height
>She calls me out for being fake news
>No woman will ever believe me again, because I'm labeled as fake news

NOT EVEN ONCE

>>34975849
>5'10 is considered short somewhere in the world

I swear this is fucking bullshit or you guys are making it up or everyone overestimates their height

I had my height checked at a clinic and I'm 5'11, and in Australia whenever I go anywhere I'm always above average within young adult white males

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>>34976799
>my height is of no concern to you

>>34976925
Im 5'10" and well below the average male height in Finland.

>>34976760
t. 5'6" manlet

>>34975849

5'10 is above average height in most western countries. Fuck this height meme. You literally can't do anything about it. I wonder how much girls actually care about it.

>>34975849
Unless you're in Sweden, the girl you're talking to couldn't guess the height of a ruler correctly.

>>34976799
It's true he failed the shit test, but girls who give you shit about your height are automatically low tier and not worth bothering with.

But yes OP never show signs of weakness or butthurt around girls, they'll just mock you for it and turn you into a beta orbiter.

>>34977132
5'9 is the cutoff point where only fat short girls will date you if you are below that.

Anything over doesnt really help or hurt as much as the memes make people believe.

>>34977234
>5'9 is the cutoff point where only fat short girls will date you if you are below that.
you need to get out more I'm 5'7 and my girlfriend is skinny

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>would literally kill (KILL) to be 5'10"
>stuck at 5'5"

WHY WHSYYW WHY WHY WHY

>>34976925
"young" meaning pre-teen? You're a shorty Ausbro

>>34977281
I'm 5'6 and rarely ever get made fun of for my height because I don't care

OP was made fun of because he is insecure and mentally weak even though he is average height (above average in many countries)

>>34977234
I'm 5'7 and have no problem picking up good looking girls. Just have to have a good face.

>>34977281
nigga please, your problems aint shit!

>t. 5'4 turbomanlet walmart cashier.

>>34975849

Kek, where the fuck do you live? The Netherlands?

Where I'm from 5'10 is considered tall.

>>34977424
>spic detected.

origami

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>tfw unironically 6'1"

>>34977418
Dick size?

Is your dick above average at the very least?

>>34975849
Lmao nigga, I'm 5'6"

>>34977466
my dick is 5.25 inches. how fucked am I?

>>34977487
Does it bend, and is the girth above average at all?

>>34975849

ask for her weight, makes them rage pretty hard

>>34975849
>can't handle the bantz

stop trying to talk to women, your genes aren't worth spreading

>>34977528
No, it doesn't. Curse my shitty jew genes!!!

I dont get it. Is 5'10 supposed to be short??? Also where is "here"? the netherlands?

>>34977541
If you are an average joe, you're fucked, cuz you have below-average physical stats.

Ways to fix this:
>Have brass balls-tier confidence
>Be wealthy/employed in a good job you enjoy
>Be talented/skilled at something you can show off Being attractive sorta counts under this.
>Somehow relay the fact that you already have a choice of other women.

I told a girl that I would hang out with about a date I had. I found out later that she was super jealous and wanted to date me at that point; I never expressed an interest in her though, so she thought it was a lost cause. Simply put: I friendzoned myself.

Anyways, the four things listed are a woman's biggest subconscious green flags. They actively seek those things out in men and the more or more intense those readings are, the better the guy is to them.

Do you have, or can you do/get any of the above things? If not, you literally have no hope until you can get at the very least one of the listed traits.

>>34976799
>implying you should respond at all if height is brought up
If anything of that nature is brought up, it's already over and you shouldnt bother attempting autism Olympic "games" for her entertainment.

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>>34977663
As a comparison, let's look at Peter Dinklage!

>Confident man, I'd say
>Works as an actor in movies, and most notably, the Game of Thrones TV series, which must pay pretty well
>Is a damn good actor; and desu, he's the most handsome little person I've ever seen.
>He's also married.

I can say without a doubt that there are a good handful of women who'd consider dating him were he available The only problem is his size, which is extremely small, but some look past that of course.

That's why some people straight-up leave a man if they become injured or ill to the point of disability. The woman can no longer be provided for, which is one of the big reasons why they choose a man for the long run. They want to be cared for, not to care, and if that well runs dry, they may just leave.

If you're not tall, tan and taut, you need to bring something else to the table to make panties drop.

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>>34977777
quintuppIes confirm

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>>34977777
Quints confirms correct course of action

My word, that is infuriating.

>>34976925
Same here, friend. 5'11 ausfag, taller than most people I encounter.

>>34976022
It's not a meme that women prefer guys who are between 6'0 and 6'4

>>34976760
This. One of my best friends who is a literal manlet has no problem with girls, unlike me even though I'm above average. This meme is deceiving and needs to die.

>>34976925
Last time I checked, I measured in at exactly 5'10.5". I say 6' whenever someone asks about my height, because 5'10.5" is basically 5'11", and 5'11" is basically 6'.

H-hey, I could have grown an inch and a half, too, even though I'm 21 now. Right? R-right...?

>>34977861
>Heh... hey guys, listen to my totally real story that isn't made up at all!

All girls want guys taller than them. I've even been with some girls who have said that they don't even notice short guys. Like they didn't even register as people to them. One was a shy, long black haired qt too

>>34977231
>but girls who give you shit about your height are automatically low tier
so 99% of women are low tier?

>>34977883
I'm legit 6'0. You're a legit manlet. I've actually met up with one girl I met online. First words out of her mouth "I hoped you'd be taller."

She was like 5'5 or 5'6

>>34975849

You have 5 inches on her.
Beat the shit out of her. She won't be laughing then.

>>34976799
>>34975960
>>34976945
>>34977231
>>34977317
>>34977529
>>34977663
>>34977777
>>34977856
>>34977856


>When you spend so much time on 4chin you actually fall for the height meme.

A 5'5 girl will unironically call you tall if you're 5'10 you spergelord

>>34977923
Wrong. I've fucked several girls. You just tell yourself it's a meme because you're short.

>>34977919
Neither will OP when he's being ass raped by BBC in prison

>>34977942
I've fucked over 50 girls and I'm 5'4"

Now what, stud?

>>34977984
Hahahahahahahaha. Come up with a better lie next time, dwarf.

>>34977919
OP here. I'm a skelly so I probably couldn't do it anyway.

>>34977663
>if you are average then you are below average

Someone needs to go look up "average" in a dictionary.

>>34978009
>Short
>Skelly
>Doesn't think he can beat up a girl
>Can't bantz
>Get's butthurt by random sluts

Jesus. Just give up now and become an ugly transvestite who kills itself in 5-10 years.

>>34978001
I'm telling the truth unlike you pathetic virgin sperg

>>34978020
>average personality and life standing + below average physical traits = below average person

That's what I meant, whether or not I wrote it to imply such; now you know.

>>34978020
Women want TALL men. If you aren't tall you are below average, even if you're of average height. Do you get it now, sperg?

This is why simply being 5/10 isn't considered being attractive.

>>34978037
My fiance literally just made soup for me. I lost my virginity almost 10 years ago. Stop being upset at your betters. You'll always be a goblin. You couldn't physically pull me down far enough to put me on the same level as you.

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>I'm 5'11.5"
>girls make fun of me all the time on dating apps
>I make fun of myself
>cry myself to sleep KHV

>>34978057
Why are you so upset sperg? Is it because short guys get laid and you don't?

>>34978009

Then try anyways and get killed in combat by her.
If you're lucky she will crack your neck with her grill thighs and you'll have a death orgasm

>>34978057
Bullshit. Post a timestamp of the soup.

>>34978083

This oirigami

>>34978079
Here: just go ask your mother what she prefers. All women prefer tall men. There's a reason why "tall, dark and handsome" is a meme. It's what they all want.

>>34978083
Okay. Give me a sec.

>>34978109
But then they dont want you and that's why you're foaming at the mouth

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>be 6'3
>girl that's 5'2 says I'm too tall for her
>stops talking to me

I didn't want you anyways whore

>>34977899
literally no problems with someone, and am super manlet tier. here the secret don't date average height girls. I wont date a girl who is between 5'2 and 5'8. ive dated girls that are 6'3 ive dated girls that are 4'10. thats all there is.

>>34978073
Just say you're 6 feet you fucking dunce.

They're retarded and the difference between that and 6 is enormous to them.

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>>34978100
>>34978083
It's pasta and butternut pumpkin soup. Almost ate it all.

>>34978160
Jesus Christ I need to change my phones resolution what the fuck.

>>34978160

Literally looks like vomit

>>34978181
Don't be so bitter you short little cunt lol

>>34978160
That's some nice food your mom made for you

I bet you wish you had a real gf to make it for you, they're probalby put off by your freakish noodle toes

>>34978196
I haven't lived at home for 3-4 years now.

>>34978218
Who are trying to fool here my mutant friend?

sex is not any better than masturbating, in fact its worse, but blow jobs are dope, get one from a fag, its just as good

>>34978235
>Being this desperate to drag everyone down to your level

>>34978251
that's what you've been doing the whole thread you pathetic waste of oxygen

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I should just move to Europe where I won't be a manlet anymore. I can just say I'm 180cm instead of 5'10".

Or better yet I should just fucking kill myself so my manlet genes won't corrupt the planet.

This is the worst curse to ever befall a man

>>34978401
I'm above you. Metaphorically and literally. I can't bring you DOWN to my level. Only bring you UP. And I refuse to help a bitter loser.

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>>34977461
>tfw hyper ironically 6'

just end this existential nightmare faqq0ts

>>34978444
you're an ugly mutant, look at your toes, you look like a chartoon character that has been steamrolled

how tall are you, 6'9''?

>>34978516
>Thinking I care
Nobody cares. But all girls care that you're a dwarf

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I'm 6'3. I take absolutely no pride in it and I get furious when men are being made fun of because of their height. Out of so many things in life, height is one of the few things that nothing can be done about.

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>girl dumped me because she found a 6' man

5'11" feels. I even tried to fucking convince her that 1 inch isn't much of a difference and she kept going on about how she "just wanted a taller guy"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>gf knows my height
>does the thing where she treats me like a baby
>her "baby voice" is really annoying
>remind her that I'm still half a foot taller than her and I'm still above average and that height isn't everything
>she does it even more
>I start crying
>she dumps me

>>34978563
i am a perfectly normal height and perfectly proportional

that's why im not foaming at the mouth writing bitter posts on an anonimous board

you sad little mutant

>>34978673
>He can't decide whether I'm a small mutant or a 6'9" mutant
Make up your mind you sad little dwarf.

>>34978673
And stop LARPing about being normal. We both know you're a short shut-in.

>>34978692
you're little as in you are unimportant and have little influence

you sad little mutant

>>34978712
Seems like I'm influencing you to be pretty upset. You keep repeating the same shit over and over like it bothers me while it clearly bothers you to be called a dwarf.

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>2 autists trading yous

>>34978814
picking on manlets is legitimately fun tho

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>>34978591
Sounds like the half-rationalizations and justifications of a manlet

>>34978744
nah, i saw your ugly mutant toes i know exactly what you are

you on the otherhand are shooting in the blind

keep shooting sad little mutant, you might hit something :^)

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>>34978955
your pic is how 4chan views male height

this pic is how women view male height

>>34978073
>5'11.5

God emperor of all manlets

>>34975849
I hate the faces. Stop with the faces.

>>34977912
you're a legit gay cunt fuck off

>>34975849
>6'5 alphabull reporting in

guess you didn't drink your milk ;)

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>tfw 5'11"
>thought I was ok

this thread has crushed me

>>34975849

> not responding "you don't look 5'5" you look quite stocky"

P L A Y E D Y O U R S E L F

>>34976799
People like you, man...

>5'8
>Average looking
>Wondered why taller women looked at me with disgust when walking towards me

Good thing is I'm starting to care less and less

>>34979418
Let me to be autist of the hour but sleep is responsible for human growth because only then somatotropin (growth hormone) is produced. Milk only strengthens your bones. So correct answer would be "guess you didnt sleep enough ;)"

>>34977923
>soo tall
>unironical
don't be a complete idiot pls

>>34976925
6'1" is the manlet cutoff
originalo

>bants
>dating

Can this meme fucking stop? People enter a relationship for several core reasons, including stability (emotional, monetary etc.), validation and feeling loved/lusted after. Banter is the antithesis of all of this, yet modern dating is full of it and shit tests involving it.

Where the actual shit has the world's obsession with banter come from? And to defend myself from the inevitable accusations, I'm 6'2, but can empathise with OP.