fembot feels

breasts or vacate the premises

show me the tiddie

>>34976169
>bf is 5'10"
>dating an ftm

>>34976169
manlets aren't people

origomi origonelli

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Showeth thine breasts, harlot!

TFW you're 6ft not a manlet but not special either.

>Bf is 5'9, love that he has the same shoe size as me
>think he is pretty hot

>>34976169
get off my board you ungrateful fucking roastie bitch.

>>34976169
>Tfw 5' 9"
>Literally Hitler's height!
>Feelsgoodman

>>34976169
desu the bait posters on here know how to hurt my feelings worse than any woman.

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>bf is 6'3
>penis is thiccer than my wrist, can hold it with both hands, one above other, with room to spare

>>34977687
Too bad you're a girl (male)

>>34977767
Too bad you're a male, that will never enjoy extremely easy mode.

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>she DOESN'T EVEN have a '6"4 cutoff when dating men
Sad!

This is why we hate you.

>>34978058
doesnt understand it applies everywhere.

why do you think r/gonewild is sop popular retard?

>>34977994
Girl (males) are actually oppressed, whoever said their lives were on easy mode?

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>>34978244
I was just ignoring the claim that I have a feminine penis.

>Girl (males) are actually oppressed
As they should be, they're pretty gross to observe. Though there is a solution to the miserable lIves they live, that the clever ones are able to figure out.

>>34978517
So it's not a feminine penis but a masculine penis?

>>34976169
5'10 is a pretty okay height. Where I live , everyone is a manlet Quit complaining you fucking whore.

>>34978619
Yes. As thick as a closed fist, and lengthy with a slight upward curve. I tried to tuck it once, but it just poked out past the other end like a tail. Now I just let it hang free.

I can't have people thinking I'm a furry.

>>34978677
That's your business, bro

>Fembot
>Fem
>Bot
>BF
Seriously, what the fuck are you doing here

>>34976169
I'm sorry to hear that :(

A 5'10" boyfriend is pretty short and embarrassing, but at least you have somebody, right?

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>>34978701
>implying transparency with business is bad

>>34978677
>77
>>34978777
>777
To normies and religious people it's bad

>>34976169
>tfw 6'3
>tfw well-growing beard
>tfw good looking chest+stomach hair
>tfw no gf

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>>34976169
>5'10"

Dump him, my fembot friend.

>be 5'6
>have a gf

>>34977687
tfw gf has tiny hands so does this with my dick even though it's average af

>>34978777
>>34978677
>>34978517
>>34977687
you try so hard to be funny and "weird" or whatever
just get out fucking stacey

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>says 6'0 on my license
>about a quarter inch shy in reality
>girlfriend learns about it
>dumps me

>tfw got Blacked twice before but can't tell my bf

>>34980500
COAL-BURNING ROASTIE

>>34980500
Why would you tell your BF anyway? I mean, past sex stories come up in conversation every now and then, sure, but I don't think I ever mention race.

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You're all idiots, but fuck if this didn't make me laugh. Manlets BTFO again!

>>34980611
I just feel uncomfortable keeping secrets from him especially that he doesn't really like black people so much

>>34980581
Don't be rude anon

>>34980799
Do you ever wish you could do it again?

>>34980799
Not liking black people so much is a red flag.

That said, keeping secrets is fine and healthy. Especially when they are regarding ones past (rather than the present).

>>34980847
Why not?

>>34980861
>Not liking black people is pretty much a red flag
It is but I love this guy enough to not really mind that he is racist or not

>>34980799
FUG OFF, YOU TOASTY ROASTIE

ORIGINALLY

>be 6'3 male with 5'10 gf
>be alpha as fuck power couple who short peasants fear and worship

>>34980914
fucking roastie DIE DIE U BITCH DIE DIE

>>34978058
You're right, this isn't /b/. So WHY THE FUCK are you trying to circumvent the unoriginal content bot? Provide a comment of value or BTFO.

>>34980914
Liking black people is more of a red flag than liking them. Have it ever lived around them? They're loud, violent, and aggressive. They steal everything they can as a matter of course, they assault anyone they deem to be "asking for it" and their culture is a self-perpetuating downward spiral of "it's not our fault we're shit."
And no, I'm not talking about the nice black family down the street who might as well be white but for their skin color. I'm talking about blacks in a community of their own, I.E., every inner city in the US. Statistically, blacks makes up 13% of the US population, yet commit over 50% of all violent crime in the nation. That's incredibly disproportionate for how many of them there are. Liking blacks is a far bigger red flag than not liking them. Not liking them is just common sense.

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Cheated on my BF a few weekends ago with a light skinned black guy...I'm not going to lie that was probably one of the best orgasms I've had...

>>34981397
very true most posters here are sheltered faggots who never had to deal with blacks at school

>>34981450
>Normie quotes
Get out, you fucking roastie

>>34981450
fucking roastie u deserve to die DIE DIIE


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34980932
>>34981242
>>34981397
>>34981468
>all that unjustified hate towards black people
You guys need to get out stop watching porn and get a life

>>34981580
bLACK PPL ARE FINE BUT NOT ROASTIES


DIE DIE DIE DIE

>Tfw like guys shorter than 5'8 and hairless

But thos guys are always gay or too insecure to date a girl taller than them

>>34981727
what's ur height?

ostiaputa oregano

>>34981727
>hairless
>not gay
>5'7
Please drop your throwaway email

>>34981743
5'9. Also fat desu but total pearchan mode.

>>34981727
i wouldnt date a girl who is taller than me ever

>>34981762
I'm 5'9 or so.

Contact? Just for talk. I'm having a bad day.

>>34981779
[email protected]
Give skype.

>>34981827
Skp: tigretontigreton

>>34981727
>tfw 5'8" ottermode almost hairless amazon chaser

We're out here I promise, please stop ignoring us. If anything I'm less insecure around tall girls because they tend to be less judgemental

>bf is only 6'1
>his dick is only 6.5"
>only makes $12/hr

Dropped