I'm the type of guy who will lend you 100 euros if you ask

>>34979363
Will you buy me some steam games please?

>>34979363

Is this supposed to be thread or a text to a shitty friend of yours?

>>34979363
You probably lend that money with interest you fucking heeb.

>>34979387
I lent 100 euros to my friend for 0 interest

Now he will ask me to give him back every cent I borrow him if i want to buy a cigarete and dont have spare change

It's like the world will never give me a thing for free

while i give things to people just because

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>>34979363

WILL YOU LEND ME 800 BRITISH STERLING TO BUY A HUSKY?!???

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>>34979578
does anyone really think this is funny?

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>>34979591

Its not meant to be funny

>>34979363
maybe you wont have that problem if you learn the distinction between telling and asking

>>34979363
>euros
>Hey, Anon. Can I borrow a f-
[muslim self detonates nearby]

>>34979591
I think that it's pretty funny, actually.

>>34979578
I would lend you a rope so you can neck yourself you pathetic dog-loving creature.

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>>34979363
im the type of girl who will ask you why u need 50 cents for coffee when you lend people 100s of euros?

>>34979591
I don't get it, same tier as roseposters for me.

>>34980596

But you need that rope for yourself anon

>>34980613
>girl

Anyway, probably because he lends money so often, he leaves little for himself.

Regardless if you're a trap or a girl, leave.

>>34980713
i would never date somebody so retarded lol

learn to money manage

>ask a friend for 100 euros
>give him back 100 dollard
Who /jewish/?

Someone can both have money and occasionally be short a couple coins, you autistic cow

Why are dobermans the master race of dogs?

>>34980748
I'm not OP, no one wants your stinky ass vagina and as I said before, you should leave.

>>34979363
>euros
No thanks faggot go kill yourself you germscum

>>34979591
It makes me happy. I like seeing positive things on arcanine instead of cynicism.

>>34980839
underachiever is so mad lol

>>34981071
Call me an underachiever all you like, but I'm a 100% sure I'm doing better than you. I just don't like women in general, especially the ones that come to /r9k/ to attention whore.

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>>34981118
lol so mad

i actually just discovered r9k actually

this board is hilarious, if your looking for a cringe thread this is the board to go :)

glad ur a ''robot'' i heard their doing well in life

>>34981364
I don't care why or how you got here, just leave. And I actually am doing well in life, that doesn't mean I can't hate hoes like you.

I'm probably responding to bait

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>>34981558
sure u do ''robot'' lol

btw mentioning stinky pussy = your a low life

but keep doing well in life

keep doing u boo boo

>>34981579
Whatever, I don't feel any obligation to you. Believe about me what you want.

But we both know you're either a useless whore with no worth aside from your stinky ass vagina, or a useless bored anon role-playing on /r9k/.

>>34981579
You need to be over 18 to use 4chan.

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>>34981644
ahaha right on

> tfw u will marry 5/10 AT BEST
> tfw u will have average kids AT BEST
> tfw u will achieve your dreams

dont worry ''robot'' you will have a family one day

>>34981656
another ''robot'' confirmed for living with parents

you should really get a job and get out of r9k lol

this board makes people way more miserable than they really are

>>34981800
You can rip on us as much as you want, it won't make you less of a useless whore

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>>34981934
whats with you an whore insults? :-(

u know they dont actually work outside of /r9k/

also everybody knows that "whore" insult comes from angry little boys who cant get any

i was actually planning to do some community service for ''robots'' but you guys are jerks, pretending to be nice guys

desu most girls don't like you NOT because youre too smart & anti-chad, rather because most of are sore losers who pretend to be something you are not.

>>34981966
Look bitch (I switched over to a different insult, just for you :^]) I don't need your community service, women are generally not worth investing a lot my time in and I'm not pretending to be anything I'm not.

I told you to leave because you don't belong here. Like most women you have an inflated ego so you think that we owe you shit and that you're doing us a favor. No one here cares about the "help" you're going to give because it's going to be useless. It will be better for both you and /r9k/ if you leave this place.

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>>34982119
damn your really mad lol

> when u care so much to present urself online u try to type properly and respond to every msg

u seem to care awfully lot

have u been hurt this bad?

i promise u will marry 5/10 and will have kids some day, dont be too grumpy in time ull find a girl whos just as autistic as u ;)

>>34982173
I guess that's your only argument. I'm not mad, I'm just sharing my opinion. It's just a negative opinion which is why I seem mad. There is also nothing wrong with how I type, I'm just typing how I normally do.

I haven't been hurt by females and I'm also not planning to get married anytime soon.

I'm going to keep saying it though bitch, leave.

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>>34982277
i dont have an argument lol r u retarded?

> when ur logic is 2 relentless

u are the one who needs to stop lurking at r9k and get outside more, this board makes you more miserable than u really are

>>34982379
Aren't you literally trying deconstruct me by making assumptions about me and calling me mad, so you can "win" and make what I'm saying sound illegitimate?

I'm just going to keep explaining that I have certain disdain for how a large portion of women act and if you come to /r9k/ to attention whore you are one of those women. In conclusion, it's better if you leave /r9k/, for all parties involved.

bitch