You are not a real robot if you don't take a shit while

You're also not a real robot if you don't enjoy the sensation of cold water splashing on your anus while you poop

you're not a real r9k memerino if you don't let a mighty war cry come forth when you poo

Anyone else like to take off their shirt while taking a particularly big shit?

>>34989927
I can't take a shit unless I'm naked.

Anyone else know that feel?

>>34989999
Most patrician way to have a bowel movement.

Quads confirms it.

I've just got a flashback to putting my dick in between the seat and the rim when I was a kid and pushing the seat onto my dick. Wtf. Why did I do this

Sitting on toilet is gross. Robots squat.

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>>34989999

Shadilay!

Same thing here.

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>>34990701
No, they stand.

>>34992023

I've been thinking about doing that and posting it here for the past few weeks.

Great minds think alike

>>34989746
You are not a real robot if you haven't shit your pants at least once due to poor diet and drinking on your own too much.

>>34989927
When i was a kid i used to get completely naked when i took a shit. I also had to get my mom to wipe my ass for way too long. I can't remember how old i was when i finally started doing it myself but it was way too old for sure.

Who here on that squattypotty swag?

>>34992062
Why would you ever want to do that? It's gross

>>34989999
I did that when I was a kid and then I walked out of the bathroom at home without my shirt like George Costanza and my mom yelled at me and asked why my shirt was off and when I told her she told me not to get naked when I poop

>>34990327
Iktfb

I was a masochist from a young age. I used to stick my dick in my zipper and see how far I could zip up. I used to put my dick on the baseboard heater when it was really hot and I got blisters on the head of my penis.

there's still two little brown scars on my wiener, 11 years later at 22

>>34990949
>Shadilay!
Cancer for certain sure