What is a perfect girlfriend to you, anon? Which qualities

>>34992341
>tricking people into "girlfriend" meme
who paid you motherfucker?

>>34992341
She's 2D, why bother asking

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My perfect girlfriend is girl who wants to feed me and pay for me.

chubby
sweaty
big butt
nice feet

>>34992536
Are you a masochist? You seem pretty masochistic to me...

>cute, thin
>kind
>funny
>smart
>introverted
>curious
>artistic

this is my list

>>34992536
Why is everyone suddenly obsessed with chubby girls?

>>34992658
Hmm, it's a very rare combination of things. I can imagine her, but developing some of these qualities being introverted is really hard.

>>34992658
that's what russians call "lampovaya tyan", hehehe

>>34992658
You're so generic, m8

>>34992341
You just posted her OP.

>>34992858
She's a blind alcoholic. Is it perfect to you?

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Here she is. Prove me wrong.

>>34992341
Pic reIated. That's her.

>genuinely interested in the things that you are interested in
>is mostly traditional (i.e. not a feminist)
>wants children
>has minimal social media presence
>tends to be more homely than social

Not that I would ever deserve a girl this nice

>>34992341
I'll tell you when I meet her.
Women so far have been mostly shit.

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Not a normie. i.e. legitimate introversion + edge lord non conformist, but not in the pink hair and nose ring vein.

>>34992933
What if she doesn't want children only cause she can't afford it yet?

>>34992341
Alive

I will go for anything, I dont even care anymore

>>34992963

That's reasonable. I was talking more about women who don't ever want children, without respect to their financial situation.

>>34992971
>alive
>anything
You're too picky anon.

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>Pretty face
>Thin, but not anorexic
>Mute
>Hard-working(as in does everything like cleaning, cooking, working ect.)
>Obedient(as in doesn't complain about having to do everything).

>>34993009
But don't you want to hear a pretty voice?

>>34992341
Someone that loves me unconditionally. Someone that would do anything for me as I would for her. I'm so fucking lonely I'm planning to kill myself soon. I'm not even that ugly, so why does nobody love me?

>>34993048
She is allowed to laugh, but no human speech.

>>34992341
Must:
Funny
Similar Interests (vidya, anime, horror movies)
Cute

Would be nice:
shy
Strong jawline
nice butt, small boobs
thin
virgin
smart

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This girl is perfection, I could deal with the constant narcolepsy.

>>34992341
Me but a girl. Even then, dating is pointless.

I'll fuck anything that talks at this point. Even men.

>>34993073
Oh, I was waititng for someone like you.
If a girl refused to kill a man for you, would you love her less?

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>Stick figure body. Small breasts/flat chested and skeleton limbs.
>Pale skin
>Brown or black hair, brown eyes
>Introverted personality (doesn't necessarily mean shy or quite)
>Depressive exterior, but playful and quirky interior when she warms up

>shy
>introvert
>virgin
>same lifestyle and attitude as me
>different political views so we can swear at each other for hours
She existed at one point, but i lost her lads

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Picrelated. Any other kind of 3DPD piece of crap can go die in a pit.

>>34993166
stay away from my gf

>>34992608
no
>>34992659
I have a slight preference for chub, I don't mind skinny or average girls at all though.

>>34993196
I heard a story about a couple who divorced because of the different political opinions.

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>>34992907
Cirno a ho.

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>>34992341
Pic related is perfect woman.

That being said GFs are lame. There is nothing you can't get from a gf that a cum dumpster booty call and some good friends can't do better.

>>34993156
I would never ask her to do such a thing but I don't think so. I wouldn't force her to do anything that goes against her ethic codes.

>>34993283
but y?

Someone that likes me and is kinda cute. That's it.

>>34993246
Nah, man. The exact opposite happened to me. My first and only kiss was with a grill that we've been angrily yelling at each other cause she is a femicommie and i'm a stormweenie.
I miss her, familia

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>Tall
>Outgoing
>GFD
>Capable of taking care of herself
>Busty
>Intelligent/well-spoken
>Sardonic sense of humor
>Doesn't align herself with any sort of "movement"
>Enjoys foot stuff

Even if she existed, I'd be the last person she'd consider.

>>34992341
Your pic is reminding me of how i really wanted to get into anime after playing this game.

Off topic but can anyone recommend me some anime that's somewhat similar to Katawa Shoujo.
>main characters are in their late teens (high school seniors or college)
>overall realisitc/serious tone
>good storyline, emphasis on romance, feels
>no titties and ass everywhere

Pls. All anime I keep discovering is super autistic.

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like this

>3dpd

>>34992341
shuts the fuck up and does what she's told. And doesn't get moody

>>34993354
Off the top of my head there's Amagami and Golden Time, but GT is mostly shit.

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>>34992341
Someone like Yuno.

>>34993422
Yuki! Yuki! Yuki! Yuki! Yuki!

>>34993414
I've watched Golden Time, didn't really finish it. Amagami looks cool, I'll try it out.

Too Dee

>actually intelligent
>has common sense / practical
>no social media, better if she absolutely hates it
>tolerates me, won't try to change me
>tolerates my guns
>speaks french / from france

>>34993155
>Excluding mute girls

You are too picky man

she exists

originamia

>>34993649
So every existing girl is perfect to you? Or you just claim that a perfect girl exists?

>Pure black hair and is shaggy
>Blue eyes
>5'6
>B cup
>Nice voice
>Can listen to Daft Punk
>/christian/

>>34992720
i am pretty sure she exists. only problem is she is most likely a somewhat serious environmentalist and/or vegan.
>>34992806
of course its generic

Someone who hates all the same things as me and enjoys hating on things. Can't have many friends, be non-virgin or not an introvert and has to be at least 7/10

>Gives actual affection
>Isn't retarded and enjoys having actual discussion
>Being attractive would be a bonus
>Degenerate or pure, not a middle-of-the-road normie

>>34994305
They are usually not fun, but annoying.

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>shy
>sweet
>loving
>likes to go out on adventures or stay at home and watch anime/play vidya in equal measure
>hard for her to keep her hands off me, and not necessarily in a sexual sense. Just lots of kissing, hugging, hand-holding, and cuddling

Introvert
Weeb
Have the same taste in food and music
Wear comfy clothes
Long hair
Not dumb

>2D

Thats my only requirement.

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>never seen a dick so she has no frame of reference for how small mine is
>virgin, but not for batshit insane religious reasons
>nice feet, and the understanding that her feet must be involved for me to get off
>loyal to the death
>anime, vidya, etc.
>looks like pic related

Does she exists, lads?

>>34994592
Would you date Osaka from Azumanga?

>>34994650
Of course! It's just very hard to find a girl like this.

>>34994532
get your crispy bacon outta here

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>>34994805
But she's objectively best girl.

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>>34992341
Just somebody with similar interests who I can have conversation with would be enough.

>is right-wing
>enjoys watching wrestling and perhaps wrestling with me
>isn't fat or chubby
>has a "guy" sense of humour
>wears her hair in a ponytail
>likes wearing jeans, trainers, hoodies - typical male clothing
>is not black or east asian
>is a virgin too
>has quite a dominant but not bitchy personality

Real standards:
Attractive enough for me to fuck. At least a 5/10 in the face department, can be a little chubby or a little thin, don't care as long as she's healthy. Any personality as long as she's kind.

Completely Perfect Standards:
Curvy, with all her fat in the nice spots.
Big ass and titties
Thick thighs
Wide hips.
Curly brunette hair, brown eyes, white but with skin on the darker side.
Super introverted and comfortable with silence. Loves literature. Pretty voice.
Kind.
Great dirty talker.
Obedient and submissive.
Romantic.
Good fashion sense to help me not dress like an autist.

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An undying loyalty that only my fellow men seem to posses.

Someone who is as emotionally bitter and crude as me, but would be willing to open up and get to know me.
You could be cold to other people and then go home for some hot and confident passion.
>Also thicc/muscular is best body type

Like our ancestors, fertile and attractive.

>>34992341
>white
>decent body(not too fat nor auschwitz tier)
>loves me
>hasn't taken a million dicks


I won't get perfection so the bar isn't high.

>>34992341
> Appearance
Is brunette, has a pretty smile and smiles at me a lot, heavier side of normal weight, large breastesez, overall soft and comfortable.

> Personality
Is kind hearted in general, and especially supportive of her bf. Understands that I am socially anxious and isn't grossed out by the amount I sweat in social situations. Likes my cats.

Intelligent and pushes me a little to better myself in my career because she knows it's ultimately what makes me happy. Does not work in my field.

Is generally a happy person and cheers me up.

>>34992341
someone who likes anything creative or analytical. like math or science or art of any kind. someone who is loving and affectionate i am overly affectionate so it would be nice to have that requited and a virgin so that we lose our virginity together on our wedding night

>>34992341
I just want someone that's willing to hug me really tight, kiss, go on dates and stuff

who's also willing to explore sex

>>34994650
>virgin but not religious
literally unobtainable why the fuck would she not just fuck people if she wasn't religious there is no reason. sex and intimacy is a correlation that the church brought to us without this view sex is not associated with romance and therefore marriage but rather is just one commodity among many like food or music. unfortunately for you it is a commodity for women to get freely and men to have to beg and scrounge for unless they are chad.

boyfriend edition
>white
>skinny
>uncircumcised
>preferably dark hair
>nice feet
>well read
>asshole to most but nice to me
>similar political views
>logical/rational/intelligent
>puts up with my autism & lack of experience

Bonus:
>German
>smarter than me (though that's v likely anyway)
>not a redditor
>fellow virgin
>not religious

I guess I've never really thought about it. I've never had a bf so I don't really know what makes a good one.

>>34995420
>tfw fit most of those requirements except not German (also don't know if i'm smarter than you)

What sort of political views do you have?

>short
>cutesy personality
>really loving/caring
>tolerates my hobbies
>homebody

likes history, kinda resembles me politically and want kids

>of European descent
>sweet/nice
>loyal
>doesn't care for friends too much
>a bit thick, or at least not too skinny
>plays video games
>no/little social media
>introverted, prefers to stay at home or just away from crowds/groups
>enjoys cuddling, and making love

>>34995420
location, age, and contact?

>>34995495
I guess "right-wing". I'm not very politically informed (at all). Somewhat /pol/ would be nice
>>34995621
I live in Socal but I don't know about giving out any personal info on here

>>34995725
I live in socal too.
Do you have kik or Skype? I can give you mine if you want.

Someone who would return feelings of affection would be nice

A powerful reality warper would be the perfect girlfriend. Everything else will fall into place.

>5'6
>thin
>dark brown shoulder length hair
>motherly
>kind
>not a libtard

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>big fat butt
>careless
>smells bad
>uses my face as a chair

>>34992971
>Alive

C'mon mate lets be honest here.

Not giving me the silent treatment when I want to talk to them about something they don't at that moment would be nice. I get that treatment too much from people.

>>34992341
>virgin
>cute and small
>loves me

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>>34992341
Thin or bit chubby
White
Virgin
Introverted
Likes giving blowjobs
Plays video games

The perfect girlfriend is the one who loves me unconditionally, and I love her in the same way.

>>34992341
An average sized girl who I could just watch movies with all day and cuddle (ideally redheaded, but its all good if not). Not afraid to laugh at herself when I make fun of her but is also able to poke fun at me. Gotta like to enjoy a nice joint at the end of a long day, or the beginning of the day, or just whenever we wanna get high. Not too bothered if she's introverted or extroverted.
A kinky masochist in the bedroom would be nice too.

>>34992341
I don't want a girlfriend, I essentially want a slave.
>Asian
>Under 100 pounds
>5 foot 3 or shorter (shorter is better)
>Mute, can only moan and scream
>Cute feet for bastinado
>Drools a lot when gagged
Yep.

>>34995791
Give me yours I suppose.

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Because of her sense of humour, wits, perfect looks and she will never be satisfied with you, forcing you to always improve or lose her.

>>34992341
>shortstack qt
>has a job but is lazy at home
>let's me cook and do household chores for her
>loves to cuddle
>intellectually curious, can talk about anything
>doesn't mind that I'm quiet
>sexually submissive sometimes
>doesn't do any drugs
>no tattoos or piercings

>>34996101
kik: ytmu

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short haired dark elves

>>34996237
nice origanono

>Ginger
>Short (5'6 or less)
>Slim or at least average size
>Good sense of humour
>Doesn't get easily offended
>Doesn't have to do any drugs, but doesn't mind me taking them
>Enjoys a bit of light pet play e.g. being stroked, scratched behind the ears etc
>Likes to teach me things she's interested in that I don't know about
>Likes to cuddle and watch a movie or play a game or something
>Isn't afraid to show affection in front of others
>Likes to be dominated during sex
If you are any or all of these things, feel free to drop me some contact details

>>34996075
I'm with this guy. A tiny asian slave would be fucking ideal. If I was able to swap her out for a new one once she got used up, that would make it perfect.

Perfect woman would have to not be a whore first.

This alone excludes 95% of the women in the world.

>is ugly
>wont leave me
>bloated 24/7

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>some kind of scarring
>yet also cute
>shy and full of anxiety
>dark hair
>nice and loyal
Basically Hanako desu

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>>34997859
the fact that she will never gaze at me like this as I drift off to sleep is a source of constant torment for me.
you have good taste, anon.