Anyone here poly?

>>35067890
There are a lot of mentally ill robots so probably

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I think I am. I'm going to a polyamorous-friendly meetup in a few days. Monogamy feels so artificial and needlessly restrictive to me.

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poly feels like a mega meme

>>35067921
>polyamorous-friendly meetup
sounds like a top cringefest

yea I'm poly and I'm bi

>>35067890
>>35067921
In both instances a guy and a girl share one girl.

Seen others where its multiple men sharing a girl.

Poly=cuck

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>>35067890
i'm a triplex-bestial necrophile, so yes, but it requires a very specific situation where i have to have some extra cash to sacrifice at least a goat (or a few rabbits), and pay for a couple hookers to skin them, saw their limbs, and then usually cook their meat after I've had my way with their mutilated carcasses, usually while being groped by a hooker, or having my ass tongued, and balls electrically prodded. I've only done this twice, because i'm a wage slave and this cost me something like 1.5 grand to complete.

that kind of sexual life would obviously be idyllic as a more long term, committed relationship, but it's extremely difficult to find others even remotely near me with similar fetishes.

>>35067890
No I'm not a cuck or retarded but thanks for asking

I don't consider myself poly. But I am in a few open relationships/friends with benefits. Does that make me poly?

>>35067890
No, but my wife and her boyfriend are.

no that's fucking gay as shit and cuckold-tier
1 man multiple wives polygamy is the only acceptable arrangement without it being gay.

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dunno man
I never have had feelings a jealous desire for another person, where I would need to be monogamous, yet I can't imagine having any trouble being monogamous either, as long as there are no double standards involved and everybody's on equal footing both seem to work

I don't understand how I can be neutral to something so major but I am as far as I can tell.

slightly concerning desu

>>35068823
No man needs more than two wives. Any more than that and it's just a private brothel

>>35068836
The chances are very high that you're a special snowflake

>>35067890
Why did you start this thread again? Do you get some satisfaction from bragging your threesomes among incels?

>>35068852
in what sense?

I'm not sure what is supposed to be "unique and beautiful" about my neutrality and confusion

unless you are implying I'm "special"

>>35068002
Thanks for the info. You're on my kill list now. I'll do the same to you as you did to those poor animals. No mercy. I promise. ;)

>>35068002
I cannot grasp the true form of your fetish.

>>35068904
vegans are normies and need to get the fuck out

>>35067890
>poly
I doubt most of us even meet the mono prerequisite

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>>35068962
>mfw I realise chad's natural state is being in a poly relationship with 10 females at the same time

>>35068846
What's wrong with having a private brothel?

>>35068931
While I can definitely empathize with their compassion for the horrible and cruel suffering animals go through, the power tripping and fanaticism is very cringey

>>35068986
Chad here. It's true. But 10 is a bit much. I'm in 4 at the moment, seems to be about right.

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>>35068992
Seek to create a happy and strong family

>>35067890
How can robots enjoy multiple partners if they can't even manage to get one?

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>>35069017
this board is now property of Chad.
Betabots as always BTFO'd by alpha males. Go cry in your corner, robbit.

>>35068931
I'm not a vegan, you brainless f*cking idiot. I'd even eat your flesh after making couple of prostitutes rape your mutilated body (because I am not into such). Seriously, if you are doing what you do, you do not deserve to live. It is okay to kill an animal for food, especially if you have no other sources of nutrition, BUT, if you kill an animal both for nutrition AND to get ultimate pleasure by raping its body, you're nothing but a subhuman filth, who needs to be removed.

Nothing more to say. Be certain, that one day, you and your kind will experience slow and painful death. I promise.

>>35069059
what in fuck

why is it ok to kill an animal so you can eat it

but not so you can fuck and eat it

the animal has the exact same experience

also
>implying I was him

>>35069007
I honestly find it too much maintenance as well as time draining. 2 girls on call at a time is the perfect number IMO.

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>>35069038
This is my corner
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35069080
It depends on the distance as well. 2 are local, 2 in different countries. And one of them I'm dumping soon because she's so annoying. I will just get a bit more sex out of her before that.

>>35069118
>different countries

European?

>>35069007
I just want you to know that I hate you Chad

>>35069002
I seriously hope that someone kills your friend and rapes his mutilated body before eating him. Wonder if that makes you gringe. :)

>>35069074
Yes the animal has, but you don't.

Sorry, need to go. This place seems to be full of mentally disabled.

>>35069074
don't argue with normalfags and "muh fee fees for muh animaws :("
>>35068002
do you at least bathe the hookers in the goat's blood and fuck them afterwards. Seems like a waste to just hire them to do the heavy skinning work.

>>35067890

I had a thing a few years ago where me and my best friend would break up with our gfs and then date each others exes, and then break up and go back, and it go to the stage where it was just silly and we decided fuck it lets just date both at the same time, and we were like a four way relationship

everyone thought we were always cheating because we just kept up appearances that we had normal relationships, lead to some top keks where someone tried to blackmail me thinking I wouldnt want my gf or friend to know I was fucking his girl and I told him to fuck off and he got super scared of me that he couldn't intimidate me with this for some reason

>>35069167
Yes, European.

>>35069193
No reason to hate me, bro. It's not like I'm taking anything away from you. On the contrary, you should start thinking on how you as well could plunge into the world of NSA relationships.

>>35067890
Nope i don't want aids or autism.

Stupid people that are ugly and clearly unsexy probably shouldn't run around turning people off of sex.

>>35069438
>autism

Dude what. Besides, you being here means you most likely have autism already.

>>35067890
>tfw no poly 4some with three other male robots

>>35069745
No I'm personally just here to humiliate some people who who frequent this board just to ruin their day/life.
They're ugly in real life so they hide out here for leisure.

>>35067957

A cuck meetup

>>35068846

No man needs any wives, just bitches to fuck.

>>35067890
>anon, i'm pregnant. isn't it wonderful?
>it's chad's

The only way for someone to not get cucked is if there's only one guy in the relationship

I don't even have enough effort for one relationship nevermind 2

>>35067890

Do you mean bisexual? Yes, lots of us.

>>35067890
Me and my main girlfriend have a few other girlfriends AMA

>>35068881
Probably some fag who fucked two 3/10 bitches and thinks he's hot shit for fucking girls who are 1 inch from suicide

>>35067890
There's a saying that two 5s make a 10. From what I've seen of polyamorous relationships, a 2 and a 3 don't make a 5. Unless your goal is to disappoint two people at once, I wouldn't recommend.

>tfw have a cute poly trap gf
I'm going to get cucked, aren't I?

Hindu here.

>>35072825
He's going to fuck a lot of dudes.

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>>35072858
There's literally billions of poos. How the fuck is that comment original?

>>35067921
poly meetup?

it's going to be a lot different than you fantasise. it's going to be full of sjw type she-hams. make sure you have a get out plan.

>>35068002

I sexually Identify as a ghost pirate. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sailing the undead seas searching for the afterlife of dave jones' locker . People say to me that a person being a ectoplasmic-sea captain is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm sp00ky. I'm having an ethereal cutlass created, a 17th century french sloop and a ghostly crew of shanty singers bought. From now on I want you guys to call me "deadbeard" and respect my right to kill rival poltergeist and photonically phase my being into the next realm . If you can't accept me you're a phantom-buccaneerphobe and need to check your undead-aquatic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding matey.

>>35067890
I've been in a relationship with three other women at the same time. I don't really know how to explain it, but it works. I'm not sure what everyone is talking about when they say, "dude cuck," because my sexual experience says contrary.

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>Educate
>Agitate
>Organize

Fucking commie scum

>>35069262
I agree with you anon, but that goat torture guy was 100% trolling

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>>35073457
I got game.

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>>35067890
I could certainly go poly (not even afraid of being a "cuck" in someone's eyes) - IF - there existed poly girls who are not feminists / SJWs / "queer" / new-age neohippies / bullshit degree students/graduates / nutcases filled with daddy issues.

I can't even manage to get 1 girl to like me.

>>35067890
My oneitis wants us to have another girlfriend together, which i am interested in.

She knows there will never be other guys, though.

>>35068002
please please please fucking KYS