All Your Ancestros got Laid

It was easier to score back then

All your ancestors also had a lot of siblings who didn't score.

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>>35113080
the times have changed. there is no purpose.

>>35113069
Because in the 1960s and back being a manlet wasnt a bad thing. Now days due to human evolution and steroids in our food the average human height has sky rocketed. I enhirte3d my parents shitty genes in a time where society deems hand unworthy. Women also were.t as promiscuous and picky as they are now. They settled for what was good for them.

Eat a dick.

>>35113069
Most of our ancestors reproduced by mitosis you baka anon

>>35113069
>IF THEY DID, WHY CAN'T YOU?
Because since the spawn of civilization religion has ensured that there was monogamy instead of a free sexual market which means betas that wouldn't normally got to breed had kids.
Also non of my ancestors were born to 33 year old mothers and had autism.
I'm the last in a long line of betas who have been propped up by the help of the state.

>>35113069

This is technically true. However, I am the result of artificial insemination by an anonymous sperm donor.

>>35113069
>IF THEY DID, WHY CAN'T YOU?
I actually am taking girlfriend applications.
The trouble is I'm just getting so many of them I'm not sure how to narrow down candidates that would be suitable mates to mate with.