Can a girl (female) please talk to me? I am dying of loneliness.

Sure, anon. I'm a GIRL ("female"). What would you like to talk about?

>>35114052
>girls
>internet
>4chan
>/r9k/
>thread >>35114052
>talking to you
>relieving you of your loneliness
Not gonna happen.

>>35114078
How are you? What do you think of kissless virgins?

>>35114052
hello, anon
tell me about yourself

>>35114117
>How are you?
Exhausted. My bf and I had an argument 2 days ago about other girls texting him and now we're sorta stand-offish atm.

>What do you think of kissless virgins?
kinda weird tbg

>>35114190
are you also a girl then?
Do you have discord or skype or something?
I'm a lonely girl and I need other girls to talk to, also having relationship issues

Hi sweetheart. I hear that you are feeling so lonely :( you deserve a hug. T_T

Why do you think a girl will cure you of this?

>>35114117
Still admirable because it means you're saving yourself and you aren't a roastie. At least you can justify it like that if you're insecure about it. You go, girl!

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>>35114190
>>35114235
This can't be happening. Is this real life? Am I in the wrong place?

>>35114172
I'm a young hikki who wastes his free time being on his computer or playing games. I have no special hobbies or interests and there's just nothing interesting about me. Lately I have become really lonely and depressed, I do not want to be alone, I want to love someone and be loved back. But all the time I get reminded that no one loves me, and I doubt that will ever change. Thinking about that hurts so much, but it is the truth. In the past few months I have thought a lot about suicide, but I don't know if I will really end it.

On the bright side, I am trying to improve. I am learning an instrument and planning to stop being a neet. I want to be more social.

>>35114190
Why is being a kissless virgin weird? I am not one by choice?

>>35114243
Thanks. I don't remember someone hugging me even once in the last few years, I wish someone would actually hug me.

>>35114269
I'm not a girl, but thanks.

>>35114304
>Why is being a kissless virgin weird?
>>>>>I am not one by choice?<<<<<

exactly. so something is probably wrong with you.

>>35114284
>can two lonely men be roleplaying on an anonymous imageboard?
yes

>>35114304
>Why is being a kissless virgin weird? I am not one by choice?
You are not going to get the answer you are hoping for.

>>35114304
do you have some sort of contact info?

>>35114304
Oh didn't mean to put a question mark on "I am not one by choice" btw.

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>>35114317
Even if they are being completely disingenuous, two girls....talking about relationship issues.... on this board?

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>>35114052

Here's a present for you, OP: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5w0vdq/hey_men_of_reddit_what_are_some_romantic_gestures/

Enjoy!

>>35114317
>>35114360
There are no females on this board.

>>35114348
Yes, I have Skype, Discord and Kik, but I don't want to post it here publicly. You can mail me your contact info if you want. [email protected]

>>35114388
First and last time i go on reddit, that made me deppressed as fuck.
Lucky fuckers have such loving wives

>>35114304
I wish you to get a hug too. I believe it's just a matter of finding a way to be accessible (physically) to the people in the world who relate to you and would care.

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>>35114399
>thinks we really want to talk to him
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MPxgeTCNcG

>>35114431
Tryhard as fuck lmao

>>35114431
A part of me finds it funny
A part of me finds if absolutely disgustingly emotional abusive

I don't have wifey and am lucky to be alive

>>35114360
Fucking newfags

This board is /soc/ 2.0. Plenty of females.

>>35114497
>emotional abusive
no shit.

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>>35114052
P-please be my t-tomodachi senpai, I will try to make you happy

Please give me a chance desu

>>35114747
get out of here you queer.

>>35114399
i sent you an email, originale

>>35114747
Yes sure! Can you mail me your Skype, Discord or Kik please? [email protected]

>>35114836
before I do, are you ok with transgirls?

>>35114850
No, I'm sorry. :/

>original comment

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>>35114052
fuck this image

>>35114885
>>35114836
email me back OP

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>>35114885
well fuck you too transphobic ass