I'm tired of this shit, I shave my ass, I shower at least

Have you ever heard of powder?

wtf anon

>>35172044
How do you shave your ass anon?

>>35172223
you get a cheese grater

>>35172044
1. stop being quite so fat
2. get a shower head and spray your asscrack with hot water
3. eat more fiber

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Fold up a wad of toilet paper and stick it between ur cheeks. Should haelp.

>>35172044

It's just sweat don't worry about it

>>35172265 but duper we'll make you po more!?

>>35172241
I'm seriously seriously seriousness please answer my question

>>35172633
with a razor?
orgnal

>>35173115
What if you scratched your asshole?

>>35172044
Stop being a fat ass.

But in the mean time you need a muffler aka a wad of folded up toilet paper placed between your ass cheeks.

>>35172265
Actually my dude, I have lost weight. I've been going to the gym 5 days a week and eating more rice and chicken/fish. I've been doing this shit for about 2 years. I'm getting tired of this bullshit, I only break my diet on Sunday eating just a pizza.

>>35172389
I know, but I just fucking hate it

>>35173211
It has happened...

>>35173273
but you're still fat, and because of that your body produces more sweat. adapt or enjoy shrek ass forever

>>35173345
This is the hell I chose during my teenage years.

So, am I supposed to keep going with my routine or increase my time in the gym?

I think my ass is making me go insane.

I'm not doing this to attract grills btw. I do this because I just got tired of not being able to wear the clothes I like. Kinda health too

>>35172044

antipersperant

spray or stick

you choice

>>35173394
you could just do like me and lay in bed all day not eating

sugar is a drug, it suppresses your immune system. being addicted to food is like being a drug addict

>>35173437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvMR0jBj2yQ

Stop shaving your ass.

>>35173574
The problem is it was even worse when my ass was hairy

>>35172044
Put some gasoline in you ah then light it on fire it'll help

>>35172044
Get a Bidet

how do u shave ur ass? im not putting a razor anywhere near my ahole

>>35172044
Dont shave your ass

>>35173437
Spraying antiperspirant on your asshole isn't a good idea, dude.