What would you do for Stacy, robot? If you see this situation

what does "wyd???" mean

>>35183344
It's "wat do?" In melanin-speak.

what do you prefer op, vitriol focused on women or
360 meme?
I only got time for one

Stand around looking impatient because she's holding up the line

>>35183321
I'd be grateful as the card error would ensure more time to stare at her arse.

I wouldn't fucking pay though, I don't have 300 to drop on some whitenighting.

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>>35183321
Wait for her to leave so that I could purchase my items?
Why the fuck would I ever help a fucking Stacy?
2D master race, you fucking orbiters on this board need to realize this now.

>>35183321
Nothing. Being a beta and paying her bill won't get me laid.

>>35183321
what place are we shopping at, why am i here

Why the fuck would anybody care?

>>35183321
Ask what the fuck did she buy at a coffeeshop that costs 300 dollars

"that sucks heh!"

*Pick my nose*

*Fart*

>>35183400
Fucking this.
Went to get some ice creams from the shop with my mate and we fot held up. Some woman had lost her VISA and had to user her eftpos cars or vice versa. She had to transfer money on her phone. She waited until she got the total before doing it while a cue was building behind her. She then walked off without her purse and held everyone up even more. Should've known she would be inconsiderate, she had a bluetooth earpiece.

>>35183321
SUCKS TO BE YOU!
my moolah is for meeeee
plus paying for her shit is desparate

>>35183321
Laugh, really hard. Has happened to me before.

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>>35183321
I'd take a picture of that ass and post it here somewhere. Maybe a faggot will save it and repost it on r9k ages after.

I pride myself in the fact that I never did a favor for roasties that didn't do me a equal favor beforehand.

>>35183344
means something in Niglish

>>35184070
Lost. Sides never stood a chance

>>35184070
>niglish
It literally just means what do you do? or what you do? or wat do... relax dude

>>35183321
>implying i'd do anything
>implying i'd bend over backwards for some dumb ass roastie
Paying her bill would just make me look like some pathetic beta orbiter.

Buy her shit and keep it

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>>35183492
this shit right hererere

>>35183321

laugh at her silently and walk away

*judge her in English*

>>35183321
I would gladly pay her bill and ask nothing in return but her friendship!

>>35186063

i would, if we were long time friends and i was absolutely in love with her.

but a random stranger?

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Honestly if I didn't think it'd get me branded as a white knight I'd pay
Hell, I'd do the same for anyone (if they weren't being dicks).

>>35183321
Mumble something like "oh shit" and wait for all that mess to get sorted out.

>>35186128
Well, I'd pay for someone's groceries if they were like $20 dollars short MAX, and that's if I was in a good mood.
I'm not paying $300 for some girl i'll never see again, when they're buying clothes.

>>35183321
laugh in an original way.

>>35184645
>he understands niglish

fuck my life

>>35183321
This right here is why im seriously considering chemical castration, cause I know if that happened and she turned around and asked me all coy and flirty like I would seriously consider it. I know I shouldnt but some innate urge forces me to consider it

>>35186158
Wait was she buying clothes
In that case nevermind I wouldn't pay for that much

>>35183321
"Rape"

Its not like you guys didnt think about it but id do it

>>35183321
LMAO! That's what you get you dumb cunt burn the coal pay the toll!

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>>35183321
Fucking roasties
I fucking hate them so much, stupid sluts living life on easy mode

>>35186194
It's not even bugling. You seriously have never heard of the abbreviation wyd? Even with common sense you could've figured out the w and the d. Come on anon.

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>>35186287
>You seriously have never heard of the abbreviation wyd? Even with common sense you could've figured out the w and the d. Come on anon.
>Even with common sense
>common sense
U kinda thicc in the hed, yeh?

Slam her face on the desk and rip off her pants and then go to town

"Meet me in the car with the windows covered and we can work something out."

If she let me have access to all 3 holes I'd give her $150.

>>35186210
This, let's be honest boys. She's either getting fucked or not, that's all women's lives are.

>>35183344

what you doing???

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>>35183321
stare at her arse. not gonna waste 300$ on that whore, thats for sure.

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>>35183321
Story related in premise, these bitches don't deserve any help.
>Smalltown highschool
>Had to stay behind after like 5 PM for tutoring once
>It was storming outside
>See car with emergency lights turned into a flood ditch
>Maybe I can help
>Start getting closer and realize it is a Stacy that used to bully me in middle school
>Keep driving
>She throws her hands up in the air like she was upset I left
Choke on it bitch, I hope you stood out in the rain for hours.

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i'd do nothing

would anyone actually do anything? especially on /r9k/

>>35183321
>Excuse me miss...
>Y-Yes?
>I couldn't help but to overhear you are having some difficulties paying your bill.
>U-uh yeah...
>Well, could you step to the side right now and allow me to pay for my bill so I can move on with my day...you're holding up the line.

>tfw she does this every week to sucker some whiteknight faggot into paying her way in life because she's attractive.
>tfw she takes your phone number, and you think she's attracted to you because you're a kind, considerate provider.
You see her phone 6 weeks and 5 coffee "dates" later and notice that your number is saved under the name, ' Tuesday Free Lunch'.

This is a real thing. You limp-dick faggots make it so.
Good job!

Glance at her ass again, look to see if there are any other registers open that will be faster, then go on with my day.

lmao! do you really think you'll get something from her when you're no chad?

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>>35183321

nothing. do you expect me to lay out 300 dollars because some random slut failed to pay her bills?

>>35183321
nothing. why would I help some random whore?

>>35188535
>PEOPLE want you to think this is a thing that happens

turbo-leftist beta cuck here. i understand that she probably doesn't need the clothes anyways and sympathize more, in my own wretched anal-regressive way, with the plight the of factory workers.

also i would probably look and see if my own ass was photoshopped in this reality, too.

>>35183321
I have no chance with women, especially with attractive ones so I wouldn't help her hoping for sex. There is no logical reason to do anything.

>>35183321
What's with this fucking top?

>>35183321
Stare at her ass, fantasize about her sitting on my face, and wait for her to get the fuck out of the line. Im not paying for her shit.

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pull out my finely crafted folded nippon steel katana and slice her in half for being a threat to my chadlings that im growing in the basement

>>35189476
Shit dude what do you plan to do with those? Guinea Pigs?

>>35189397
It's for fucking.

>>35183321

I'd sigh warily knowing that my 5 minute stop at this store has turned into a 25 minute stop. Then I'd stare at her ass with both lust and hate.

>>35183321
Why would I pay for someone? I'm not a fucking cuck

>>35184645
>relax dude
Nobody is freaking out but you, my man.