r9k age census I'll do it with a strawpoll so we don&#

wew lad only 7 votes and 25+fags already getting btfo

>3 underageb&
Fucking hell

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>>35183242
>all the kids here
my god

>>35183242

35

arrivederci

post yfw not even 15% of the board is 25+

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>>35183498
GET FUCKED OLDFAGS

THIS IS OUR BOARD

>this many underagefags
REEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK BACK TO >>>/REDDIT/

>>35183563
60% of the board is under 20

wew lad

>1 vote for <12

millenialfags btfo

>>35183242
>Getting kind of sick of all the 25+fags constantly going on about this being their board.
fuck you little faggot. we don't need kids here. go watch your cartoons and let the men have their fun.

>>35183690
Go kill yourself already, you old sack of shit

>>35183685
Actually, it's us who don't need you here

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>>35183690
>oldfag gets triggered about not being the majority

>>35183690
>let men have their fun
>bitching about how much their lives suck
>contemplating on ways of ending it all
>discussing fetishes among men who are most certainly disgusting
>FUN
HAAHAHHHAHA

>>35183701
Normie kids coming here thinking they can say shit. Watch and learn. All your threads will be derailed and saged. This place is not for you. You faggots couldn't even read just yesterday.

>>35183717
meant for
>>35183690

original oregon oregano

>>35183242
Because you shouldnt be on here.. if you are under 19-20, you should be out enjoying your childhood.. not sitting on here.. youll get the completely wrong ideas about life

Youth is wasted on the young

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>>35183701
>>35183746
>>35183755
run along you trap fapping failures

go back to ree'ing how it's 'over' at 19

>>35183690
>men
* bois

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>>35183774
>all your threads will be ignored and saged
>literally not even a fifth of the population here

>>35183780
Why didn't you, you pathetic loser desu

>>35183785
>implying my sexuality
>current year
I'm only here temporarily.
You, on the other hand, I don't think you're getting our of here anytime soon.

>>35183785
>implying I like traps

I only fap to the purest hentai

>>35183882
>ur
you're probably like 14
>inb4 I'm 18

>>35183849
>he thinks there's an off this ride
wew

>>35183928
>hurr, leave my board you, I'm old
>the ride never ends
Make up your fucking mind, do you want me gone or not?

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>>35183928
>you're all young and can get laid because you're young
>you're here forever faggot just like the rest of us

>The amount of underage.
>Thinks about all the gore and shit ive seen in the past few years on this board alone.

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>>35184069
>implying you didn't like gore too back when you were an underageb&

I know I did, I still got a folder of that shit

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>>35184069
You don't notice because adults and kids with autism are pretty much the same there is no mentally maturing like with normal people

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>>35184051
I wasn't who you were originally speaking to.

>>35184018
>>35184228
O
origato

>>35183611
what do they mean by this?
almonds

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>>35184228
>were all destined to be failures and anyone who wants to escape the robot life is a failed notmie

kys

>>35184255
18-20 34
15-17 24
12-15 7
<12. 1

66% exactly is under 21

old fags get the fuck out

What are us 20+ folks gonna do now that we know we're surrounded by babbies here?

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>So tell me, why are you here?

Some cute ass dude I has oneitis on broke all ties with me and there is a good chance that he is banging my ex right now

also i'm an autistic virgin

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>>35184501
You have two options
Kill yourself or accept your new gen z overlords

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>>35184821
>pokemon GO playing normos
>overlords

>So tell me, why are you here?

I came here to make myself feel better a few years ago. Life was looking up after graduating highschool. Still was here making myself feel a bit better because I wasn't full robot. I failed out of first year uni. Never got a job for more than a month.

One day I looked up and realized the few barriers separating me and you guys were gone.

>>35184869
>implying catching pokemon isn't what you always wanted

>>35183242
I just turned 21

>>35184936
just so long as you aren't like the whiny 25+cucks, you can stay <3

>>35183242
I'm 19. Been browsing since I was 14ish though. Because of my prior underageb& ways, I can safely say that a good amount of r9k is underage because they all act retarded. I'm here because I didn't have any friends in school and I ended up dropping out and now I'm currently a NEET. Looking to get GED soon though.

>>35185001
I've been coming here since I was 14 too

I would sit in a corner of the room browsing 4chan on my laptop and people would come around and watch me shitpost on r9k

I had friends back 6th-10th grade, I just can't make conversation anymore for some reason

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>>35184924
I'm G1 masterrace, there ARE ONLY 151.

>>35185168
>first pokemon game was diamond

feelsbadman

>>35183242
if you aren't 20+ you should leave

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>>35184936
>>35184987
>>35185001
>>35185150
aw garsh, look at the little scamps "H-hey, me too, guise!!"

get out

>>35183242

I'm here because I'm 5'6" and 18 yr old K(possibly HH)V

I was born black in a primarily white town. A very bad idea for many reasons.

>>35185224
>5'6
>black

Holy shit god must really hate you

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>>35183242
>tfw when all these "broken robots" are just whiney little bitchds who don't know shit about the world yet

get fucked

>>35185738
>internet my entire life
>"don't know shit about the world"
nice meme famalam

>>35183242
>Age
20

>source of income
Clerk/Cashier at CVS

>Threads that are bad for /r9k/

people complaining about too many fembots threads, resulting in more fembot threads to pop up more frequently becoming a problem

Underage kids pretending to make up stories and or not being genuine saying they are not normies

FUCKING NORMIES threads GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35185191
<20s are the majority senpai
you leave nigga

>>35183242
>15-17
>22%
k

Just waiting for another thread to die so I can focus on studying. I can be obsessive like that.

>>35187867
that ain't happening desu

old fags shall remain eternally btfo

>>35187887
But I got a bf and spent time abroad. Doesn't that mean I'll make it?

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>Getting kind of sick of all the 25+fags constantly going on about this being their board.

I'll tell you why this is our board. All you kiddies out there are only here because it's a phase for you. You don't even believe the hateful, edgy shit you say here; you only spout about it because you think it's funny. You're 19 and your gf dumps you and you think you're all sad and can never move on but guess what, you will.

Us 25+'ers are here because deep down we're actually pissed. The shit we say on here is what we actually mean. We've found ourselves past the point of no return and this is our only outlet.

>>35185738
Anon has a point though? If you're not even an adult yet chances are you haven't even begun to experience how fucking shit life can be for you.

>>35183242
Looking for a greentext thread because on mobile so can't create one.