What would you think if I disrobed in front of you?

>>35248842
>woah, this man looks like an obese dicklet instead of the ripped sex god he posted on 4chan that he said was him

who are you and why are you getting naked

>I hope he likes trannies and doesn't want me to kill myself

>>35248842
would wonder why you think you're going to impress anyone with a half chub.

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>>35248842
what the fuck is wrong with your neck LFMAO

You're ginger lol

>>35248842
lol nice miniature balls
was it cold or something?

>>35248894
Only my penis is.

>>35248842
lmao nice photoshop skills faggot :^)

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>>35248842
I wanna cuddle

originally

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>>35248842
>>35248870
>>35248883
I love how people on this board will insult people like pic related despite him looking better than 99% of the people here, and when an ugly person is posted everybody compliments them

is this some sort of ugly/manlet/dicklet defense mechanism? kek

>>35248958
>this some sort of ugly/manlet/dicklet defense mechanism?
Yes

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im trying to get the same "thick" appearance

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>>35248958
>people on this board will insult people like pic related
What does that man have to do with being a fat loser with a small penis who pretends to be a muscular Chad on 4chan?

>>35249034
I may be muscular but am no Chad desu, KHV for life

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>>35249034
>>35249034
>small penis
>at least 7 inches and bigger than 95% of this board
lol!

he probably gets laid all the time while you sit here pointing out the most minor flaws in his body despite you looking worse than him

proof
>post pic of myself saying im ugly and hate it
everyone compliments me and tries to cheer me up
>post same pic of myself acting smug and saying i look better than most fags on r9k
everyone proceeds to point out all kinds of tiny things wrong with me and blow them out of proportion

this board is full of bitter biased faggots

I could literally post a picture of a chad-tier supermodel and everyone here would berate the way he looks despite being far uglier than him

i cant be the only person who's noticed this

>>35248842
UGH, Chad! I'm not going to let you fuck me!
*turns around*
*sashays away with very short steps so butt wriggles*
*falls over*
*accidentally pulls down pants while trying to get up*
*spread buttcheeks apart while trying to pull my legs into standing position*
*sways ass in exhaustion*

Aaah, what an embarrassing position! Gosh I'm tired, I wonder when I'll finally manage to get up...

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>>35248882
same, op
same
oreganegano

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breddy gud although too daddymode for me

what would r9k think of me?

>>35248842
I'd probably think about licking you like a popsicle.

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>>35249135
>That pic's totally him, bro!
No, you gullible newfag

>>35249206
What if it is bro

>>35249206
He's not saying it's him,idiot. He's talking about how people here will always find flaws to point out on a handsome person's picture as a defense mechanism. You could post Brad Pitt and robots would still say things like "his eyes are too small" or "his face is not symmetrical"

>>35248842
i'd swing on your gay ass im' sorry but if there's one thing i don't tolearte its gays.

do queer shit get hit

>>35248842
That I was about to get raped.

>>35249250
Exactly, and then when genuinely ugly robots post pictures of themselves everybody compliments them and makes them seem like some 9/10

it's fucking ridiculous, I've noticed that a lot of people on /soc/ do this too with good looking people.

Just be honest you butthurt faggots

>>35248842
What would you do if I sang out of tune?

>>35249248
>no timestamp
It isn't.

>>35249250
>He's not saying it's him
>"at least 7 inches"
>"he probably gets laid all the time"
>"pointing out the most minor flaws in his body"
Both you and the retard I was replying to need to learn how to read.

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>>35249250
continued:

I've posted my face on other sites where tons of people are rated and I'm always 7/10 90% of the time

And when I post on /soc/ I'm always either 5/10 or 6/10 and all these other literal chads are also rated around 6/10 while people with actual flaws are for some reason rated 9/10's

Only the ugliest people who post on /soc/ are rated 3/10 - 4/10, above average people and good looking people always end up 6/10 for some reason

I've only seen someone get a 9/10 like once

I'm tempted to post my picture here but knowing r9k they'll just do the same thing they did to OP's pic

>>35249325
You call people butthurt? get a mirror!

>>35249353
>>"at least 7 inches"
>>"he probably gets laid all the time"
I was talking about OP's pic, fag

>>35249416
meant to type people with actual flaws are rated 8/10 all the time

seriously you can head right on over to /soc/ and see for yourself

>>35248842
plz breed my sissy hole

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>>35249446
>I was talking about OP's pic
And if you think that's actually OP you have the downs.

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*blocks your path*

No seriously, would you?

>>35248842
Good body but you're a bit small, need to be a lot bigger, thicker and overall more defined. Nice cock though
>>35249182
Average body, good cock.

>>35249496
Why the fuck would I think that's OP you fucking retard

Nobody on r9k looks like that unless they have super-ultra-mega autism

>>35249529
>Why the fuck would I think that's OP
Then why are you even replying to me, ass clown?
I never said a word about the guy OP used, just about what OP would look like IRL

>>35249614
>Then why are you even replying to me, ass clown?
How am I supposed to know it's you or not you when there's not ID's on R9K dipfuck

>>35249646
>How am I supposed to know it's you or not you
So, you're literally arguing with opinions you've thought up yourself.

Go hang yourself.

>>35249416
Don't post your picture, you narcissistic attention whore

>>35249508
Marry him and love him forever?
Without a single trace of doubt.

itt: butthurt ectomorphs

>>35248891
Forward head posture?

>>35248842
Dude, that's gay and-WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR DICK!

>>35249977
>somatomemes
Let me guess, that flabby tummy's there just because you're an "endomorph", right?

>>35248842
'what an absolute fucking faggot'

>>35250053
>tfw you will never be a big man all women instinctively want
must be causing some major buttpain
i feel sorry for you
not