Are the memes and statistics true? Are we all going to make it?

you're going to make it and i'm happy for you!

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>>35293745
>>35293769
get out of here ya normies
BEGONE

>>35293745

Around 1-2% of men die virgins, so no, not all of us will make it.

>>35293769
Thanks
>>35293774
Not long ago I was you

>>35293745
Inevitably, some of us don't make it, somehow. You sure don't see a lot of 30-40 KHV's on here though....

>>35293786
But 99% will

that seems crazy high
>>35293791
I would love to hear the stories of the ones that made it

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>>35293791
there's a reason for that friend

>>35293831
It feels like the ones that make it vanish just the same as the ones that don't.

Their voiced need to be heard

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I need more imput from 25+ year old robots that made it

>>35293745
women arent real

>>35294128
I thought so too but turns out they are

and they are even human

>>35293791
>You sure don't see a lot of 30-40 KHV's on here though....

I was one in the past -- I was a level 39 wizard when I finally lost my wizard status.

>>35294358
Tell us your tale senpai

>>35294015

Those are more rare than a virgin sorority girl at a state school.

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>>35294420
Are you implying most robots make it before it or that they don't make it at all?
Because statistic says they do

>>35294015
>I need more imput from 25+ year old robots that made it

A lot of my searching was answering on-line relationship ads. Between ages 29 and 38 were the years that I focused the most on trying to find a partner that way. (Before then, I was so focused on my career that I didn't make any time for it.)

I couldn't say how many women I had met with over the years. Maybe 40 or so? Pretty much every meeting I had was a one-time meeting. I had very few cases (maybe 3 or 4) where I met with the same woman more than once. They were all casual meetings, and we never kissed or anything like that -- so it's kind of hard for me to call them "dates". After meeting women for years that way, I still never really felt like I had ever been on a true "date" in my life.

Then all of a sudden, at age 38, I met the right one. She lived about 2000 miles from me. We talked on the telephone and e-mailed a lot for about 2 months. Then one day I got the guts to send her the following e-mail: "Some day I hope to have the chance to meet you in person and then to fall in love with you." She wrote back saying that's what she wanted too. A month later I traveled to her to meet her for the first time in person. Then 3 months later she traveled to me for a few days. It was on her visit to me that we got engaged. (That means that technically, we got engaged on our second date.) Five seconds after we got engaged, we kissed for the first time ever. We got married 9 months later. We have been happily married for years now.

>>35294712
cool

doesn't relate to me at all but cool

>>35293812
According to the CDC report on the subject roughly 0.3% of women and 1.2% of men will never have sexual contact with the opposite sex. However, this is not counting gay relationships, so the real number could be lower.

Personally I would think that it rounds off to something like 0.1% of women and 1% of men when you count homosexual relationships, or one out of every hundred men and one out of every thousand women, or roughly 1.5 million men and 150k women in the US.

>>35294906
That is a crazy small number.

The drama queens here need to calm down

>>35294438
The statistic is about the whole population if all of us killed ourselves virgins we wouldn't put a dent into that stat, so there is that... we are only a small subset of the population, and that means the percentage here would be much higher for the chances of dying with our V cards intact.

>>35293812
That's because most people cave and get a hooker. Probably only 15% of men lose their virginity to willing, loving partner.

>>35294948
Small number? You do realize that the world consists of more than the United States, right? If those statistics even close to similar for the rest of the world, that's 71,250,000 men and 7,125,000 women who are never having sex. Also of note is that men would be roughly 10x more likely to be lifelong virgins.

>>35294948
>The drama queens here need to calm down

I don't think you understand what /r9k/ is. It's a meeting place for that 1% of men who can't find anyone. We come here to learn that we are not alone in the unusual experience we are going through.

>>35295052
no that is wizardchan
>>35295041
peanuts!

How likely is it the robots here will really be part of that.
Most robots are in their late teens early 20s for a reason

>>35295104
You underestimate what it means to be a robot. If you are not in that 1%, you are not a robot.

>>35293745
Most definitely make it, some don't though. I know I wont. I'm almost 32 and I'm convinced I have no chance anymore.

Looking back, about the last time I ever had a chance was when I was about 24 or 25. I was in college still at that time so at least there were ways I could meet people but at my current age that just doesn't exist.

Everyone always says "oh, just go join some hobby group and you'll meet people". I tried that and it's just a bunch of people that are either too old, too young, or already with someone. I tried starting out just making friends with people, but eventually they just stop inviting me around and decline whenever I invite them to do anything. I just don't interact with people well and it's not something I can learn to do at this age, and every time I get rejected by a new group of people it just makes me feel even worse about my situation. So I just stopped trying to meet anyone because it's clear no one wants anything to do with me so it's best that I not bother them. Eventually my parents will pass away and then I'll kill myself because I can't do it while they are alive, they don't deserve that sorrow in their lives. They did the best they could and how I turned out isn't their fault, evidence by my sister being happy and successful.

I always did wonder why every older person (around retirement age or more) was always married or at least was married at some point. My situation made me realize you don't see any single old people is because they kill themselves before they get to that age, and I'll just continue in their footsteps.

>>35295260
you can do it just go for their sister

>>35293745
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>ooh, it just feels so cold in here, anon, it's making my tummy hurt!
PPLDLTTBRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>35295104
Well, according to this chart (see pic related) a significant amount of that is porn boards and the like. /r9k/ is one of the least popular boards with >82 of total Bandwith. I'd say, and this is a rough estimate because i am tired of math, that we are probably >5% of total 4chan users. Additionally, only 450k people from the US regularly use 4chan, so that means we are about 22,500 people on /r9k/. My hunch says that's probably way too large, even. We are exactly the type of internet community that could be full of incels, though admittedly normies claiming to be robots are a common infestation.

I would use wizchan but I'm only 29 and do have irl friends.

>tfw your dick doesnt work so it doesnt even matter if you tried

>>35295260
I was exactly like you when I was your age. And I also had prepared myself to spend the rest of my life alone.

But I finally found someone at age 38. I would never have predicted that anyone like her could have existed. It astonished me how much she wanted to talk with me and be with me even though I had nothing much to say (I'm really bad at talking unless it's technical stuff). We would be on the telephone and there would literally be like 5 minutes of dead silence because she had run out of things to say and I'm really bad on the phone -- but she kept staying on the line. After all these years with her I still don't quite understand why she wants to be with someone as dull and friendless me -- it's an amazing thing to see that someone like her can even exist.

I started by e-mailing to women who had placed relationship ads on-line. I sent e-mails to hundreds of women. So the woman I found was like, maybe, one in 500. So, yeah, those were pretty long odds against me, and it took a lot of work for me to beat those odds. So I know for an absolute fact that no matter how bad it seems, there is a non-zero probability that a guy can eventually meet someone.

>>35295935
how old was she when you met?

I think a lot of men remain single because they only focus on young cuties no matter how old he gets

>>35296025
>how old was she when you met?

I was 38 and she was 27. Neither of us had ever been in a relationship before.

> I think a lot of men remain single because they only focus on young cuties no matter how old he gets

That might be true, but I don't know much about that.

All I can speak to is the fact that some men remain single because they find it extraordinarily difficult to find any woman at all.

>>35296025
My best friend is like that... He's 30, balding and dumpy looking and constantly complains that he's single yet he only wants a girl who is a teenage model whose also a doctor.

>>35293774
anon kun here may be slightly more autistic than your average normie but has he spent months strictly pleasuring himself to videos of girls getting fucked by dogs? i think not. has he learned the pleasures of a semen (his own) enema? i think not. has he surpassed the level of piss bottle and transcended to shit jug? i think not. no, i believe has hasnt even ever eaten his own cum yet.