What was the first thing you remember masturbating to robots?

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Pic related. I will never have that god tier orgasm ever again.

>started looking up naked girls on google
>just boobs and stuff
>saw some pictures of girls with something going into their mouths
>could not for the life of me figure out what it was based on the pictures I had seen
>standing in the shower one day thinking about it
>look down, have the sudden realization
>"I wonder"
>start rubbing with my hand as if it was a mouth around it like in the pictures

And thus I discovered masturbation.

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Some lingerie catalogs from Macy's.
And pic related. Found it in a dictionary.

My sister's Victoria Secret catalog at age 13. Came on the page. Never have I felt so much guilt and shame even after having graduated to sissy/trap shit

thinking about very large dicks

Trailers on paid porn sites

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>>35293758
Some scene in a movie of a man about to have sex with a woman who turned out to be his sister. It was a fantasy movie of some kind, I think it was about King Arthur. I don't know what it was about the scene, something about the way it was lit and the way he was hovering over her before they cut away really turned me on. That was my first "yep, I gotta masturbate" memories, although I can remember masturbating earlier by rubbing myself on couches while fantasizing about large women. Kids are weird desu.

i found 4chan and learned about fapping when i was like 11 and then the first thing i ever fapped to was furshit
nice

there used to be this call in talk show on playboy in the 90s that i would watch at night and jerk off for hours. pretty sure that was my first fap

A particularly risque episode of Dharma and Greg

I would look through my math book and the stock photo girls would get it.

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>>35293758
Kagome from Inuyasha.

I was watching an Ava Devine video while not even touching myself, but I still came. Kinda scared me when the cum came out, I didn't know why it happened.

I don't remember specifically, but I do know it was some kind of pedogorescatnecrobeastility, which is typical for that age.

First thing I jerked off to was James Bond girls before I knew what masturbation was. I jumped my pillow thinking of myself boning them. It was around the time 007 was popular on N 64

>>35294052
wait, i take that back it was actually a video of 2 bunnies having sex

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>>35293758
a Playboy Magazine
>February, 1983 edition

The moon. I could always see it out my window from bed and would jack off staring at it

>>35294177
>tfw fapping while thinking about those six men who got to drive around on the moon and the other six who got to watch

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The first thing I ever masturbated to was the "titty tree."

It was a tree on my school's bus route which had a pair of large gnarls side by side which resembled breasts. Every day me and my friend would wait eagerly to pass by the titty tree and get a quick peek at its bountiful bosoms. A truly pre-internet fap, on par with 'a couple of rocks that look like tits.'

The first time I fapped online was obviously before search engines existed. I was reduced to trying various web addresses and hoping for porn. Stuff like porn.com, sex.com, boobs.com etc until I reached an actual site.

I remember bdsm.com was my first favorite. Every time after I finished my searches I'd search a series of random shits to try and exclude my porn hunt as far off of the history as possible.

First hentai I ever encountered was the "bondage faeries."

>>35294249
>tfw getting road head on the moon
>tfw getting sucked off in a vacuum

That wouldn't necessarily be gay, just because it's 2 dudes.

An article on the DoA volleyball game in a gaming magazine

Ever since then I got super excited to get gaming magazines in the mail

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good times, oregano

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As far as I can remember, I looked up foot fetish on Wikipedia and then went to YouTube, searched for 'big feet' and found a preview of a video (pic is screen cap from that video). I still jerk off to that video frequently.

Black women rarely have nice slender feet like that, but when they do, they are some of the best.

First time I watched porn was with my friend when we were 13. Kinda/very weird to think about now but was thrilling at the time. It was some sorority hazing video

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Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

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Power Rangers.

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I still have the exact image that I fapped to for the first time. I was maybe 15 when I did the deed and had never seen a naked girl before this.

>tfw my innocence was ruined because I just wanted helpful strategies

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>>35293758
This original picture

>>35293758
My middle school crush when I was 13 or 14

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>>35293978
real patrician fap right there
yeah, I can't remember exactly what for me, but it was the pre-internet era.
My parents had some art books, and there were a lot of French impressionist paintings of naked women. There was also a WWII book my uncle gave me that had a section on Nazi art, which had a depiction of Venus and (hestia, I think?) nude. Then there was the warcraft II manual- there was an illustration of a dragon holding a naked woman in its' claws.

Also, at first I didn't fap with my hand. I laid in a prone position with my hands positioned in such a way that I pressed down on this weird area in the center of my hip bone, which I guess is where the vas deferens is located or something. That is how I first discovered the orgasm- only realized you could do it chimp-style with your hand a few years later.

First time I jizzed was after I humped the shit out of my pillow when I was like 12. Felt so ashamed, continued to hump pillow for weeks.

>>35295147
Actually, has anybody else ever done this? It's weird that in all my years, I've never heard of anybody else doing it.
Occasionally I'll still do it this way- pushing with the palm of my hand onto my lower belly/hip bone to trigger orgasm, if I feel like I want to have a stealth orgasm without producing any noise.

>>35294329
Give me the sauce anon this first page has me diamonds

>>35295529
The name of the doujin is right there on the pic m8

It was a video of a Romanian gymnast doing a balance beam routine topless. I was 16.

>>35293758
it wasn't porn but I was randomly horny for the first time ever and my dick was super small. I put it in a bottle and used that as a jerking off device inside a bathtub while taking a bath. I thought I had to use items to jerk off, using my hands was sinful to me.. I was fucked

Some shitty animation on newgrouds

Not sure to be exactly, maybe Krystal from star fox.

I did stimulate myself way before that though with a massager, but I wasn't thinking about anything, and I did so before that by rubbing/climbing a metal pole at recess in kindergarten, wondering why it felt good. But I wasn't thinking of anything else at that time as well.

>>35294470

>nubiansole.com

kek