Nothing pisses me off more than normies who banter with you and

>>35293923
Le hashtag same meme.

Banter = Chad gossip

Not robot tier.

its getting """"mad"""""""

id post screenshots but not right now lol

theres a cute not-rly-mad-but-mad and theres i hate you mad. theres many tiers.

theyre JOKINGLY mad

>>35294046
banter=you have a penis between your legs

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>>35293923

Hey dumbass....

Yeah, YOU....

See this ?...

This is a new invention called a TELEPHONE....

Say it with me, dickless....

"Tele-phone"

Good boy.

See, THIS is the answer to all of your gay little social ideosyncracies and various repugnant sexual abnormalities.

You can HIDE in plain sight

Nobody will even notice what a complete fucking loser you are

>>35294059
>>35294085

No nigger you know which ones I'm talking about. The ones that take it serious that they start shoving you and want to fight you outside.

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This Spellbinding New Invention allows you to literally blend in (without the embarrassingly predictable 'mimmicking' of the gay ANONYMOUS bullshit)

These whiz-bang gadgets are actually MOBILE now, which means that you can actually 'walk around' with them talking to people or surfing the internet, as unbelievable as it sounds...

Society has actually integrated this technology to the point where almost everybody out there is using these devices, and nobody would raise an eyebrow if you also use a device like this...

By simply immersing yourself into the device you can actually integrate yourself into society...

You can stand in a room filled with people and continue to be a complete fucking loser, and nobody will even care

>>35294251
yeah i don't have autist friends like that

>>35294210
>>35294465

Oh yeah by the way...

With the TELEPHONE I'm able to suck more cock

Than my wife...

Well honestly it brings me back to '82 were I lost my virginity in a gay strip club

Sucks for you losers that will never experience this!

>>35294251
I'd beat your face in So rudely.....

...And I'm NOT doing the 'internet tough guy' routine... I'm dead serious about this...

See, I was challenged once to show 'what I'm made out of'....

I've been in several vicious fistfights in my time, and I've never backed down... But this one time, I had a choice... Man Up or Wimp Out.

A big, Big tough guy half my age walked up and started punching my ex-wife in the face. He was huge...

I beat that motherfucker into a hospital bed. No shit. He was literally half my age and twice my size. I opened up the top of his skull for him. They even sent me to prison for it... It was EXTREMELY violent.

So it's not hyperbole or exaggeration when I say that I would GLADLY smash your face through a plate glass window.

And there's not a god damn thing you or your mommy could do to stop me.

You're a target... You're a god damn moving target, totally defenseless out there... One day soon, you're going to have somebody bludgeon your little sissy ass...

Oh... And it's not because of anything you said or did...

I just simply hate you

You're a coward and a pussy

>>35293923
It's the same with my mother, she """jokingly""" insults people, gives them insulting nicknames and gets mad when one reciprocates.

Oh yeah by the way...

With the TELEPHONE I'm able to suck more cock

Than my wife...

Well honestly it brings me back to '82 were I lost my virginity in a reprehensible homoerotic gay strip club....

Sucks for all you losers that will never experience this!!

>>35294648

You won't do shit you old ass motherfucker. Go make some more shit YT videos

>>35294670
Why do you use so many quotation marks? Do you know the difference between a single quotation and a double quotation?

Did you ever go to school at all? Did you have a problem graduating? Do you have a learning disability?

Oh yeah by the way...

With the TELEPHONE I'm able to suck more cock

Than my wife...

Well honestly it brings me back to '82 were I lost my virginity in a famous gay strip club....

Sucks for all you losers that will never experience this!!

>>35294698
The person who has never done anything is you.. not a God damn single thing in your entire life... you've never accomplished anything at all. No girlfriends no sex no big contracts no business offerings... nothing...

In fact the only thing you have succeeded in so far is failure

You've also never been in a fist fight in your entire life

Because you have never had a girlfriend this hypothetical might seem a little strange to you, but if you saw some guy punching your wife in the face you would sit back like a little girl and start yelling and screaming for the police

You have never stood up for yourself in your life, and you don't have the balls to stand up for anybody else

Your special form of cowardice is monumental....

the funniest part is watching you try to stand up to me.... as if you have suddenly developed some form of magical power or authority, as if suddenly grew testicles

You are basically a limp piece of used toilet paper that's stuck to the bottom of my shoe.

Tell me what it's like waking up alone every single morning. that must be mind-numbing after a while. Watching all of the other people your age dating and moving in together and engaging in Endless hours of moving sex all night long... Waking up in the morning and kissing each other and doing it all over again... so natural and so easy...

And then there's YOU...

... the lonely little sexual failure that wakes up all alone in that little bed of his every morning...

Tell me what that's like. I have never been without a sexual companion for more than a couple weeks at any given time since I was 17 years old....

So I truly don't understand the humiliating embarrassing sensation you must experience every morning. please tell me and the rest of the class what that feels like

>>35295005

>All that ranting

Be careful. You might get a heart attack.

>>35295005
Post your wife's tits or shut the fuck up you senile old man

>>35295040

Actually, no.....

I'm much more likely to suffer a massive coronary fucking my wife

See, I don't just 'fuck' chicks....

That's for amateurs....

The reason I've never been without a sexual partner is THE WAY I FUCK...

I literally sexually assault women...

LITERALLY...

That's the secret, little boy...
Women are looking for a MAN, not a child

While you've been playing Super Mario Brothers and masturbating to anime, I've been taxing bitches with violent sexual acts.... Brutalizing them without even the slightest bit of compassion or empathy...

Taking a bitch 'to the edge' like that is both frightening as fuck for them, and the most exhilarating experience of their lives. By basically raping them and terrifying them, it guarantees that they will be back for more...

A little boy like YOU would likely be wasting his time trying to work his way up to 'cuddling', holding hands, or perhaps trying to sell your first kiss...

That's why you're YOU and I'm ME

That's why YOU still have no idea how to find a girl, and I am married to a bisexual chick who actually HELPS ME fuck other women....

So.....

You were saying ?....

>>35295282

Tl;Dr you suck cocks who knew

>>35295561

Hahahahah KEK

What's taking you so long?

Admittedly I have been distracted and I am guilty of massive delays in my responses tonight because I'm helping my wife Wendy with an art project

But you don't have a wife and you're not helping anybody and you don't know how to execute an art project

So I'm wondering what's taking you so long to respond

I told you to tell me what it feels like to wake up completely alone in your bed every single morning

Don't tell me that you're avoiding the subject

>>35295662

>When you take aspirin to ease the heart attack and start talking to yourself

So be a big boy and tell me what it feels like inside... Tell me the sensation of waking up every goddamn mind numbing morning completely alone... Realizing you will never wake up next to a woman... Of course I know this must be one of the most disheartening sensations any man could ever experience....

DAMMIT !!!

Dude I feel really sorry for you. Is there anything I can offer you like maybe some cookies or sing you a lullaby nighty night song?

Perhaps I could tell you a nice Star Wars fairy tale to help you fall asleep

>>35295768

Atlanta police are investigating reports that the man who's been going around town and trying to get unsuspecting people to rub his nipples is Johnny Neptune. For six months now, victims have been reporting that an odd man has caught them off guard, often popping his head out of garbage cans as they walk past, cursed at them, and begged them to "Please rub my nipples"...

Wow Neptune! So professional of you.

>>35295824
Did you enjoy that ?....

... you would be amazed at exactly HOW MANY idiots thought they had 'stumbled' on to that satirical fake news article ever since I wrote it...

... it is actually served as a 'litmus test' for me, helping to weed out the ignorant gullible fools...

.. You'd think that anybody with a brain stem would realize that the closing line "police are searching the city one garbage can at a time" was it real... But then again we weren't considering YOUR special learning inabilities

... I'm waiting. Why are you stalling?...

...Bitch, I told you to describe the sensation of waking up alone every morning....

If you don't start describing the sensation, I will go ahead and describe what you must be going through for all of the other people to understand more clearly

>>35296046

>Fake news article
>I-I wrote it

You're even a bigger retard than I thought

This thread is so incredibly autist. Like, more so than usual.
If you can't handle bantz, gtfo 4chan

>>35296241
it's johnnyneptune
he is aids personified
this whole thread is one of his autistic temper tantrums
follow the trips
t. unsure why you do this

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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58b9bec8ece56

See, my phone is badass....

And I DO mean badass....

It's a fast charging, 1080 dpi, 60 fps, 32 gig internal memory, snapdragon 820 octa core processor, split screen, multitasking badboy....

The ONLY thing Im not satisfied with is the speech to text, but that's an Android issue, not the firmware.

I started with nothing, and began by adding the first kick drum, and building the song from there. I even created the video entirely on my phone as well....

What kind of weird interesting things have YOU created with your little phone ?

(angry texts from your mommy, or girls on Facebook telling you to leave them alone don't count)

>>35296269
I have been. Never heard of this faggot of neutron star mass.

What's with the pathological lying, the incredibly obvious and transparent false bravado and general faggotry?

In fact, it's fair to say I can do MUCH MORE with my god damn phone than you'll ever do with your adorable little obsolete computer...

You have no content, so that pretty much seals the case shut.

By the way, when mommy bought you that computer, you whined about how it would help you get your shit together, to help you grow up....

But now it's embarrassingly obsolete....

That planned obsolescence rotates on a 6 month cycle by the manufacturers.... Of course, you being the 'techno wizkid', are already well aware of this fact...

And you DIDNT use that old pile of junk to get your life together.

You used it to surf bullshit porn, to watch effeminate anime, to play sissy ass video games... To come here and seek the empty reassurances of similar sexual and social failures....

Q: how do you intend on manipulating your mommy into buying another computer for you ?

>>35296429
A: Make her cum

Everyone reading this is well aware that your mother has grown sick and tired of 'little star wars boy' and his excuses.

Even YOU are painfully aware of this fact, although you desperately try to deny it...

Of course she's sick of you

Your behavior sways between that of a little girl and a mushroom... You sit in that stink chair, eating your fat sweaty pastey ass into the oblivion of morbid obesity,grasping for imaginary straws, trying to develop the next excuse for your continual failure...

Meanwhile, all the other boys your age are out there getting laid tonight.

It's SATURDAY NIGHT... and here you sit all alone, the same way you'll be waking up tomorrow morning..

ALONE

My wife just said I should ask you to perform oral sex on me

She said, and I quote : "when a man his age has no experience with a woman, it generally means he's a homosexual. You should offer him an opportunity to demonstrate his skills at giving guys head"...

How about it, Romeo ?

Want some dick ?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Tonight's performance of 'the guy you can't stand's was portrayed by Johnny Neptune....

Thankyou for participating

No hard feelings

Please continue whining about your self imposed 'problems'

Goodnight

And people think they actually make ME mad

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Yeah.....

So your phone, like your PC, like the rest of your life.....

It's being wasted

>>35294210
That is a cell-phone

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https://youtu.be/LKKWUguSCWs

Multitasking

I kinda like this little number

>>35296429
>>35296609
>>35296705
>>35297634

Holy shit you are mad