Hey Anon, The Frogs and Feels Tavern is open again. Come in

>Old Fashioned and a glass of water please
Im starting my first nightshift at my new job tonight, 5-9 in a sushi bar in my town.

Pretty /comfy/ and i wanted to work nights so im glad i got it. im going to come home and watch Fear and Loathing after

I want to cry.

mustard honey is the best dressing

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>>35294309
Alright dorks this is a robbery
Empty the register and tip jar into my bag or the bartender gets one right between the eyes

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>>35294373
good luck with your job

I'll take pink lemonade with vodka

>don't even talk to my housemates any more except for one who is gone for months at a time
>realised none of them gave a shit about me and were only interested in making small talk or bitching about their day
>nicely tell one of them who I considered to be a good friend, I helped him get out of suicidal depression, got him a counsellor, offered for him to stay at my parents house for Christmas so he could keep away from his abusive family
>now the only time we talk is when he makes awkward meaningless small talk when we cross paths
>the entire time all he would have to do is knock on my door and ask how I am
>I used to knock on his door at least once a day to hang out but stopped when I realised he never did the same
>finding new housemates for next year to get the fuck away

Friendship so far has proved a fag lie. Nobody cares enough about me to even ask about my day (except family).

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>>35294475
>this post again

originally

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>>35294493
Good friends are worth it anon don't give up. Its shit when people don't return favours or appreciate what people do for them

>>35294567
Thanks anon. Drink is nice.

I'll have a rum and coke, please.

Trying to scout out new places to live with my girl and my kid. Living with her family has been alright for the past almost 2 years, but she's telling me how she wants to leave, stop working at her dad's store and go to school and get a better paying job (the store isn't making good business anyways right now) but shit, we have a 1 and a half year old daughter, and I'm only 22. I could barely support myself on my own, I keep having to be dependent on others to support my own family. That and her dad gave her college fund to her younger sister since her life isn't saddled up with an unexpected kid, yet. I love my kid, though

It's frustrating really, but I that's why I want to forget about it and just chill for now. Unfortunately, my friend is taking hours to come through with that weed he promised he'd bring me.

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I'll have a moscow mule

I'm listening to my roommate fuck his girlfriend downstairs.
The dude was so depressed a month ago, and was talking about how I had it good, that I was a normie compared to him, because I was younger, fit, had a good job and wasn't balding.

Next thing I know he got lucky on OKcupid about a week ago and now he's slamming this girl downstairs in the living room while I'm up here posting on r9k.

Funny how life works out sometimes.

I will have a Staropramen please.

My family is so poor I don't think we can afford a college for me. I think I will be the next alcoholic in the family just like my father, grandfather, his father and so on. We don't even have an intellectual person in the family tree as far as I know. I just don't want to be poor anymore.

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>>35294779
originally good luck senpai

>>35294309
>A Kahlua with cream, please, OP

I'm currently in trade school, turning 20 in a few months, took a semester break from community college, but returning in a couple months.
Work a bit here and there. Really grateful for what I have going for me, even if I do argue with my family alot.

I have, though, been overcome with the thought of death and the universe over the past year and a half, to the point where I get anxious and have an existential crisis. I guess it's just something I'll have to deal with, I don't want to load myself up with anxiety medication, that can only do harm.

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>>35295020
if you can see yourself heading towards alcoholism its not to late to stop it, you're lucky to have realized. Do you have any talents you could use to try to make some extra money?

Went to a wedding today...half most if the people my age are alone...what went wrong?

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>>35295170
I dont have the best relationship with my family either, it can be hard, sometimes i wonder what their main thought of me is.

What trade are you doing?

>>35295087
I get triggered when people put lemon in coke mixtures.

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>>35295239

>tfw getting to the age where everyone I went to high school with is graduating, starting careers, and getting married

this is sort of like when you're taking an exam that you're bombing and everyone in the room starts to get up and hand theirs in while you're still struggling and only halfway through

>>35295283
Is a lime senpai

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>>35294309
I'll have a coke please.

>>35295283
why though, seems a little Autistic

>>35295295
Still. Keep the citrus jew from my coke mixtures. It's the only thing untainted by the citrus jew.

>>35295204
I think I'm a bit talented in programming, that's the college I would choose. Even if the college will be free, I don't think we can afford me just living in the city.
Also I have huge problems with concentrating, I always mess up my math tests because of miscalculation even when I fully understand the problem and the solution. I always end up gettin C grades because of that.
This is the last year of HS, we will see how far I can get. My mom said she would go to Germany to get me money, but my little brother would be left here with my shitty grandpa (he's in 9th grade now). I just don't know brobots.

>>35295315
>>35295316

I'm allergic to citrus so coke mixtures and beer are the only thing I can reliably have in a bar.

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>>35295301
enjoy originally

>>35295355
How about you go to germany and get some money for yourself? Maybe you'd even have fun in a foreign country.

>>35295355
Get some adderall lad

>>35295355
If you're good at programming, keep at it anon. It's the BEST money for robots like us nowadays. It's what I do, it's amazing. My work is fun, I love it. It's not even a job. And good money

Start learning programming in and out. All the levels, low and high anon

>>35295401
You mean working phisically 'till I get save enough money for the colleges years? That's maybe a good idea, I don't know.

Thanks for the kind words!

I wanna stop being a pussy and just kill myself, but what if something good happened randomly some day... I've hoped for that long enough that I know it's dumb hope with no basis on reality, but what can I say the survival instincts are strong.

Also I don't want to make anyone who knows me sad... even though I know that in the long run it's best for everyone. How do I get the courage to finally go and hang myself, the longer I wait the more things will get fucked.

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>had a dream including a female acquaintance from uni
>now want to really be her friend after the dream
the dream didn't even make any sense what the fuck why do i want to be her friend now
i don't know what i want anymore

>>35295444
Thank you anon I feel better now!

>>35295384
Can I have a little umbrella?

>>35294309
I'll take a White Russian.

Starobrno 12, please. I'm in my last semester of high school and I still don't know what I want to do. I was passing every class until now, where I'm failing two of my classes. I think that at this rate I won't be able to graduate so I'm considering becoming homeless by choice like people on the west coast do. I couldn't play vidya or enjoy basic amenities as a homeless but I see no other way. I don't wanna stay with my single mom as a NEET.

>>35295532
>white russian
Spotted the 16-year-old who's alcohol knowledge comes from movies

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>>35295508
Sure anon

This is original content

>>35294309
I'm disabled and don't know if I'll ever get better, my life is basically over before it even began, fml.

Bourbon straight. Like I used to.
Haven't been here in a while, tender. Lost my job as usual.
>everything goes great
>fuck it up because happy

Thats life. How have you been? OR did the original guy die?

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>>35295532
Here you go senpai, enjoy

this is original content for fucks sake just let me post ree

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I'll have a Long Island Ice Tea

>be 17
>slowly realizing that most of the friends i have made during high school all actually hate me
>get into the school shooter role
(no trenchcoats because texas and its fucking hot)
>cops are fucking terrified of me
>sent to psych ward after posting edgy material on school newletter
>spend 2 weeks there, pumped full of drugs
>come out pretty docile, court-ordered to take meds daily or face jail time for 'terroristic threat'
>all of my friends ignore me like i'm the fucking plague
>graduate, dont see friends anymore
>fast-forward to last week, see that they're planning a birthday for grill i like
>she tells me 'sorry it would just be too awkward if you went'

i'm here now, sipping on some brandy while my friends are out having the time of their lives, especially the grill i like who's proabably getting fucked by chad as i'm typing this. I'm just staring at this bowie knife my grandfather gave me from his tour in Vietnam, thinking if i should end it. they certainly wouldnt care, they didnt even show up to my birthday party

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>>35294309
I'll just have a coke bartender.

I was homeless at the beginning of last year but fortunately someone from my family's church offered us some rooms in their house. We've lived here for about a year now but the landlady all of a sudden wants us out but she keeps changing the reason why.
At first she wanted us out because another tenant kept harassing us claiming we broke into her room and stole sundries like food or pants she wore, really nothing of value, but kept calling the police for every supposed occurrence. Eventually the police got tired of it and just told her to get some hard evidence or stop wasting their time. So the landlady dropped that pretense and now wants us out for our "safety" because her brother is some dumbass stoner who got caught high by his sister and mother. But again this is nothing but pretense.
My parents are the most financially illiterate people I have ever come across and it shocks me to see that they're in a worst position than they were before they were homeless. They had one year to clean up their mess but they didn't do anything and now we might just end up homeless again.
I'm so stressed out. I work part-time to help out in any way I can, go to college full-time; recently transferred to a uni from a community college, so I got 2 years left of this before graduating but I can't even concentrate on my work with the gnawing fact that we'll possibly be homeless.
I love my dad but sometimes I just wonder what's going on in his head.

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Things weren't supposed to be this way. Things were supposed to get better.

>>35295776
You're stupid young, you'll change a lot when you're in your 20's and so will life.

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>>35295776
>>cops are terrified of me
what why

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Hello i have a problem i lie to people to much i dont know why all my college classmates think im poor and i have told them i am because i use really old shoes and always the same ones also clothes i use always the same one so i just rolled with saying that what im scared of is that a friend wants to visit me and i fucking have 3 floor house and come from a pretty wealthy family what the fuck do i do do i tell them the truth that im autistic and have an attachement to my clothes
Also give me a strong tequila shot

>>35295869
wheres my bourbon you stupid fuck?

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>>35295889
Here lad
This content is original

Bourbon. Just bourbon. I'm feeling a bit panicky the last couple days because my only friend hasn't been online which never happens with him and he hasn't told me why and I have no way to ask him. The silence kind of disturbs me honestly.

>>35295916
you arent my friend. He'd give to me on the rocks first and make me drink it the way I dont like it. God your worthless.

>>35295939
This is a man of fine taste.

>>35295916
>>35295889
>>35295734
Did you loose your job because you get angry easy, also the guy died of cancer. RIP

>>35295949
Maybe I'm angry my friend died and taking it out on somebody who cant fill his shoes? fuck.

>>35295887
Why don't you just stop talking about the subject and when someone talks about it in the future just say things got better. Be vague, you don't have to explain yourself.

Long Island ice tea please.

I'm living with an abusive family, and have been for years. A few years ago I dropped out of highschool and got a GED. I struggle to find permanent employment. I have a little over a grand to my name, I'm considering moving to the city and living in the cheapest 1 bedroom apartment just to get out of my abusive household.

I apologize if I'm doing this wrong, I never post, I just read.

>>35295862
i am in my 20s, nothing has changed so far, i still see these in my college, and everytime i see them i think back to when we were good friends, now they cant even look at me
>>35295869
typical school-shooter/bomber person of interest, thats why.

Hello Bartender im so sad why nust i live in a shithole where all women worship big cocks (Mexico) and laugh at small ones sadly i have a 3.5 inch dick so really small erect and i have had girlfriends but they all leave me when we try to have sex when they see me small penis why have i been doomed.
Please just some lemon juice.

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>>35295939
Hopefully this calms you down

>>35295973
Well, lad, fuck. Are you less autisimo?

>>35295964
The other Long Island fag here, i get where you're coming from. Take whatever money your abusive family has and start a new life in the city: lots of business in construction now-a-days lad

I hate the whole 'meme' mentality. And the 'tfw no gf' mentality. And basically all the degenerate shit people throw into the abysmal void their life is. I'm aware it's their way of coping with their shitty lives, but I find it absolutely stupid. Maybe it's just that I have a different way of coping with reality, but I just find people being entertained by such stupid shit infuriating.

I also feel so lonely because nobody really thinks like me, or talks like me. People tell me I type too much and that I overthink everything (and not in a smart way). I had found a girl that was like me but ended up rejecting her. I am sorry, Calla. Please talk to me again.

>>35295963
I dont know why but 20 years old always talk about clothes i dont want to look weird you know so i just say im poor i dont even know why i say is it autistic to use the same clothes a year?

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>>35295964
Can you get neetbux or something like that. you could look for some people to share a house with too. Im sorry to hear about you family

>>35296024
Significantly, but theyre too much of a pussy to have a civilized discusiion and the silence and anguish is too painful

>>35296052
I don't have a large wardrobe either but to lie about it and claim it's because of poverty is pretty autistic.

If you're one of those people who lie all the time about every small detail for no reason, stop. Seriously.

People will find out eventually and no one will trust a word you say no matter how genuine

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I'll have water please, from the tap.

I'm pretty much living life just for the point of staying alive. Everything is pretty numb right now, even when I do drugs.

>>35295776
Damn that seems rough, I guess just try to live a little longer and experience some new things like life after highschool. If things don't work out when you're older then who knows.

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>>35295995
Like straight lemon juice?

>>35296068
Maybe let them go, it might not be a problem with them still being offended, they might just not want your company in the first place, offense or not. As in, even if they were neutral to you, they would not wish to put effort to make a relationship work.

>>35296112
with sugar and water

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>>35296085
What drugs do you do anon?

Why isnt this original

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>>35296083
I know i only lied about that and that i've had a girlfriend also about not being a virgin shit....

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Even though I own a little condo for myself, I've got a job, a car, I'm learning another language, and I have a solid professional career path, I still feel stagnant and bored. I've got friends, but no girlfriend. I feel like a NEET without actually being a NEET. What kind of projects or hobbies do other anons have going on? Is there something I can do to shake things up?

>>35296047
It's still me. Do you have any Pepsi? I mean, this is a bar, but I don't really drink alcohol because I'm that much of a failure by society's books.

I abandoned 'finding a gf' a long time ago when I realized that most people either want someone to obsess with or nobody at all. Nobody has ever appreciated me honestly for who I was, and everyone I ever talked to ended up acting like a piece of shit because I take things to heart and express what I really think. I'm tired of this shit. I'm also tired of everyone being so damn superficial and hypocritical. I feel like so many people are just husks on the inside because they tired their brains out with the 'pleasure of life', laughing, having fun over stupid shit.

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>>35296140
Apologies, enjoy.

>>35296195
Bartender could you help me what do i do in my situation please

>>35294309

How the fuck does this place stay open?

Should I hate women or hate myself? When I try to do both it turns into simply hating women

>>35296035
I'm mr skeletal, I don't know if I would be cut out for construction, but I would damn well try my best. Would beat my current lifestyle.

>>35296059
I don't know if I'd be eligible, and I don't really want to be a drain on the system... Maybe as a last resort id take welfare.

>>35296192
Of course anon! We have any drink you want here

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>>35296329
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Sorry forgot pic
>>35296275
Its the captchas man they take fucking ages, and unoriginal comment, mutes
>>35296268
Im not sure anon obviously you cant change your cock size so i guess you have to find a girl that isn't that bothered by it

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>>35296154
Thanks for the drink pal.

Mostly drinking and weed, but I do have a nicotine addiction as well. Also I've done shrooms quite a few times in hope of finding some meaning, but I never do.
>>35296186
I think you're missing a romantic interest in your life. Or maybe you just need more love, do you talk to your parents?

>>35296307
Even if you just used it for a few months to get away from your family i dont think it would be a drain on the system, it is there for a reason.

Barkeep here, i have to go to work now so anyone else can feel free to take over the bar or just get any drinks you want yourself, sorry if service hasn't been that good tonight, ill try better next time.

>>35296452
Cancer bro was better fuck why did he have to die

A bottle of red wine please. No glass necessary

I'm just trying to live my life as best I can knowing that depression is unbeatable. I wish someone would kill me instantly without me knowing it.

>>35296452
Must be hard working two jobs.

>>35296375

Talk with my dad, dropped contact with mom years ago, as she was bad news. Part of why I don't have a girlfriend, I guess, don't connect well with many women.

Shrooms helped me work through the lowest point of my life thus far. Didn't fix everything, obviously, but helped. They didn't end up long-term affecting you emotionally at all?

>>35296423
Okay, If I choose to move and don't find employment in a month, I will look into it. Thanks for the encouragement and long island ice tea anons, I'll be leaving now.

>>35296137
thanks anon for spitting hard truths at me. Bartender, i'll take scotch!

>>35296307
you'll be surprised how many skeletals work in construction

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Give me a syringe of pure ethanol.

I just want it to end.

>>35296583
No worries anon i wish you the best

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>finally get a qt gf
>date for a while
>yesterday she tells me she has endometriosis and thus isnt really able to have sex because its incredibly painful
I was so close

>>35294309
I'm not much of a drinker, I smoke a bit of weed at home alone, at nights. What would you suggest I drink as a replacement to that?

>>35296287
I bought Tarot cards today. I'll do your fortune.

The universe wants you to understand that you can't lose what's not yours to begin with. I'm thinking your hatred of women stems from you feeling possessive of women in the past only for something to happen to make you aware that you never had them in the first place; Upsetting you. Maybe you've wanted to date more than a few women in the past but each time you found out they fucked Chad instead.

The personal qualities you need get over this is to be more decisive in your daily life and to stop trying to understand everyone's feelings before making a decision. You know what you want, go for it, and if the other party isn't interested you need to cooperate with them anyway. Girls can be just friends too you know?

To be more specific, you need to be more self disciplined (maybe you have some addictions, like food or masturbation? maybe you're lazy?) and to want to be a team player. Don't put yourself into solitude just because things aren't going your own way. Love yourself through self discipline and love others through cooperation even if you're not getting exactly what you want. This will lead to more happiness.

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>>35294805
heres your dink

reality is a meme, a really, really bad meme

>>35294309
I'll have a glass of milk, my mom says I'm not allowed to have soda after 8.

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I'll take a couple shots of Johnnie Walker Platinum, please.

>won $50 gift card to Red Robin a few weeks ago
>go on a weekday like 20 minutes before they're going to close (spur of the moment decision to go since I had nothing better to do)
>barely anybody in there, they tell me to pick wherever I want to sit
>waitress is kind of qt, but at the same time kind of ugly
>order burger, fries and shake
>it's pretty good
>waitress comes over and asks if I'm enjoying it
>tell her yeah
>she stands there for like 30 seconds
>ask her if there's a problem
>she says I look like I need to talk to someone and asks if she can sit down with me
>s-sure
>we talk for a while, she tells me some of her problems and I tell her some of mine
>want to ask her out but way too beta to do so
>pay for my meal using the gift card and give her a $50 tip, writing "Thanks!" on the receipt
>realize just how lonely/pathetic/beta I am

Would it be really creepy if I went back in the hopes of seeing her again? Did I completely miss my chance?

Is it really just one guy (the bartender) responding to everyone's posts?

>>35296840
wouldn't be surprised if it was
what else does anyone on here have to do?

I don't see any future for myself. I have enough money to survive for years without working, and in all likelihood I'll simply languish until my savings are exhausted. I've tried to masquerade as a productive member of society, but something is fundamentally wrong with me. I'm slowly circling the drain. I'll have a dry Manhattan please.

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it doesn't matter what I do in life, what changes I make, I always end up coming back to this abyss

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>>35295791
sucks, anon. hopefully you will be able to support yourself at the very least

>>35294309

Irish car bomb bartender.

Today was pretty productive. Changed the shocks on my car without fucking anything up or injuring myself. I also went on a run as well. How are you anons doing this weekend so far?

Bloody Mary please, triple shots.
I posted this in another thread but
>hours being cut deeply at work
>know I have to get a second job to make ends meet
>still no idea how I'm going to make rent this month without my usual full-time schedule
>choices are homelessness or 7 days a week of backbreaking labor just to be moderately poor

>>35296770
Not at all OP. Come back telling her your realization and that you really appreciated and enjoyed what she did for you. Offer to repay her kindness somewhere not in her work. Be genuine and don't expect puss.

>>35296943
WUCE?

Malibu and pineapple juice
>be 27
>coworker qt but 18 yrs old and seriously feel i got a chance
>we joke a lot and seem to enjoy each other
>have feelings but realize she hasn't experienced growing pains yet and 18 yr olds can't really offer much to me.
>cucked myself but also proud of myself for wanting something better for myself and her

I really hope she's single when she's 21.

>>35297125
kys. you have a great oppurtunity and you're already in the retarded "what if" zone.

i'd like the cheap stuff
i'm in love with a celebrity, we've never met
i'm also horny all the time

>>35296997
I don't understand anon originalitydoodah

>>35297237
Thats ok i was seeing if you were a person i knew, it seems you arent.

>>35297229
I haven't been with a woman in two and a half years because of this

>>35296943

Get your paystubs together and go get unemployment. A lot of states offer some benefits/money if your hours are cut at work.

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>Fireball, please.
I'm not lonely at all, in fact I have a lot of friends, but they don't feel like real friends. I hate everyone except for maybe 2 people, and whenever I hang out with them I get third wheeled. I get third wheeled all the time. I guess I'm not good enough of a person. ;-;

>>35297203
Her only real upside really is her body. It's not like shit's gonna be funnier when we date. Also her logic is still that of a high schooler.

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>>35296491
surprise assisted suicide is murder, anon. Maybe try living in Detroit?

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>>35296632
closest I can legally serve

Margarita please i fucked up guys i fucked a man a fucking man god just make me forget

>>35296714
CAN SOMEONE ANSWER THIS PLEASE THANK YOU :))))

>>35297471
how do you even do that with out realising
>>35297473
Smirnoff Double blacks with citrus just taste like lemonade, im not sure of anything you can drink to get the same effects as weed though

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>>35296880
i used to be the same way, anon. I finally found out that I more than likely have autism. I haven't bothered getting diagnosed as it's untreatable and will just make people see me as less. Knowing, though, makes it easier for me to understand that my social inabilities are not just missteps, but something as fundamental to me as my hair color. You may not have autism, but there is probably some illness there. And once the metaphorical "shoe fits", you learn to walk again.

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>>35296923
Nice work, anon! Hope this productivity continues.

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>>35295558
>thinking that White Russians only exist in movies.

I wonder who the actual 16 year old is.

Btw im not the oregano poster you replied to, and I personally think White Russians are trash (lactose intolerant) but you're a legitimate sperg lord if you think those drinks only exist in movies.

Canadian Club and dry in a bottle thanks. Im just going to sit here and read through the thread to relax, im having a pretty chill afternoon

I'll take a Jack Daniels with PCP chasers.

I'm beginning to see that r9k is right about women. I fucked up bad guys

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>>35296943
my advice would be to work very hard until you have enough money saved to find a better job

>>35295558

Fuck you, White Russians are delicious.

>>35294309
I'll take a beer and a shot of whiskey, please.

I want to die

>>35297724
>not garnishing your BM with olives, cheese, or salty meat

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>>35297125
of you wanted something serious than you made a good choice. Such a large age difference would probably have been detrimental to the relationship.

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>>35297229
sorry for sass, but not specific enough order

>>35297757
Normally I'd call someone a faggot for passing up this chance but yeah 27 and 18 would pretty much make the relationship unpleasant

>>35297745
For perfect bloody marys: use horseradish zest, a little A1 sauce and lemon and lime juice and habernero sauce.

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>>35297350
force them to pay attention to you, anon. If they leave, then you know they weren't worth the effort in the first place.

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>>35297471
you just gotta move on. Instead of finding it scary, think about how funny it will be in 5 years when you tell the story of how you accidentally fucked a dude

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>>35297700
have fun

ravioli ravioli give me the originoli

Gin and Tonic, if you please.

Pulled a 70 hour week this week. Just thinking that it would be nice to have someone to come home to after a long day. Someone that would lay down on the couch with me while we watch a campy B movie together. Idk, just feeling more lonely tonight than usual.

>>35297853
It was not by accident me and my friend shared a room i was hard he was hard we had sex for an hour it was so weird
>>35297594

>>35297853
>accidentally

Not him but I have a feeling that's a stretch

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>>35297716
sorry, I only deal alcohol. Another anon will have to provide your chaser request

>>35297882
>70 hour work week

fuck man, this is no way to go through life

>>35297882
Get off this board, go to a bar, find a cute grill, and ask if you can drink with her.

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>>35294309

Finlandia

>>35297777
fine; i'll have a cleaveland steamer, right here right now, on this here bar

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>>35297741
Sorry about that, anon. I hope you don't.

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I'm not cut out for this world.
I'm so emotional and weak. I'm so fucking depressed over my problems I can barely function.

And then I think of the future problems I will have to deal with. Eventually my parents will die, my friends will die, terrible shit will probably happen to me. What if I ever get married and she ends up divorcing me 10 years later? What if I have a girlfriend that ends up cheating on me?

I'm only 22, I think how easily hurt to my current problems, and compared to what I will have to deal with, it's nothing.

It will break my mind. I will insane. Is life really worth living knowing i have to deal with these things coming over the horizon?

>>35297911
What kind of bar doesn't have PCP. I should report you to the Better Business Bureau

Do you serve micheladas? Bc I want one.
Anyways I'm just feeling lonely and I wanted to share my failed opportunity I guess so here goes

>be me
>be in 8th grade
>new kid so I have no friends
>start hanging out with weeaboo emo kids bc we share interests
>they start "shipping" me with one of them
>7/10 short qt half jap
>she's into anime and vidya
>she's cute but I deny it at first
>we begin to get closer
>develop feelings for her
>ohfuck.jpg
>we hangout more
>she gives me her number
>we have normal conversation

3 months pass

>8th grade formal approaches
>find out she's not going
>don't ask her
>formal ends
>last day of school is soon
>need to tell her my feelings
>decide to tell her in the last day
>last day arrives
>she's not there
>what now
>get my phone and text her
>tell her I need to talk to her
>"what is it, anon?"
>"I like you and I wanna go out with you"
>"I don't think so"
>fuck
>ask her if we can still be friends
>she says yes
>ignores my texts

She dated some beta senior when we got to highschool. Then she broke up with him for some LDR with Some Chad. I know where I fucked up but just to confirm, I want you guys to tell me how I fucked up. Keep in mind I haven't been that close to a girl since then and I'm about to graduate highschool in a few months.

I still haven't signed up for next quarter's classes because I want to switch my degree but I need to do some financial aid shit first.

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>>35297882
Get out there and find someone to love.

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>>35297962
here ya go. Not exactly alcohol, but it's alright

>>35298009
You were in 8th grade, if she even said yes you probably would have broken up during the summer and never did anything more than kiss.
Once you get to college just pretend you're not autistic and plenty of sluts will lower their standards to you

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>>35298009
i know you're underaged, but i don't see many snitches here.
I think, if anything, you should have been more forward about liking her. Confidence is attractive.

if ne1 wants to look at a facebook of my ex-friend who then killed himself here tis
https://www.facefakebook.com/alex.synth.7

>>35297594
wasn't looking for a drink that tastes like weed, just something that's good for relaxing and get a nice buzz. whiskey?

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>>35295291
Yeh I agree.
I don't know what to do...i hate women and i am gay.
I talk to female co workers and help them with stuff,but they are just not worth fake dating to make them shut up.
I am in the best shape out of the rest of my family that is single.

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>>35294309
Hey wojak ill just take some Dr Pepper
But im sick and fucking tired of never having any friends to play games with, im okay with no friends irl, that I can deal with, but what I cant deal with is that I have literally zero friends to play games with, i cant emerse myself into an MMO RPG with 4 others while clearing through the hoards of enemies until we finally reach the raid boss of which we have casualties but in the end beat him with each of us only having a sliver of health remaining, ill never be able to absolutely flip shit when I get the ultra rare item that has a 1 in 1 million chance of dropping, ill never be able to say goodnight while being absolutelyrics drained from the adrenaline that was going through my veins during that fight that we barely won, ill never be able to excitedly anticipate my teammates arrival to the main hub area
I just want someone to play video games with
I am sick and fucking tired of always having to play solo games or have to solo my way to the near end of a game only to learn that I can't advance because I either need a team mate or i cant stack up to the enemies of that area even at max level
Fuck having a social life, fuck having a gf, fuck having real life friends, i just want a group of online friends who will deal with my autism and not boot me from their lives or report me and get me banned or some shit..
I just want friends to play vidya with..

>>35298452
Absolutely*
I fucking hate having to deal with auto correct

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>>35297902
It's not that big a deal
Things like that happen more often than you think.
Just don't bring it up,and if he trys politely say no. Don't get defensive.
If you need to talk about how it made you feel,i am here.

I'm sorry to hear that. How did you find out you had autism? Did you get diagnosed? Have you been able to improve yourself after finding out?

>>35298564
Oops, was meant to be a response to:
>>35297618

>>35298452
here you go. Maybe try /vg/?

>>35298564
Nah, getting diagnosed is worthless. There is no cure, treatment doesn't work since I'm high-functioning, and all it does is make people look down on you. I found out by basically trying to learn for a long time why being social was just such a drain and why I never really clicked with others very well in real life for longer than a month. When I did more research into how autism manifests, I started to realize the weird shit I had done as a kid wasn't just dumb kid stuff, it was actually autism. After finding out I am now able to not feel as guilty when I go mute out of stress, and I can tell people so they stop seeing me as depressed and start seeing it as just my normal behavior.

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>>35294309
/angry/
gonna need a whole bottle of jagermeister

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Can i get a cold beer
I don't drink,but it might help

I have never been to a psychiatrist,but i really think i should. My mother is scitzo,and i am afraid i might become one.
Part of me wants to hallucinate, because it would make life so much simpler. I want someone to tell me what to do and. How to do it. I am tired of giving everyone advice,and not being able to take my own. I was never raised to do things. I did what i wanted too,and now i hate absolute freedom.

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Can I have a good just fuck my shit up senpai?
>be me 19
>took a year off before going to university due to illness
>stuck in house because no car, which means no school and no job
>basically in my parents house 24/7
>Brother and sister already graduated from college and have successful careers, rarely come home anymore
>my mom died last year right around this time
>she was my dads second wife, first one also died unexpectedly when I was little
>basically live alone with dad, 62 who works everyday, comes home at 5:00
>ever since this time last year he hasn't been the same

>>35296728
Hmm, interesting reply, thanks

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>>35298719
on the house tonight, anon. Just try to get /comf/

I want water you fucking faggot

>Be me
>Mom caught be fapping
>Starts beating me
>Slap her in the face
>She rips my left balls
What the fuck do I do?

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>>35298725
maybe try the military. They teach discipline and order, without the hallucination part

>>35298833
Rips your left balls?

>>35298867
Yeah. Like a dough.

>>35298846
The thing is. If i am scitzo that an many other options are gone

>>35298888
Fuck nice quads
Like she pulled on it?

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>>35298757
sounds depressing. Uni will probably be better

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>>35298757
Cont.
>I noticed he had a cough that was persistent, and when I asked about it he shrugged it off
>soon he starts throwing/giving away a ton of our stuff
>writes little notes in our storage saying where things are
>drafts up a will recently
>we are very close and I love talking with him, every time we talk he keeps saying " I won't live to see that" "I won't be around much longer"
>We can be having a good conversation and then he just starts coughing, reminding me of what's gonna happen
>heart disease runs in the family, starts around the 60's
>tfw have to live alone in the house all day with what I would consider to be my best friend who is simultaneously dying and has lost the will to live
>no friends
>basically no family
>no job
>no gf
>I HAVE NOTHING

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>>35298833
move out

ravioli ravioli give me the originoli

>>35298893
then don't get diagnosed. When they give you the psych evaluation, lie. Since you've never been to a psychiatrist, there will be no one to say otherwise.

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>tfw only one week into the NEET lifestyle and already want to kill myself

>>35298918
Where do you live?
Regardless i can talk with you.
I know what its like to be completely alone mental and physical. My best friend attempted suicide and that was the worst thing i went through,and i was raped,abused,and neglected.

>>35298976
If i go into combat,and get scizo ptsd i think that is worse desu

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Hey bartender, can I have some of your favorite beer brand? Thanks
Im just having one those nights you feel more lonely than usual... Moved away to study and im missing my buddies from HS, since im still a newbie here in this town and college I dont really know anyone very well so I dont have someone to talk to or share a drink, really helps existential crisis to kick in you know and I see myself feeling lonely more frequently lately. Watched Lalaland recently and that movie really made me feel hard since I had to distance myself from my only gf so I could study away from home, saw some pics of her with another guy on FB last month, dont really blame her tho, im still stuck with that mentality of getting a job, getting married, having kids: be happy, you know? So now and then I have doubts about my future: will I find someone? Will I manage to get a good job? These doubts make me feel melancholic as hell...

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I'll have an old fashioned.
I'm not quite sure what exactly is the problem, Anon. It's a mix of a bunch of things. First, I got betrayed by my group members for a project just because they think I'm a sociopath and unhinged despite how kind and helpful I've tried to be this time. What hurts the most is that their success is all my work, and now they're reaping the benefits as if they somehow deserve it. I don't want to go back to feeling like I need to constantly watch my back. I want to trust others. This, however, is making it really difficult to remain resolute. Second, it's slowly starting to dawn on me that this beautiful, gorgeous girl I met at uni is way out of my league both physically (she moved to San Francisco and I'm in Boston), and in terms of monetary capabilities. There's no way I could reasonably compete for her given how far I am and how comparatively poor I am too. If she ever comes back, you can bet your ass that I'll go balls to the wall to try to get her. I don't care about the risk of failure. Until then though, it's nothing but sadness and "what if?". Third and lastly, I'm feeling more and more lonely. Every worthwhile girl I've met at uni since Best Girl is already taken. I don't feel like giving up, but the prospects are looking rather bleak. Also, the fact that I can't seem to shake the realization that love is nothing but a biological imperative to reproduce is really souring my view on relationships. Women, I want them, but every day they seem to depreciate in value. Overall, I'm questioning if keeping my values is even worth it at this point. The option of giving up on being a kind person and returning to my previous ways seems more tantalizing every day. I really don't like uni.

>>35299051
do coastguard. No combat, just boats and maybe a few people to chill with for a few months.

>>35298906
Yup. And it ripped off and I'm bleeding I might die.

>>35298918
(Not op) I feel you man, life sometimes feels like a bad meme

>>35299111
Nice trips
GG no re

>>35299100
Dubs
I might,but I think therapy is best

>>35294309


I want to just sit here and cry one day.

Hoping for one day the age of waifus come true.

Praise Kek.

Wish I could get piss drunk with some of my robot brothers. But unfortunately alcohol is super fucking expensive around my parts. So I'll continue to drink by myself and wish for the days when I can be with my kinfolk. BTW super drunk right now off of busch ice.

I've had one day off the past three weeks, because we're closed Sunday. Next week, the owner just said fuck it and scheduled me for 6 days. I've already been called in early one of these days, too.

I can't complain about the money, but I miss playing video games. When I was a NEET, I could casually drink throughout the day while playing video games. Now, I'm drinking even more than when I drank all day every day, except now I'm doing it in my 4 hours of free time before I go to sleep. The other day, for instance, I drank 2/3s of a handle (which is 1.75L, for anyone curious) while chugging beers. I just can't competently play video games at that level of inebriation.

>>35299186
>mfw sometimes alcohol is cheaper than water where I live

>>35299186
>busch ice
I always leaned towards Bud Ice, personally, if I'm going for an ice beer. But, honestly, I usually just drink PBR and Evan Williams. Though, that's in addition to a 20oz of Blue Moon from the restaurant I work at plus my habitual 12oz local beer before I start pounding the cheap stuff.

>>35297975
Have you dealt with your own mortality yet?

>>35299239
I'm very jealous, liquor commission taxes where I live are ridiculous. Wish could get drunk for a reasonable price, but the government seems to want its cut. Fuck off government dicks I'm my own man REEEEEEE!!!!!!!

>>35299257
I love PBR but it costs a lot where I live, something like $17 for an 8 pack.

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>>35299056
we're here, at least

>>35299327
30 packs are $15 here. That's why I drink it.

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>>35299087
If you love her, take a trip and go see her. If she's worth it, you'll stay

>>35299327
PBR is pretty good. Why is it so expensive where you live? I live in a pretty heavily taxed area and 12 pack is about $20 US.

>>35299348
I've heard from other anons that you can get $1 pints in Milwaukee. I'm very jealous of such fortune.

>>35299383
>government requires gibs for all imported alcohol

I have a mental illness that qualifies for disability bux where I live. I have no motivation to do anything what so ever and feel like existence is a chore I want to be rid of almost all the time. When I was younger, I used to be somewhat of an achiever. Now I can't even take care of myself properly without wanting to die. I have the opportunity to go to a supportive housing program but I did a 48 hour visit and it was shit. I'd rather have my freedom than be trapped in that environment. But my parents see me as that teenager that I was and I'm not that anymore. I'm far worse and they think there's a recovery I have to go through. It's been this way for years, even with medication I can't get rid of the pain or force myself to give a fuck. I really don't want to go but if I don't my parents will just think I'm a quitter because they don't realize how bad I really am. Without disability I would be homeless because I can't even live right, how am I expected to work?

>>35299408
PBR is imported for you? That sucks. Where do you live or am I dumb and is it an import to the US?

>>35299431
I live in Canada my man.

>>35299446
All beer is expensive in Canada. I'm the one who said I can buy a 30 of PBR for $15. When I lived in Canada, my family would drive down to the USA to do bi-weekly shopping. Even Canadian beer was cheaper on the American side of the border.

>>35294309

Went to a normie party on Saturday. It was fun but I saw just how different I am to these people. Most of them were a little younger than me but so much more adult and so far ahead with women. Even the losers were talking about how they broke up with people and laughing about it.

I just realized how fucked I am. 21 soon to be 22 and I've never even kissed a girl and the very thought of doing so has me sweating bullets. I can't find a place to move out and I can't be bothered doing anything. I just go to work and back home and i'm just so fucking tired all the time.

>>35299474
I know, the government would rather spend it's money on syrian refugees then on it's own fucking citizens.

>>35298725
Do LSD. When people who have schizophrenia that hasn't manifested itself yet take it it makes them geek out. It'd be a bad trip but at least you'd know if you have to plan on being schizo

>>35294309
Vodka coke please. Will I ever become a normie? I really just want to vagabond life it for awhile. I hate .G job, my life and I don't know why I'm still around for. Please help.

>>35299659
live the wage cuck life for a while and buy a van, then you can live a vagabond life.

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>>35299659
Hope this helps

ravioli ravioli give me the originoli

>some vodka, kalashnikov preferably

I've been unable to care about anything, including my mother having cancer and most likely failing exams

>takes a Jack Daniels and coke

Feels are pretty good
Stepped out of the usual seclusion and spent the night watching Logan, in a crowded theater, with a few ex co-workers
Testing new workout methods, which are paying off in soreness
Diet is improving, no junk foods and almost no soda, mostly home cooked meals, milk, and water
Cutting down on smoking, using patches and gum

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>>35299848
full bottle because you sound like you are having a problem that is actually out of your control, . Hope she gets better

>>35299861

My only interactions with my "friends" now are going to see movies. I show up alone at the theatre, sit with them, then I go home alone while they go do other stuff together. Next time they propose a movie I should tell them I could just do that on my own time if it's all I'll be doing. Fucking assholes.

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>>35299861
sounds like real improvement. Hope it continues. Best wishes

>>35299368
I can't afford a plane ticket and a few nights in SF. Besides, chances are that she's already met someone there. Not to mention that, at most, we were acquaitances. We got along well when we had the chance to talk, but we never actually got too close. It would seem almost invasive and creepy for me to travel all the way there just to see her.

>>35300027
then don't complain when nothing happens.

>>35295836
I feel you anon but life's just a hard bitch.

>>35294309
Holy dog shit bartender, I'm already on like 5 beers, half a pint of whiskey, a gallon of coffee and a pack of cigs, a bowl of weed, and a few redbulls. Just give me a water and tell me how your day/night is going.

>>35294493
Good friends fall out of small talk. I'll maybe talk to my friends once or twice a month. You're probably clingy, men need space brother.

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>>35300150
weird night. I am struggling with friendship, because my one friend just got a gf and wants to talk about her a lot, and since I kind of hate relationships and sex there isn't much for us to talk about. I am trying to do art, but I'm honestly shit and wonder if I should keep doing it. I just recently started using 4chan frequently and feel really at home here. Pretty comfortable with the whole situation.

It's 1:46 am where I live and it's time I clock out. I hope another gracious anon takes over. Goodnight, I hope that if everything in your day sucked, at least the drinks were good.

>>35300344
>I am trying to do art

m8 I fucking love art yet I'm shit at it too. Don't worry about your friendship too much. I've noticed with my own friends, bitches come and bitches go but you'll be bros which means more IMO. Goodnight anon. I hope you're back sometime cause I wana see your art.

>>35300089
what the fuck is your problem? I acknowledged the possibility that nothing would happen. Stop being a condescending asshole.

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I'll take two pints of Guinness


Everything is pointing to my girlfriend cheating on me, guess I expected it. Why is it that it's so fucking easy to tell when someone is lying yet so hard to convince ourselves to accept it? Why do we insist so fucking hard to believe? I need to go to sleep, but my adrenaline is pumping. How can I calm down and go to sleep? Should I just get out of bed and watch TV or something for a few hours?

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>>35294309
I'll have a white russian.

Am here just wondering whats wrong with me, why am i the outcast that cannot get laid, a gf, get girls to like him. sometimes i feel like i don't even exist, that am just that guy, the funny guy, but thats it.

>>35300454
What do you look like? Women are notoriously shallow.

>>35295170
Don't worry, death is inevitable and often swift

I'll have a suffering bastard because that's what I am

>lost my glasses at a club that I was pressured to go to
>the lady that invited me that I was hoping to spend time with went home with another guy most likely
>I spent the whole night frantic and sober
>I won't know until Monday whether they found it or not

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>>35300595
well fuck it, i don't like showing my fucking face but i don't care anymore

I can't stop masturbating while fantasizing about being a little girl getting molested by a teacher. Does that make me a pedo? A reverse pedo?

>>35300654
Not a bad looking dude.

Clean up, dress up, go out with friends, make the groups goal to get you laid. Women are more attracted to groups of men and naturally want the one who is in charge, rotate the dude in charge each out night.

How tall are you?

I'll take a nice strong White Russian

I've been trying to move forward with my music career, but I can never find the right samples, melodies, noises, or anything really.
It's the only thing keeping me semi-happy, but it's been causing a lot of stress and sadness, every time I sit down to make anything, I suddenly realize I know next to nothing, and I get pretty down because of it.
Oh well though, right?

>>35294309
Been in a good mood.

My friend finally responded to my texts about his party at 12:30 AM. It was over by the time I got there, but we went to get something to eat. I met a qt grill who's in one of my classes. She actually introduced herself to me

>>35300663
How often do you masterbait? How long have you been stroking it to this thought?

>>35300798
Either turn your passion into an obsession and push through hard by learning every aspect sacrificing everything else in your life or reduce it to a hobby and leave it that way.

>>35300767
i think about 1.8 meters

>>35300880
I appreciate the straightforwardness
My best friend suggested I spend more time on it too, I'd love to drop as much as I could and devote my time to music, but the thought also makes me nervous.

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>>35294309
Im absolutely in fucking love with this girl I work with, but I cant help being a full blown autist around her every single time we talk. I cant tell if she thinks its cute or if she just thinks im weird as fuck,

I tell myself everyday she isnt interested and that I should just forget about it, but then she says hi to me as soon as I get into work and then we just goof around all night and everything collapses on itself.

Fuck I cant keep lying to myself.