Somebody masturbated and thought of you. Probably a lot of times

Proof or it never happened.

>>35292813
>Somebody masturbated and thought of you. Probably a lot of times and more than one person. Think about it.
not true

>>35292813
>Somebody masturbated and thought of you. Probably a lot of times and more than one person. Think about it.
not me

>>35292813
This is very, very doubtful. If they did it was by accident and probably turned them off.

I know.
A friend and I used to fap next to each other, and a gf fingered herself while watching me fap.

>>35292813
I highly doubt that. My mild autism makes me seem extremely serious and stern at all times, especially in conjunction with my monotone voice, and I come across as kind of standoffish as a result.

I've been called "cute" by girls in the past, but they'll often turn to each other and giggle at my odd behavior. I don't think most girls would consider me in a sexual capacity as a result.

>>35292813
that is so incredibly unlikely.

>>35292813
I know this. On graduation day a gay guy in my high school told me he fapped to the thought of me fucking him all throughout high school. Needless to say I was disgusted.

>>35292813
Only true if you are a decent looking girl

Do females even masturbate to thought of guys?

It ain't me starts playing
I have been muted for 2 seconds because I ain't no original son

>>35292813
Even if so, I can do nothing with this information.

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>>35292813
Yup, I've had to turn down quite a few girls so probably.

I'm alone because I can't find anyone that isn't shallow as fuck.

>>35292847
>Masturbated by accident
I HATE when that happens.

>>35292813
what do women think about when they masturbate?

>>35293373
Chad
what else would they thkn of

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>>35293373
According to OP, us, apparently.

>>35293373
Chad, of course
are you chad?

>>35292813
My ex used to call me when she was masturbating. It still gets my dick hard thinking about it

>>35293343
He means intrusive thoughts dingus.

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>>35293463
You don't say? I never would have guessed. One would almost think I was making a joke.

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>>35292813
Ive probably ruined someones masturbation session you mean?

>>35293478
nah anon I'm sure theres been some downie girls shlicking to the thought of you

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>>35292813
The only person who thinks of me when they masturbate is me.

>>35292813
OH IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T MEEEEE

>>35293475
Truly a great thinker of our times

>tfw not attracted to any of them

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probably, i was always the most attractive ugly person in school
>was sorta forced into the goth/scene clique in HS
>so were all the ugly/fat girls
>i was not terribly overweight
>i was pretty cute in HS
>must've seemed attainable to these gross cunts
>one day cutter-girl insisted on holding my hand through the hallway
>this upset furry teeth girl who said she wanted to date me but i've ruined that
>both furry teeth girl and cutter girl got cucked by tumblr girl
>tumblr girl forced a real relationship where she started kissing me and whatnot
>whatever now i have a movie buddy
>she starts hinting at intercourse and i'm just not interested
>after a week she realizes i'm not giving her my penis to play with
>she breaks up with me claiming she's a lesbian now
>i remain a virgin by choice

I'm pretty sure this greasy skelly girl was touching herself one afternoon when we were watching a movie in class. She was leaning against me holding onto my arm and started making weird movements/noises and i couldn't see her other hand. When I realized I almost started laughing. Also she would always show me these terrible anime/hentia drawings she made, but one day she was turning the pages and quickly went past one looking embarrassed. It must have been one of me because she would show me straight up smut in class. That girl is either homeless or working for NASA right now.

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>tfw fapped to at least 10 different classmates this semester in college

I can think of 2 of them that might be fapping to me...maybe, I know at least one is but who

Back when I had my lone GF in 8th grade, maybe.

But now I'm not so sure.

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That is koala-ty butthole

>>35293731
VOLCEL
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>>35294293
what does thatt mean, anon?

>>35292813
Let's hope this is true!
>won't be forevervirgin now

>>35292813
Didn't try to fuck me though so it doesn't even matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I
Nope.

>>35292813
I'm a fat fuck so I seriously doubt it.

>>35294326
Voluntary celibacy
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>35292813
i actually know this feel

i once had an ugly girl and a fat girl fight over my attention.

I thought i was too good for both of them and now no one has payed attention to me in 4 years.

still a lonely virgin.

There was a hot girl back in high school who told me she would fuck me, but she also said the same to like half my class. There's a possibility, I guess.

>>35292813
There is absolutely no way that ever happened. Sure, I can't prove it, it's just intuitive....

>>35292813
>probably every girl that thought about me while masturbating is ugly
Ugh.... Help me!

>>35292813
Yeah, no, that never happened

I'm not an attractive chad and women don't masturbate as much as men

>>35294415
Oh okay

Yeah I just have no interest in sex. I'm even losing interest in masturbating at this point

>>35293373
I exclusively think about my boyfriend went I fap.

>>35292829
>>35292847

These

origiggitygooganal

I know for a fact that this super cute blonde girl rubbed her snatch to the thought of me. I could tell she was super horny when she was staring at my muscles. Kind of made me borderline uncomfortable because of how amazed she was by me (usually I wear long sleeve buttondown shirts but this was a day where I wore a tanktop after I worked out so I looked chaddy as fuck)

I fap to nearly every girls I met at least once.

One time at summer camp there was a girl who was telling me about how her friend had a wet dream about me. I don't know if that counts.
I didn't take advantage of the opportunity, anyway.

>>35292813
I can't see why anybody would ever have cause to do this.

>>35292813
the two girlfriends i had that would masturbate to me i guess?

no stranger would do that though

>Masturbating to 3D instead of pure 2D waifus
Normies

>>35293731
That sounds nasty.

>>35294418
Worth it. I rather be a forever virgin than have to fuck an animal-pig-landwhale.

>>35295404
Did you fuck her my guy?????

>>35292813
>ywn fuck field pussy

>>35293548
I'M NO STACEYS FAP

My ex said she'd masturbate to my voice but women are pathological liars so I don't know for sure.

>>35297622
it was

life is not like anime where the fembots are secretly attractive

>>35293373
Being creampied is all I can think of when I get off

do women even masturbate that often? I don't believe they do.

>>35292813
That's such a cute little anus.

>>35294437
If you were part of the orgy in her head, sure

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I masturbated with this chick on Skype once so you're not wrong. 98% sure that's the only time, though.

>>35292813
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

good try

>>35292813
This isnt plebbit. Think about it

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When I was 12 I used to play an mmo called conquer online. Obviously I pretended I was a girl so people would give me things, I called myself "Katrina".

The amount of stuff people would give me for cybering with them was amazing. Someone gave me like $50 worth of in game items ,even after telling me he couldn't afford much food this month.

I would obvs masturbate with them whilw pretending to be a girl, I found it extremely hot. Now I wonder if they knew I was pretending.. I shared pretty intimate relationships with these people for at least 12 months

>>35292813
>Think about it.
The more I think about it the more ridiculous it sounds.

Never happened.
Aboriginal.

>>35292813
Some jerked it to me? Hahahaha! Not if you saw what I look like.

>>35292813
yea that shit didnt happen. no one even knows me

I doubt women think about you specifically when they have Chad